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Tanking for Celebrini

Created by: DumplingAndChase
Team: 2023-24 Winnipeg Jets
Initial Creation Date: May 16, 2023
Published: May 16, 2023
Salary Cap Mode: Basic
Description
The Jets will not do this, but I wish they would. The point of this roster is to try to get the first overall pick in 2024. Trade values are bad because I can't be bothered right now, but imagine we tried to get as many good prospects and young players as possible, and some picks besides.
This roster doesn't hit the cap floor. We spend a bit more on a better goalie tandem. Again, can't be bothered.
And Montreal isn't getting Dubois because the French hate every trade on this site and fewer of them will comment if they don't see their dumb team on the list.
Anyway, enjoy this terrible roster I spent way too much time constructing. What a disaster
Free Agent Signings
RFAYEARSCAP HIT
2$1,000,000
2$1,000,000
2$1,000,000
1$900,000
1$900,000
3$900,000
8$9,000,000
3$900,000
2$900,000
2$1,000,000
2$1,000,000
3$1,000,000
UFAYEARSCAP HIT
1$1,000,000
1$1,000,000
Trades
1.
WPG
  1. Lauko, Jakub [RFA Rights]
  2. 2025 1st round pick (BOS)
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
DraftRound 1Round 2Round 3Round 4Round 5Round 6Round 7
2023
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2024
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2025
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ROSTER SIZESALARY CAPCAP HITOVERAGES TooltipBONUSESCAP SPACE
24$83,500,000$56,280,358$0$907,500$27,219,642
Left WingCentreRight Wing
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$7,142,857$7,142,857
LW
UFA - 3
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$894,167$894,167 (Performance Bonus$850,000$850K)
LW, C
RFA - 1
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$6,000,000$6,000,000
RW, LW
M-NTC
UFA - 2
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$4,500,000$4,500,000
LW, RW
NTC
UFA - 4
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$3,250,000$3,250,000
C
M-NTC
UFA - 3
Logo of the Winnipeg Jets
$2,166,667$2,166,667
RW
UFA - 2
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$1,300,000$1,300,000
LW, RW
RFA - 1
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$1,000,000$1,000,000
LW, RW
RFA - 2
Logo of the Tampa Bay Lightning
$800,000$800,000
RW, C
UFA - 2
$900,000$900,000
LW, RW
RFA - 2
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$900,000$900,000
C, RW
UFA - 1
$1,000,000$1,000,000
LW, RW
RFA - 1
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$775,000$775,000
LW, C
RFA - 1
$1,000,000$1,000,000
RW, C
UFA - 3
Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
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$6,250,000$6,250,000
LD
NMC
UFA - 5
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$814,167$814,167 (Performance Bonus$57,500$58K)
RD
RFA - 3
$1,000,000$1,000,000
G
UFA - 1
Logo of the Winnipeg Jets
$1,000,000$1,000,000
LD
RFA - 2
Logo of the Winnipeg Jets
$5,875,000$5,875,000
RD
M-NTC
UFA - 2
$1,000,000$1,000,000
G
UFA - 1
Logo of the Winnipeg Jets
$1,000,000$1,000,000
LD
RFA - 1
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$1,000,000$1,000,000
LD/RD
RFA - 1
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$762,500$762,500
LD
RFA - 1
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$5,950,000$5,950,000
LD/RD
M-NTC
UFA - 2

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May 16, 2023 at 10:21 p.m.
#1
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Does TB have magic Salary Cap dust or something. If they do why didn't they use it to keep Palat or McDonagh last year.
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May 16, 2023 at 10:25 p.m.
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Tyler
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I like the idea but I feel like they could get more for what they're giving up, it's not like they should be shipping everyone off for free. Also kings don't do this unless they're giving back Peterson and probably more the cap room just isn't there.
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May 16, 2023 at 10:27 p.m.
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sLIM
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Why you so mad 🤣 what did the French do to u
May 16, 2023 at 10:30 p.m.
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Avs decline. 4 years of Lehky is better than 1 of Schiefele. Especially at relative age and cap hits.
May 16, 2023 at 10:33 p.m.
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mokumboi
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If you can't be bothered with trade values and following cap rules, what are supposed to do with it?
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May 16, 2023 at 11:02 p.m.
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sLIM
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Quoting: mokumboi
If you can't be bothered with trade values and following cap rules, what are supposed to do with it?


He didn’t have enough time to make a AGM that makes sense but had enough to say how much he hates French ppl 💀
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May 17, 2023 at 12:26 a.m.
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Quoting: Savage27
Why you so mad 🤣 what did the French do to u


They made me take French classes in school, they make it legally required to put their language everywhere, and they complain about every Dubois trade suggestion. At this point they can take their leader Maxime Bernier and go.

Yes, I did bad in french class.
May 17, 2023 at 12:27 a.m.
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Quoting: mokumboi
If you can't be bothered with trade values and following cap rules, what are supposed to do with it?


Look at the roster is what you can do with it.
May 17, 2023 at 1:32 a.m.
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mokumboi
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Look at the roster is what you can do with it.


Riiiight, but you're not cap compliant or giving an accurate representation of what the roster would look like after acquiring all these players (or considering the cap situations of teams you are trading to). But sure, the roster will probably fetch a lottery pick.
 
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