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The most annoying team to play against

Created by: BigSportsGuy
Team: 2023-24 Custom Team
Initial Creation Date: Jul. 19, 2023
Published: Jul. 19, 2023
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ROSTER SIZESALARY CAPCAP HITOVERAGES TooltipBONUSESCAP SPACE
23$83,500,000$83,132,381$0$0$367,619

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Left WingCentreRight Wing
Logo of the Ottawa Senators
$8,205,714$8,205,714
LW
UFA - 5
Logo of the Calgary Flames
$7,000,000$7,000,000
C
NMC
UFA - 6
Logo of the Florida Panthers
$9,500,000$9,500,000
RW
NMC
UFA - 7
Logo of the Boston Bruins
$6,125,000$6,125,000
LW
M-NTC
UFA - 2
Logo of the Toronto Maple Leafs
$3,000,000$3,000,000
C, RW
M-NTC
UFA - 1
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$5,125,000$5,125,000
LW, RW
NMC
UFA - 3
Logo of the Carolina Hurricanes
$4,500,000$4,500,000
LW
M-NTC
UFA - 3
Logo of the Florida Panthers
$4,425,000$4,425,000
C
UFA - 2
Logo of the Washington Capitals
$5,166,667$5,166,667
RW
M-NTC
UFA - 1
Logo of the Philadelphia Flyers
$1,750,000$1,750,000
LW, RW
M-NTC
UFA - 3
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$2,000,000$2,000,000
C, RW
M-NTC
UFA - 3
Logo of the Montreal Canadiens
$812,500$812,500
LW, RW
UFA - 2
Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
Logo of the Carolina Hurricanes
$5,300,000$5,300,000
LD
M-NTC
UFA - 2
Logo of the Carolina Hurricanes
$5,280,000$5,280,000
RD
M-NTC
UFA - 2
Logo of the New York Islanders
$4,000,000$4,000,000
G
UFA - 1
Logo of the Nashville Predators
$2,000,000$2,000,000
LD/RD
UFA - 3
Logo of the Anaheim Ducks
$4,000,000$4,000,000
RD
NTC
UFA - 3
Logo of the Vegas Golden Knights
$766,667$766,667
G
UFA - 2
Logo of the Montreal Canadiens
$828,333$828,333
LD/RD
RFA - 1
Logo of the St. Louis Blues
$950,000$950,000
RD
UFA - 1
ScratchesInjured Reserve (IR)Long Term IR (LTIR)
Logo of the Minnesota Wild
$800,000$800,000
LW, RW
M-NTC
UFA - 1
Logo of the Vegas Golden Knights
$5,000,000$5,000,000
G
M-NTC
UFA - 2
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$762,500$762,500
RD
UFA - 1
Galchenyuk, Alex
$775,000$775,000
Logo of the Ottawa Senators
$835,000$835,000
C, RW
RFA - 2
Taxi Squad
Logo of the Minnesota Wild
$925,000$925,000 ($0$0$0$0) (Performance Bonus$425,000$425K)
G
RFA - 2

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Jul. 19, 2023 at 9:12 p.m.
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Sam Bennett has to be on this team. Every fan of every team that played against him in the playoffs now hate him. Dirtiest and most malicious player I have seen in a long time. I am confident he is going to get beat up BADLY this regular season for the crap he pulled in the playoffs. Players were too afraid of the consequences of their retribution during the playoffs. I think Bennett is going to have a very LONG season this year.
Jul. 19, 2023 at 9:23 p.m.
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Where's Bunting? Agreed on Bennett. Half this team would be suspended by the second round.
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Jul. 19, 2023 at 9:45 p.m.
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Quoting: TMLBRIAN
Sam Bennett has to be on this team. Every fan of every team that played against him in the playoffs now hate him. Dirtiest and most malicious player I have seen in a long time. I am confident he is going to get beat up BADLY this regular season for the crap he pulled in the playoffs. Players were too afraid of the consequences of their retribution during the playoffs. I think Bennett is going to have a very LONG season this year.


Good call I knew I was forgetting someone. Swapped out danault for Bennett. Made room to pop Oleksiak in place of Lauzon as well

Edit: it in fact did not make space
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Jul. 19, 2023 at 9:48 p.m.
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Quoting: MoreHitzSeider
Where's Bunting? Agreed on Bennett. Half this team would be suspended by the second round.


Good call. Maybe a bunting > Wilson swap?
Jul. 19, 2023 at 9:50 p.m.
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Good call. Maybe a bunting > Wilson swap?


Oh you can't take out Mr. Wilson. LOL

Reaves beats people up but is he really annoying?
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Jul. 19, 2023 at 9:51 p.m.
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Good call. Maybe a bunting > Wilson swap?


Nah Bunting is like an annoying little fly. He is annoying but he doesn't do anything. Wilson is like an annoying bear. He will rip your head off.

Maybe Bunting over Kostin (but I haven't seen him play, so I could be wrong)
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Jul. 19, 2023 at 9:54 p.m.
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Quoting: MoreHitzSeider
Oh you can't take out Mr. Wilson. LOL

Reaves beats people up but is he really annoying?


I think the fighting + chirps probably would make him annoying to play against. For whatever silly reason I want to keep it under the cap / 23 man roster. If not, bunting would swap out for reaves 100%
Jul. 19, 2023 at 10:00 p.m.
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Quoting: TMLBRIAN
Nah Bunting is like an annoying little fly. He is annoying but he doesn't do anything. Wilson is like an annoying bear. He will rip your head off.

Maybe Bunting over Kostin (but I haven't seen him play, so I could be wrong)


Kostin is big, physical, fights and gets into it after the play but is overall a pretty clean player.

Swapped out Kostin and Reaves for Bunting and Pezetta. I’ve never watched Pezetta but I feel like any highlight I’ve seen of his is a fight
Jul. 19, 2023 at 10:17 p.m.
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Fun fact: based off of last years stats, this team is looking at 1,456 PIM.

Ridiculous fact: the most penalty minutes in a season by one team is 2,713. 91-92 sabres didn’t **** around
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Jul. 19, 2023 at 11:25 p.m.
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Bruh. Bortuzzo over Brown (???). He's even cheaper.
Jul. 19, 2023 at 11:35 p.m.
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Bruh. Bortuzzo over Brown (???). He's even cheaper.


I honestly don’t know anything about bortuzzo but I’m going to make the edit just because of your confidence
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Jul. 19, 2023 at 11:51 p.m.
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Quoting: BigSportsGuy
I honestly don’t know anything about bortuzzo but I’m going to make the edit just because of your confidence


He's extremely annoying to play against, that's for sure.
Jul. 20, 2023 at 9:55 a.m.
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Bertuzzi?
Jul. 20, 2023 at 1:07 p.m.
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Quoting: Leafsfan98
Bertuzzi?


I really wanted to get him on the roster, but I felt like Kane, Marchand and Wilson all beat him out. If I wasn’t going for cap compliant he would for sure be on there
Jul. 20, 2023 at 1:15 p.m.
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Quoting: BigSportsGuy
I really wanted to get him on the roster, but I felt like Kane, Marchand and Wilson all beat him out. If I wasn’t going for cap compliant he would for sure be on there


How's Kane annoying though? I get chirping makes you annoying to play but, how's that any worse than Bert grabbing onto someone's stick in the middle of the ice and trying to break it on the bench?
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Jul. 20, 2023 at 1:23 p.m.
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Quoting: Leafsfan98
How's Kane annoying though? I get chirping makes you annoying to play but, how's that any worse than Bert grabbing onto someone's stick in the middle of the ice and trying to break it on the bench?


I could be wrong on this as I don’t regularly watch Bertuzzi, but I think Kane is more intimidating physically than bertuzzi, possibly the “scarier to fight” out of the two as well. I also think if you’re elite-level chirping it might be just as annoying as someone stealing your stick and trying to break it. The chirps are all game long every game.

Again I haven’t watched bertuzzi often so I could be underestimating his pest-level
Jul. 20, 2023 at 1:55 p.m.
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I could be wrong on this as I don’t regularly watch Bertuzzi, but I think Kane is more intimidating physically than bertuzzi, possibly the “scarier to fight” out of the two as well. I also think if you’re elite-level chirping it might be just as annoying as someone stealing your stick and trying to break it. The chirps are all game long every game.

Again I haven’t watched bertuzzi often so I could be underestimating his pest-level


Kane only picks on the guys who he thinks he's tougher than (Micheal Bunting as an example that Kane avoided when he got the s**t kicked out of him) whereas Bert goes into a bigger and better Marchand role where he'll chirp you but he'll also do things to piss you off
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Jul. 20, 2023 at 2:51 p.m.
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Quoting: Leafsfan98
Kane only picks on the guys who he thinks he's tougher than (Micheal Bunting as an example that Kane avoided when he got the s**t kicked out of him) whereas Bert goes into a bigger and better Marchand role where he'll chirp you but he'll also do things to piss you off


Fair points. I don’t think that’s always the case with Kane, he’s gone against reaves a few times before if I’m not mistaken. It does seem pretty common for these types of players to be more selective the older they get though. I tossed up a poll to let the people decide on that spot
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Jul. 20, 2023 at 2:59 p.m.
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Fair points. I don’t think that’s always the case with Kane, he’s gone against reaves a few times before if I’m not mistaken. It does seem pretty common for these types of players to be more selective the older they get though. I tossed up a poll to let the people decide on that spot


Thx for the consideration
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