Goalies are free now | 2024-25 | Jan. 2, 2024 |
I think I may have seriously injured myself while racing hot wheels with my kid | 2023-24 | Dec. 21, 2023 |
Samsonout | 2023-24 | Dec. 17, 2023 |
Home Alone is a perfect movie without a single plot hole | 2023-24 | Dec. 12, 2023 |
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire jack frost nipping at your nose | 2023-24 | Nov. 29, 2023 |
You guys ever rock out to that Levi jeans commercial where everybody is dancing | 2023-24 | Nov. 23, 2023 |
Im currently trapped on my couch because all the floors are freshly mopped | 2023-24 | Nov. 22, 2023 |
You forgot to take your vitamin C this morning so you should go do that | 2023-24 | Nov. 21, 2023 |
Love means never having to say you need to make more than 6 million to stay here | 2025-26 | Nov. 20, 2023 |
Dont blame me blame Brad Blame my exec blame my exec blame my exec | 2024-25 | Nov. 20, 2023 |
A little shimmy and a little shake | 2024-25 | Nov. 17, 2023 |
Oh boy here we go again gang | 2023-24 | Nov. 4, 2023 |
Does anybody actually put their pants on one leg at a time Just sit down dude | 2023-24 | Oct. 31, 2023 |
Fourth line woes | 2023-24 | Oct. 20, 2023 |
Praying for rookie miracles | 2023-24 | Oct. 9, 2023 |
Handsome is among the greatest adjectives around and should be used more | 2023-24 | Sep. 29, 2023 |
Compliance is the name of a very old ship | 2023-24 | Sep. 28, 2023 |
A team of special lil guys | 2023-24 | Aug. 29, 2023 |
a third of the people you know named matt gave their car a name | 2023-24 | Aug. 8, 2023 |
Do you ever think about how mayo is just oily whipped eggs | 2023-24 | Aug. 4, 2023 |
Samsonov settling sets some stuff straight | 2023-24 | Jul. 23, 2023 |
A motorcycle is to a horse as a car is to a what | 2023-24 | Jul. 17, 2023 |
Just trying some lines out mr commentor What are you gonna do Tell me I stink | 2023-24 | Jul. 17, 2023 |
Making my way downtown Skating fast Made a pass Heard that goal sound | 2023-24 | Jul. 7, 2023 |
William the blessed sacrificial lamb | 2023-24 | Jul. 4, 2023 |