Depends what kinda salary I was making at the time... IF I was like in the 10M range I'd want to be in a place with a nicer tax rate... Least this is a good idea not like the NTC or whatever posting

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1 Florida Panthers its a Stand Your Ground State so I would be able to defend myself and family

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2 Tampa They have Hedman, Stamkos, a decent team to perhaps win another Cup.
3 Vegas so I could be their best player/leading scorer make all the records that nobody would ever break or tie

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4 Kings so I can show them how to be Great Again

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5 Winnipeg Jets so I can win a cup for Bob Essensa The Shut Out King among others who played in that place

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Note if I was a Goalie the list might be a bit different omitting Vegas perhaps since their defense is horrid and LA.
I'd replace them with Colorado so I could get stoned legally

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Blues so I would be a hero winning the only Cup that place will ever see as the Goalie

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Dallas would be too hot for me I think to live in a place like that besides Belfour already won there Eddie The Eagle or whatever

. I don't like Hitch really only a few of his movies

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