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Created by: MistralKaze
Published: Oct. 24, 2023 at 10:33 p.m.
Salary Cap: $83,500,000
Season Days: 177/192 (92%)
Central Registry Determination: This trade has met the central registry's trade checklist

Logo of the Anaheim DucksAnaheim Ducks

OutStatusRetained SalaryEffective Cap HitRosterSPCReserve ListDraft Rd 1Rd 2-3Rd 4-7GPGAPGAASv%
Gibson, JohnAnaheim DucksNHL-$5,900,000011-------2.730.907
Carrick, SamAnaheim DucksNHL-$783,594011---5101--
Leason, BrettAnaheim DucksNHL-$714,453011---5011--
Zellweger, OlenWaivers ExemptAnaheim DucksMinor-$0011---0000--
InStatusRetained SalaryEffective Cap HitRosterSPCReserve ListDraft Rd 1Rd 2-3Rd 4-7GPGAPGAASv%
Jarry, TristanPittsburgh PenguinsNHL-$4,955,078011-------2.820.892
Joseph, MathieuOttawa SenatorsNHL-$2,719,531011---5224--
Brännström, ErikOttawa SenatorsNHL-$1,843,750011---5000--
Joseph, Pierre-OlivierPittsburgh PenguinsNHL-$760,547011---4000--
ChangeCap SpaceRosterSPCReserve ListDraft Rd 1Rd 2-3Rd 4-7GPGAPGAASv%
Initial$7,277,8642245653912
Change-$2,880,859100000
Final$4,397,005 (↓)23 (↑)45653912112

Logo of the Ottawa SenatorsOttawa Senators

OutStatusRetained SalaryEffective Cap HitRosterSPCReserve ListDraft Rd 1Rd 2-3Rd 4-7GPGAPGAASv%
Joseph, MathieuOttawa SenatorsNHL-$2,719,531011---5224--
Brännström, ErikOttawa SenatorsNHL-$1,843,750011---5000--
2026 3rd round pick (Logo of the Ottawa SenatorsOTT)---010------
InStatusRetained SalaryEffective Cap HitRosterSPCReserve ListDraft Rd 1Rd 2-3Rd 4-7GPGAPGAASv%
Carrick, SamAnaheim DucksNHL-$783,594011---5101--
Leason, BrettAnaheim DucksNHL-$714,453011---5011--
Ludvig, JohnPittsburgh PenguinsNHL-$714,453011---0000--
2024 2nd round pick (Logo of the Pittsburgh PenguinsPIT)---010------
2024 4th round pick (Logo of the Pittsburgh PenguinsPIT)---001------
ChangeCap SpaceRosterSPCReserve ListDraft Rd 1Rd 2-3Rd 4-7GPGAPGAASv%
Initial$42,5682145654412
Change$2,350,781111001
Final$2,393,349 (↑)22 (↑)46 (↑)66 (↑)4413 (↑)-1-1-2

Logo of the Pittsburgh PenguinsPittsburgh Penguins

OutStatusRetained SalaryEffective Cap HitRosterSPCReserve ListDraft Rd 1Rd 2-3Rd 4-7GPGAPGAASv%
Jarry, TristanPittsburgh PenguinsNHL-$4,955,078011-------2.820.892
Joseph, Pierre-OlivierPittsburgh PenguinsNHL-$760,547011---4000--
Ludvig, JohnPittsburgh PenguinsNHL-$714,453011---0000--
2024 2nd round pick (Logo of the Pittsburgh PenguinsPIT)---010------
2024 4th round pick (Logo of the Pittsburgh PenguinsPIT)---001------
InStatusRetained SalaryEffective Cap HitRosterSPCReserve ListDraft Rd 1Rd 2-3Rd 4-7GPGAPGAASv%
Gibson, JohnAnaheim DucksNHL-$5,900,000011-------2.730.907
Zellweger, OlenWaivers ExemptAnaheim DucksMinor-$0011---0000--
2026 3rd round pick (Logo of the Ottawa SenatorsOTT)---010------
ChangeCap SpaceRosterSPCReserve ListDraft Rd 1Rd 2-3Rd 4-7GPGAPGAASv%
Initial$241,7522248672512
Change$530,078-2-1-100-1
Final$771,830 (↑)20 (↓)47 (↓)66 (↓)2511 (↓)000
Oct. 25, 2023 at 9:45 a.m.
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You clearly dont know who Zellweger is or how valuable he is. The Ducks burst out laughing as soon as his name gets brought up, even if he was the only thing they give up here they very, very easily decline
Oct. 25, 2023 at 9:50 p.m.
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Lmao
Oct. 25, 2023 at 9:54 p.m.
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Quoting: Salzy
You clearly dont know who Zellweger is or how valuable he is. The Ducks burst out laughing as soon as his name gets brought up, even if he was the only thing they give up here they very, very easily decline


In all fairness, PIT says thank you! Not sure why ANA would ever do this. And OTT can't possibly cap dump for that little.... right?
 
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