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<div class="quote"><div class="quote_t">Quoting: <b>BigBeardBurns</b></div><div>I agree with Backstrom. I hate this league. The Caps should b up 3-1 one way or another</div></div>

It's just a game, but in a country swept up in a wave of hating its own captal city out of some combined misunderstanding of libertarianism and the Hunger Games? The NHL's manipulation of the Caps-Pens rivalry, from openly rigging the lottery to give Crosby to Pittsburgh, to every questionable call since then, have served to make Washington look like a sympathetic underdog town where regular, hardworking people can't get a break, and make a little steel mining town up in the hills look like the obnoxious millionaire illuminati.

Edit: I think the worst was the Brass-Hole move, where they agreed to completely breach the point of the salary cap, which is to establish parity between teams, just to give the Penguins more depth at center to help make them an unbeatable dynasty.

If you take away the rigged lottery, and the Brassard BS, the Pens have Malkin, Letang, and who knows. But probably haven't won a Cup since Lemieux.

I'm not going to get upset about any of it. The Penguins' franchise was in danger of picking up and moving to Kansas city for financial reasons, and they've done a great job of saving it. And they should have done something. The team is owned by Mario Lemieux who played through cancer and led the league in scoring, and then agreed to take over ownership of the team when it couldn't afford to pay him. You can't make up a better hard luck story than that. Western Pennsylvania has become a hotbed for minor pro hockey as well, and the league's job is to create communities of lifelong fans and hockey players, not to be fair to everybody all the time. Basing the lottery after the ownership lockout on several years of results, and not giving any extra weight to the most recent was a pretty carefully calculated move to give Crosby to the team that had just drafted Malkin, but it made sense because that was the only way to chase the table on the progress the NHL had made in Pittsburgh, which had won some pretty impressive championships with an exciting, fast, skilled team in the '90s and really contributed to how the game has embraced skill over toughness, since. I'm not going to be bitter about little tweaks to help the league keep that ball rolling.

But when the NBC announcers called the Caps, "the crapitals," on the air, I admit I kind of felt like there might be a little bit too much bias against the perennial underdog team I grew up cheering for.

The Caps were always one of the lowest budget teams in the Eastern Conference playoffs, through the '80s and '90s. Scott Stevens gets offered $5M a year? The Caps owner tells the paper no hockey player is worth that. David Poile had to be a magician to keep that team stocked with fast-skating, hard-hitting defensive players on every line, to be able to frustrate absurdly skilled teams like the Penguins and Rangers (anybody else remember the Rangers before the salary cap. That's why we have the salary cap. They just bought up all the free agents, because they could), but also stand up to goon squads like Philly used to put together.

A lot of people think of DC as just the Senate. But it's a city of millions of people, most of whom got the best grades of anyone in their small towns and chose a life of public service, working in the shadows to try to make life a little better for the folks back home. Those '90s teams led by Dale Hunter, Mike Ridley, Rod Langway, and Kelly Miller? They found a ton of fans because they were a perfect metaphor for most of the people who move to Washington every year.

Growing up as a Caps fan, I always dreamed the team would get an effortless goal scorer like Brett Hull, and now they've finally drafted one, but when management talks about how the team needs to hurry up and win a championship while he's here, I'm just like, "oh, you must be new."