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Pretending to be a Leafs fan

Created by: FartButtIII
Team: 2023-24 Toronto Maple Leafs
Initial Creation Date: May 18, 2023
Published: May 18, 2023
Salary Cap Mode: Basic
Description
I don't care how ridiculous this is. This is how it looks to most non-leaf fans on here
Free Agent Signings
RFAYEARSCAP HIT
8$775,000
8$775,000
UFAYEARSCAP HIT
2$2,500,000
2$2,500,000
1$775,000
Trades
1.
2.
3.
TOR
  1. 2023 2nd round pick (OTT)
4.
WPG
  1. 2023 2nd round pick (OTT)
  2. 2024 3rd round pick (NYI)
5.
DraftRound 1Round 2Round 3Round 4Round 5Round 6Round 7
2023
Logo of the BOS
Logo of the TOR
Logo of the TOR
2024
Logo of the TOR
Logo of the TOR
Logo of the TOR
Logo of the CHI
Logo of the TOR
Logo of the TOR
Logo of the OTT
2025
Logo of the TOR
Logo of the TOR
Logo of the CHI
Logo of the TOR
Logo of the TOR
ROSTER SIZESALARY CAPCAP HITOVERAGES TooltipBONUSESCAP SPACE
20$83,500,000$82,959,747$0$0$540,253
Left WingCentreRight Wing
Logo of the Ottawa Senators
$8,205,714$8,205,714
LW
UFA - 5
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$12,500,000$12,500,000
C
NMC
UFA - 3
Logo of the Arizona Coyotes
$7,150,000$7,150,000
LW, RW
UFA - 5
Logo of the Toronto Maple Leafs
$925,000$925,000
LW, RW
RFA - 2
Logo of the Ottawa Senators
$8,350,000$8,350,000
C
UFA - 8
Logo of the Toronto Maple Leafs
$6,962,366$6,962,366
RW
NMC
UFA - 1
$775,000$775,000
LW, RW
UFA - 4
$2,500,000$2,500,000
C
UFA
$2,500,000$2,500,000
RW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$5,125,000$5,125,000
LW, RW
NMC
UFA - 3
Logo of the Toronto Maple Leafs
$1,150,000$1,150,000
RW, C, LW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Toronto Maple Leafs
$2,100,000$2,100,000
RW, C, LW
M-NTC
UFA - 3
Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
Logo of the Toronto Maple Leafs
$7,500,000$7,500,000
LD
NMC
UFA - 7
Logo of the Toronto Maple Leafs
$5,000,000$5,000,000
LD/RD
M-NTC
UFA - 1
Logo of the Winnipeg Jets
$6,166,667$6,166,667
G
NMC
UFA - 1
Logo of the Toronto Maple Leafs
$2,000,000$2,000,000
LD/RD
M-NTC
UFA - 2
Logo of the Toronto Maple Leafs
$1,400,000$1,400,000
RD
RFA - 1
Logo of the Toronto Maple Leafs
$775,000$775,000
G
UFA - 1
$775,000$775,000
LD
UFA - 2
Logo of the Toronto Maple Leafs
$1,100,000$1,100,000
RD
RFA - 2

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May 18, 2023 at 6:10 p.m.
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Ottawa ain’t touching that in a million years. You won’t get neither
May 18, 2023 at 6:11 p.m.
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Quoting: csick
Ottawa ain’t touching that in a million years. You won’t get neither


Read description lol
May 18, 2023 at 6:13 p.m.
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Okay, Chevy (The Jets GM) is NOT very bright, but NO ONE takes that deal for Helly. That's literally the worst offer I've ever seen. Do you even know who Helly is? Vezina award winning / multi year nominated for Vezina goalie? The only reason the Jets win any games? And you want him for a 2nd and a 3rd.

Guessing this is supposed to be funny. Right?
May 18, 2023 at 6:14 p.m.
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Quoting: SKWPG
Okay, Chevy (The Jets GM) is NOT very bright, but NO ONE takes that deal for Helly. That's literally the worst offer I've ever seen. Do you even know who Helly is? Vezina award winning / multi year nominated for Vezina goalie? The only reason the Jets win any games? And you want him for a 2nd and a 3rd.

Guessing this is supposed to be funny. Right?


I'm not a leaf fan lol
May 18, 2023 at 6:18 p.m.
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Nailed it.
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May 18, 2023 at 6:29 p.m.
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Quoting: jlteebo
I'm not a leaf fan lol


???????????

Well, your trades look like you are the ULTIMATE Leafs fan. If those trades got pulled off, the Leafs would be guaranteed a Stanley Cup next year.
May 18, 2023 at 6:30 p.m.
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Quoting: SKWPG
???????????

Well, your trades look like you are the ULTIMATE Leafs fan. If those trades got pulled off, the Leafs would be guaranteed a Stanley Cup next year.


Please note the name and description
May 18, 2023 at 6:38 p.m.
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I wouldn't trade either Stutzle or Tkachuk for Matthews or Marner so yeah...
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May 18, 2023 at 6:39 p.m.
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lol. Good thing I read the description. Cuz I was about to rip this apart. You are correct, though.
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May 18, 2023 at 6:40 p.m.
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Quoting: jlteebo
Please note the name and description


OMG... HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA
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May 18, 2023 at 6:40 p.m.
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Quoting: Garak
lol. Good thing I read the description. Cuz I was about to rip this apart. You are correct, though.


Ya, I missed the description. Now I literally laughed out loud.
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May 18, 2023 at 6:41 p.m.
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Quoting: SKWPG
Ya, I missed the description. Now I literally laughed out loud.


tears of joy tears of joy Same here.
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May 18, 2023 at 6:42 p.m.
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Quoting: SKWPG
Ya, I missed the description. Now I literally laughed out loud.


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tears of joy tears of joy Same here.


The number of Stutzle or Tkachuk trades for Marner I have seen are absurd. I decided to encompass it all in a ACGM
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May 18, 2023 at 6:47 p.m.
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Quoting: jlteebo
The number of Stutzle or Tkachuk trades for Marner I have seen are absurd. I decided to encompass it all in a ACGM


I feel for them, but that fan base needs to relax and cut the team some slack. It's no wonder the Leafs are always gripping their sticks so tight and choking every year in the playoffs, their too worried about the fan base to even play their game. lol
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May 18, 2023 at 6:49 p.m.
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Quoting: jlteebo
The number of Stutzle or Tkachuk trades for Marner I have seen are absurd. I decided to encompass it all in a ACGM


I'm a WPG born Jets fan living in Calgary and even I know waaaaayyyyyy out west here that NO FREAKING WAY OTT trades Tkachuk or Stutzle. Well, not for Marner at least.

I can't imagine what a team would have to give up to get Tkachuk away from OTT. Guessing, Bedard, Makar or McJesus? I can't think of anyone as valuable to their team at this moment than Tkachuk is to OTT.
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May 18, 2023 at 6:51 p.m.
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Quoting: Garak
I feel for them, but that fan base needs to relax and cut the team some slack. It's no wonder the Leafs are always gripping their sticks so tight and choking every year in the playoffs, their too worried about the fan base to even play their game. lol


That's actually so valid. Ya, the Laffs fans are INSANE. They think their team is the best ever and the pressure on those players is INSANE. I couldn't imagine anyone wanting to play for the Laffs because of their fans. Their almost as bad as Habs fans. ALMOST! cool
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May 18, 2023 at 7:38 p.m.
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You missed one important thing though:

You didn't include Nick Robertson in any trade thinking that he has value.
May 18, 2023 at 8:01 p.m.
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Quoting: AnonymousSensFan
You missed one important thing though:

You didn't include Nick Robertson in any trade thinking that he has value.


I also forgot to retain salary on EVERY TRADE because every team wants to help the Leafs
 
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