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Costco Hot Dogs Only Available with a Turbo Membership

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Team: 2024-25 Vancouver Canucks
Initial Creation Date: Mar. 30, 2024
Published: Mar. 30, 2024
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Mar. 30 at 9:19 p.m.
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I love Costco
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Mar. 30 at 9:19 p.m.
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I love Costco
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Mar. 30 at 9:20 p.m.
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Quoting: GeneralLandro
I love Costco


Quoting: GeneralLandro
I love Costco


Third time's a charm
Mar. 30 at 9:25 p.m.
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I was at Costco today.

What a zoo that was!

In my Charles Barkley voice...

"There's some big ol' women in San Jose. Victoria is definitely a secret. They wear bloomers. The tooth brush was invented in San Jose because all them big ol' women have 1 tooth."

Man I've always known the women in San Jose to be ultra hot. Especially at the beach. Most of them anyway.

But today was different.

Maybe these women are visiting from other places for Easter?

Don't get me wrong now.

There were some big old men at Costco too.

Anyways I ate my Costco hot dog at the Cardiac Shack and got the hell out of there!

I swear to God this woman who looked like Zdeno Chara's sister and her friend who looked like Mike Ricci's sister were going to start eating my arm!

They were both driving down some caramel fudge sundaes!

Man I fear Costco isn't a safe place anymore! 😬
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Mar. 30 at 9:27 p.m.
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Quoting: SharkTank
I was at Costco today.

What a zoo that was!

In my Charles Barkley voice...

"There's some big ol' women in San Jose. Victoria is definitely a secret. They wear bloomers. The tooth brush was invented in San Jose because all them big ol' women have 1 tooth."

Man I've always known the women in San Jose to be ultra hot. Especially at the beach. Most of them anyway.

But today was different.

Maybe these women are visiting from other places?

Don't get me wrong now.

There were some big old men at Costco too.

Anyways I ate my Costco hot dog at the Cardiac Shack and got the hell out of there!

I swear to God this woman who looked like Zdeno Chara's sister and her friend who looked like Mike Ricci's sister were going to start eating my arm!

They were both driving down some caramel fudge sundaes!

Man I fear Costco isn't a safe place anymore! 😬


I reported you to CapFriendly for HOF status
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Mar. 30 at 9:28 p.m.
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I reported you to CapFriendly for HOF status


LOL
Mar. 30 at 9:47 p.m.
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So Hronek just turned down 8 x $6,750,000 so he accepts 8 x $7,000,000 Try more like 8 x $7,500,000 or he walks in a year.
Mar. 30 at 10:33 p.m.
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Not a big Costco hot dog guy, but the pizza slices are good.
Mar. 30 at 10:36 p.m.
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Quoting: palhal
Not a big Costco hot dog guy, but the pizza slices are good.


If you like a pound of sugar on your pizza slice then maybe.

The hot dog is the only worthwhile part of visiting that bulk hellhole.
Mar. 31 at 1:50 a.m.
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Quoting: Andy_Dick
If you like a pound of sugar on your pizza slice then maybe.

The hot dog is the only worthwhile part of visiting that bulk hellhole.


You don't like eating an ice cream cone while getting your propane tank filled? LOL

What about gorging on free samples?

The pizza is great!

I don't care how much sugar they put in it. 🤭

I love Costco too! 😁
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