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Tarlam01

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Je suis un franglais du Québec et fier de l'être
Forum: NHL SigningsDec 28, 2020 at 8:57
Thread: Los Angeles Kings signed Andreas Athanasiou (1 Year / $1,200,000 AAV)
<div class="quote"><div class="quote_t">Quoting: <b>OldNYIfan</b></div><div>The star actor with a heart condition is emoting at the end of the first act. As his performance reaches its peak, he clutches at his chest and dies, and the curtain comes down. The audience is shocked into silence.

The stage manager steps out from behind the curtain and says, Ladies and Gentlemen, we are sorry to announce that tonight's performance is over. Our star has been extinguished and he has gone to the heavens.



From the balcony comes an elderly woman's voice: Give him an enema!

The stage manager says, Madame, you don't understand, we cannot go on, our star is no longer with us.

"Give him an enema!" she repeats.

The stage manager says, "Madame, our star is dead. Giving him an enema cannot possibly help."

The old lady says, "Couldn't hurt!"</div></div>
Forum: Armchair-GMNov 22, 2020 at 10:57
Thread: Positions Rankings in Canadian Division
<div class="quote"><div class="quote_t">Quoting: <b>Lyle_Bubas</b></div><div>The jets have a pretty formidable top 6, imo it's:

LW1: Hyman &lt;&lt;&lt;&lt; Connor
C1: Matthews &gt;&gt; Scheifele
RW1: Marner &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; Wheeler
LW2: Mikheyev &lt;&lt; Ehlers
C2: Tavares &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; Stastny
RW2: Nylander = Laine (at least right now, Laine could get it together and score 50 one day)

in an ideal world, matthews/tavares are getting 45-50, Nylander is scoring 30-35 (was scoring at a 40 goal pace after babs was fired), and marner is potentially hitting 20-25 with like 75-80 assists

that alone is a hilariously absurd top 4 (let alone hyman/mikheyev's 40-50 points). We've never got to see them firing on all cylinders together. When Tavares/Marner dominated, matthews was injured and willy missed the year, yet the year after matthews was fine, willy was great and marner/tavares were injured off and on

if they can all stay healthy this year toronto's offence will be disgustingly good</div></div>

Bruh if I'm sticking to your Ideal situation is it fait to says that MTL top 9 could each get 20 goals? Cuz I think each of them can do it... You see that it makes absolutely no sense lol