Depends what kinda salary I was making at the time... IF I was like in the 10M range I'd want to be in a place with a nicer tax rate... Least this is a good idea not like the NTC or whatever posting
1 Florida Panthers its a Stand Your Ground State so I would be able to defend myself and family
2 Tampa They have Hedman, Stamkos, a decent team to perhaps win another Cup.
3 Vegas so I could be their best player/leading scorer make all the records that nobody would ever break or tie
4 Kings so I can show them how to be Great Again
5 Winnipeg Jets so I can win a cup for Bob Essensa The Shut Out King among others who played in that place
Note if I was a Goalie the list might be a bit different omitting Vegas perhaps since their defense is horrid and LA.
I'd replace them with Colorado so I could get stoned legally
... Since would be facing a ton of shots its only fair
Blues so I would be a hero winning the only Cup that place will ever see as the Goalie
Dallas would be too hot for me I think to live in a place like that besides Belfour already won there Eddie The Eagle or whatever
. I don't like Hitch really only a few of his movies