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Charmin Ultra Soft - Softest Team in the League

Created by: dh91
Team: 2023-24 Custom Team
Initial Creation Date: Mar. 30, 2024
Published: Mar. 30, 2024
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A combination of the softest players in the NHL
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ROSTER SIZESALARY CAPCAP HITOVERAGES TooltipBONUSESCAP SPACE
23$83,500,000$118,041,096$0$2,775,000-$34,541,096
Left WingCentreRight Wing
Logo of the New Jersey Devils
$7,875,000$7,875,000
RW, LW
UFA - 8
Logo of the Ottawa Senators
$8,350,000$8,350,000
C
UFA - 8
Logo of the Toronto Maple Leafs
$10,903,000$10,903,000
RW
NMC
UFA - 2
Logo of the Columbus Blue Jackets
$9,750,000$9,750,000
LW
NMC
UFA - 6
Logo of the Anaheim Ducks
$5,750,000$5,750,000
C, LW
RFA - 3
Logo of the Anaheim Ducks
$7,000,000$7,000,000
RW
UFA - 7
Logo of the Calgary Flames
$10,500,000$10,500,000
LW, RW
NMC
UFA - 8
Logo of the St. Louis Blues
$3,571,429$3,571,429
C
M-NTC
UFA - 3
Logo of the Buffalo Sabres
$4,750,000$4,750,000
RW, LW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Colorado Avalanche
$825,000$825,000
LW, RW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Carolina Hurricanes
$5,400,000$5,400,000
LW, RW
M-NTC
UFA - 1
Logo of the Detroit Red Wings
$2,750,000$2,750,000
RW
NTC
UFA - 1
Logo of the Columbus Blue Jackets
$775,000$775,000
RW, LW
RFA - 1
Logo of the New York Islanders
$3,000,000$3,000,000
RW, LW
M-NTC
UFA - 7
Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
Logo of the New Jersey Devils
$925,000$925,000 (Performance Bonus$925,000$925K)
LD/RD
RFA - 2
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$10,000,000$10,000,000
RD
NMC
UFA - 4
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$5,000,000$5,000,000
G
M-NTC
UFA - 4
Logo of the Anaheim Ducks
$6,500,000$6,500,000
LD/RD
M-NTC
UFA - 3
Logo of the Nashville Predators
$4,500,000$4,500,000
RD
UFA - 1
Logo of the Buffalo Sabres
$916,667$916,667 (Performance Bonus$1,850,000$2M)
LD/RD
UFA - 1
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$3,900,000$3,900,000
RD
RFA - 2
ScratchesInjured Reserve (IR)Long Term IR (LTIR)
Logo of the Columbus Blue Jackets
$2,600,000$2,600,000
RD
RFA - 2
Logo of the Ottawa Senators
$2,500,000$2,500,000
LW, RW
UFA - 1

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Mar. 30 at 5:06 p.m.
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There are many things about Kotkaniemi, but calling him soft is wrong... he's unironically one of the tougher Canes. You could have someone like Drury on here above him if you wanted a Cane specifically.
Mar. 30 at 5:08 p.m.
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You missed goalie Samsonov on TML if you look at him wrong way he gets injured and Matt Murray too.
Then there is Brodie on defence ,he can't scare kids on Halloween !
Mar. 30 at 5:08 p.m.
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You could put the entire Sabres or Ducks squad and you wouldnt be wrong.
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Mar. 30 at 5:08 p.m.
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Quoting: Caniac2000
There are many things about Kotkaniemi, but calling him soft is wrong... he's unironically one of the tougher Canes. You could have someone like Drury on here above him if you wanted a Cane specifically.


Honestly had a brainfart, got him confused with Teravainen
Mar. 30 at 5:09 p.m.
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You can add Brandt Clarke to this. He had his soul leave his body after Mark Stone got in his face in preseason after Stone got blown up by Hodgson.
Mar. 30 at 5:16 p.m.
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Quoting: dh91
Honestly had a brainfart, got him confused with Teravainen


Yeah, Teuvo fits that description too
Mar. 30 at 5:18 p.m.
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Leafs squad
Mar. 30 at 5:19 p.m.
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Matt Boldy disappears come playoff time. Has no clue how to play in traffic as does most of the Minnesota Wild.
Mar. 30 at 5:24 p.m.
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Willy Nylander

Anthony Mantha
Mar. 30 at 5:27 p.m.
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Quoting: SharkTank
Willy Nylander

Anthony Mantha


Was going to put Willy there, but he's played a lot harder this season
Mar. 30 at 5:28 p.m.
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Quoting: dh91
Was going to put Willy there, but he's played a lot harder this season

Excellent player but soft as slime.
Mar. 30 at 5:34 p.m.
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Timmy's not especially strong or tough, but he's not soft
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Mar. 30 at 5:37 p.m.
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Quoting: Claesson4Norris
Timmy's not especially strong or tough, but he's not soft


It does take toughness to fall to the ice that many times in a game. Diving is not for the weak
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Mar. 30 at 5:55 p.m.
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Quoting: littlejerryseinfeld
It does take toughness to fall to the ice that many times in a game. Diving is not for the weak


Most overblown narrative in hockey
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Mar. 30 at 6:05 p.m.
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Kyle Connor, unbelievably soft player.
Mar. 30 at 6:08 p.m.
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Timmy is definitely not soft. He doesn't shy away from anyone. His diving narrative is a joke considering 90% of the league does it.
Mar. 30 at 6:31 p.m.
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Quoting: StutzlesNumber1Fan
Timmy is definitely not soft. He doesn't shy away from anyone. His diving narrative is a joke considering 90% of the league does it.


Yeah, but Timmy's by far the worst diver...

And he does it so often, coaches are calling him that (Torts, Keefe, etc.)
Mar. 30 at 6:35 p.m.
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Quoting: StutzlesNumber1Fan
Timmy is definitely not soft. He doesn't shy away from anyone. His diving narrative is a joke considering 90% of the league does it.


"StutzlesNumber1Fan"
Mar. 30 at 6:52 p.m.
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Nah.
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Quoting: Claesson4Norris
Timmy's not especially strong or tough, but he's not soft


I’d say the same about Johnny. He’s small and has to play his game around that (how exactly would you approach regularly skating against guys with 40 pounds and five inches on you?), but I wouldn’t call him soft.

Nylander frankly doesn’t have enough NHL experience for me to say one way or another.

Boqvist? Depends…do you consider “soft” to mean injury-prone? Cause outside of that, he’s more or less your run-of-the-mill middle pairing Offensive-D in terms of his play-style.
Mar. 30 at 7:24 p.m.
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Quoting: littlejerryseinfeld
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LOL, true but you've obviously barely watched him if you think he's soft.
Mar. 30 at 7:35 p.m.
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Quoting: StutzlesNumber1Fan
LOL, true but you've obviously barely watched him if you think he's soft.


I said he's a diver. Which he is, biggest diver in the league by miles. Show me where I called him soft.
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Mar. 30 at 7:44 p.m.
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Quoting: littlejerryseinfeld
I said he's a diver. Which he is, biggest diver in the league by miles. Show me where I called him soft.


All the best players do it in literally every single sport man.
Mar. 30 at 7:52 p.m.
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Quoting: StutzlesNumber1Fan
All the best players do it in literally every single sport man.


Obviously not true
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Mar. 30 at 7:55 p.m.
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Quoting: littlejerryseinfeld
Obviously not true


Lebron, Embiid, Josh Allen, Pat Mahomes etc all flop multiple times a game. But continue man. Every single player in the NBA, NFL, NHL exaggerate everything to get calls.
Mar. 30 at 8:09 p.m.
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