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FORK YOU AQUILLINI

Created by: Turkish_Canuck
Team: 2022-23 Vancouver Canucks
Initial Creation Date: Mar. 1, 2023
Published: Mar. 1, 2023
Salary Cap Mode: Basic
Description
I'm so done with this team. We will NEVER make playoffs again with this HORRID RODENT in charge.

PRAYING there's some chance moves like the below are possible. Won't hold my breath.
Trades
1.
2.
VAN
  1. 2024 4th round pick (COL)
3.
VAN
  1. 2023 2nd round pick (WSH)
  2. 2025 2nd round pick (BOS)
Buyouts
Retained Salary Transactions
DraftRound 1Round 2Round 3Round 4Round 5Round 6Round 7
2023
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2024
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2025
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ROSTER SIZESALARY CAPCAP HITOVERAGES TooltipBONUSESCAP SPACE
23$82,500,000$76,659,584$1,250,000$2,165,000$5,840,416
Left WingCentreRight Wing
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$4,150,000$4,150,000
RW, LW
UFA - 2
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$7,350,000$7,350,000
C, LW
UFA - 2
Logo of the Vancouver Canucks
$950,000$950,000 (Performance Bonus$850,000$850K)
LW, RW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Vancouver Canucks
$925,000$925,000 (Performance Bonus$850,000$850K)
RW, LW
RFA - 2
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$2,200,000$2,200,000
C, LW
UFA - 1
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$6,650,000$6,650,000
RW
UFA - 3
Logo of the Vancouver Canucks
$4,750,000$4,750,000
LW, RW
M-NTC
UFA - 4
Logo of the Vancouver Canucks
$883,750$883,750 (Performance Bonus$82,500$82K)
C
RFA - 2
Logo of the Vancouver Canucks
$875,000$875,000
LW, RW
RFA - 1
Logo of the Vancouver Canucks
$891,667$891,667 (Performance Bonus$300,000$300K)
LW, RW
RFA - 1
Logo of the Vancouver Canucks
$836,667$836,667 (Performance Bonus$82,500$82K)
C
RFA - 3
Logo of the Vancouver Canucks
$1,000,000$1,000,000
RW, C
UFA - 3
Logo of the Vancouver Canucks
$762,500$762,500
RW, C
RFA - 2
Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
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$7,850,000$7,850,000
LD
UFA - 5
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$4,400,000$4,400,000
RD
RFA - 2
Logo of the Vancouver Canucks
$5,000,000$5,000,000
G
UFA - 4
Logo of the Vancouver Canucks
$7,260,000$7,260,000
LD
NMC
UFA - 5
Logo of the Vancouver Canucks
$1,800,000$1,800,000
RD
UFA - 1
Logo of the Vancouver Canucks
$750,000$750,000
G
UFA - 1
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$4,100,000$4,100,000
LD
M-NTC
UFA - 1
Logo of the Vancouver Canucks
$6,000,000$6,000,000
RD
M-NTC
UFA - 2
Logo of the Vancouver Canucks
$1,500,000$1,500,000
LD/RD
UFA - 1
Logo of the Vancouver Canucks
$750,000$750,000
LD/RD
UFA - 1
ScratchesInjured Reserve (IR)Long Term IR (LTIR)
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$3,500,000$3,500,000
LW, RW
M-NTC
UFA - 1
Logo of the Vancouver Canucks
$3,250,000$3,250,000
LW
M-NTC
UFA - 2
Logo of the Vancouver Canucks
$2,500,000$2,500,000
RD
UFA - 3

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Mar. 1, 2023 at 6:19 p.m.
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Deal.
Mar. 1, 2023 at 6:20 p.m.
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Pop Pop
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Your gonna like Hronek 80% of the time love him 10% of the time then scream at the TV when he does something so bad defensively it makes you insane for the other 10%.
Mar. 1, 2023 at 6:22 p.m.
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Quoting: Jfstompers
Your gonna like Hronek 80% of the time love him 10% of the time then scream at the TV when he does something so bad defensively it makes you insane for the other 10%.


I'm going to hate him even more when I see the two picks we gave up turn into absolute studs.
Just so ****ing sick of this team man frown
Mar. 1, 2023 at 6:23 p.m.
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Quoting: JuanDamienNebraska
Deal.


Fyi you really shouldn't do this deal, Miller's contract is an absolute anchor and the Nucks should be paying another team to take him.
Mar. 1, 2023 at 6:25 p.m.
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Quoting: Turkish_Canuck
Fyi you really shouldn't do this deal, Miller's contract is an absolute anchor and the Nucks should be paying another team to take him.


Fyi he put up 99 last year on a garbage team. Fyi he is miserable because he is playing for a garbage team. Fyi the contract is a bit too much but who cares because Sid and Geno aren’t getting any younger and need another game breaker. Fyi Marchand owns you.
Mar. 1, 2023 at 6:27 p.m.
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Quoting: JuanDamienNebraska
Fyi he put up 99 last year on a garbage team. Fyi he is miserable because he is playing for a garbage team. Fyi the contract is a bit too much but who cares because Sid and Geno aren’t getting any younger and need another game breaker. Fyi Marchand owns you.


Cool, honestly it would make my ****ing dreams come true.. take him

And at this point I WISH Marchand owned our team over that horrid evil selfish ****ing rat Aquillini.
Mar. 1, 2023 at 6:28 p.m.
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Quoting: JuanDamienNebraska
Fyi he put up 99 last year on a garbage team. Fyi he is miserable because he is playing for a garbage team. Fyi the contract is a bit too much but who cares because Sid and Geno aren’t getting any younger and need another game breaker. Fyi Marchand owns you.


I'd wear a Marchand/Messier shirt to bed every night for the rest of my life, if it meant Aquillini died on the spot right now.
Mar. 1, 2023 at 6:28 p.m.
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Quoting: Turkish_Canuck
Cool, honestly it would make my ****ing dreams come true.. take him

And at this point I WISH Marchand owned our team over that horrid evil selfish ****ing rat Aquillini.


Well Marchand is back on cameo so maybe he will save up and make a bid.
Mar. 1, 2023 at 6:28 p.m.
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Quoting: Jfstompers
Your gonna like Hronek 80% of the time love him 10% of the time then scream at the TV when he does something so bad defensively it makes you insane for the other 10%.


Canucks have OEL and Myers. I think we are kind of used to the 100% scream at the TV part
Mar. 1, 2023 at 6:32 p.m.
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Ron Hextall is a fabulous GM. We will pay for his flight to Vancouver.
Mar. 1, 2023 at 6:45 p.m.
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Wouldn't be opposed to Garland here
 
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