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Totally_Offside
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Dec. 17, 2017
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Toronto Maple Leafs
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Logo of the Toronto Maple LeafsGoalies are free now2024-25Jan. 2, 2024
Logo of the Toronto Maple LeafsI think I may have seriously injured myself while racing hot wheels with my kid2023-24Dec. 21, 2023
Logo of the Toronto Maple LeafsSamsonout2023-24Dec. 17, 2023
Logo of the Toronto Maple LeafsHome Alone is a perfect movie without a single plot hole2023-24Dec. 12, 2023
Logo of the Toronto Maple LeafsChestnuts roasting on an open fire jack frost nipping at your nose2023-24Nov. 29, 2023
Logo of the Toronto Maple LeafsYou guys ever rock out to that Levi jeans commercial where everybody is dancing2023-24Nov. 23, 2023
Logo of the Toronto Maple LeafsIm currently trapped on my couch because all the floors are freshly mopped2023-24Nov. 22, 2023
Logo of the Toronto Maple LeafsYou forgot to take your vitamin C this morning so you should go do that2023-24Nov. 21, 2023
Logo of the Toronto Maple LeafsLove means never having to say you need to make more than 6 million to stay here2025-26Nov. 20, 2023
Logo of the Toronto Maple LeafsDont blame me blame Brad Blame my exec blame my exec blame my exec2024-25Nov. 20, 2023
Logo of the Toronto Maple LeafsA little shimmy and a little shake2024-25Nov. 17, 2023
Logo of the Toronto Maple LeafsOh boy here we go again gang2023-24Nov. 4, 2023
Logo of the Toronto Maple LeafsDoes anybody actually put their pants on one leg at a time Just sit down dude2023-24Oct. 31, 2023
Logo of the Toronto Maple LeafsFourth line woes2023-24Oct. 20, 2023
Logo of the Toronto Maple LeafsPraying for rookie miracles2023-24Oct. 9, 2023
Logo of the Toronto Maple LeafsHandsome is among the greatest adjectives around and should be used more2023-24Sep. 29, 2023
Logo of the Toronto Maple LeafsCompliance is the name of a very old ship2023-24Sep. 28, 2023
Logo of the Toronto Maple LeafsA team of special lil guys2023-24Aug. 29, 2023
Logo of the Toronto Maple Leafsa third of the people you know named matt gave their car a name2023-24Aug. 8, 2023
Logo of the Toronto Maple LeafsDo you ever think about how mayo is just oily whipped eggs2023-24Aug. 4, 2023
Logo of the Toronto Maple LeafsSamsonov settling sets some stuff straight2023-24Jul. 23, 2023
Logo of the Toronto Maple LeafsA motorcycle is to a horse as a car is to a what2023-24Jul. 17, 2023
Logo of the Toronto Maple LeafsJust trying some lines out mr commentor What are you gonna do Tell me I stink2023-24Jul. 17, 2023
Logo of the Toronto Maple LeafsMaking my way downtown Skating fast Made a pass Heard that goal sound2023-24Jul. 7, 2023
Logo of the Toronto Maple LeafsWilliam the blessed sacrificial lamb2023-24Jul. 4, 2023