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This is We Don’t Talk About Bruno from Encanto rewritten to elicit how Tanner Jeannot got Nashville a king’s ransom compared to what Tampa would get if they decided to trade him.
We don't talk about Jeannot, no, no, no!
We don't talk about Jeannot... but
It was a deadline day
It was this deadline day
We were getting a guy with an egregious amount of picks
An egregious amount of picks
Jeannot walks in with a mischievous grin-
Lightning!
Did I ask for audience participation?
I'm sorry, Brisebois, go on
Jeannot says, "It all looks good"
Why did he tell us?
In doing so, it’s all misunderstood
Hagel, get me a bagel
We’ve done what we could
What a joyous day... but anyway
We don't talk about Jeannot, no, no, no!
We don't talk about Jeannot!
Hey! If Tampa Bay tried to trade Jeannot to the Capitals or Seattle
He would probably go kicking like a herd of cattle
I associate him with a rattlesnake’s rattle, ch-ch-ch
He’s a heavy lift, with a gift in battle
Leave it to the coach to be the boat's paddle
Grappling with prophecies they couldn't understand
Do you understand?
A six-two frame
Rats have his back
When he plays the game
He tries to stay on track
Yeah, he sees your soul
And maybe scores a goal (hey!)
We don't talk about Jeannot, no, no, no! (We don't talk about Jeannot, no, no, no!)
We don't talk about Jeannot (we don't talk about Jeannot!)
He came here for five draft picks
His next trade: one! (No, no!)
He shouldn’t let it get to his head!
Or his career is done... (no, no!)
He said that Nashville’s bashful tactics were as funny as a pun (no, no! Hey!)
Maybe he can create lightning in a bottle for fun!
They told me that the player of my dreams would be promised, and someday be mine
They told me that this player would grow, like the grapes that thrive on the vine
Yeah, Jeannot's on his way
He told me that the player of my dreams would be just out of reach
Belonged to another
It's like I play him now
Hey Cooper, you can play Jeannot now (you can play Jeannot now
You can play him now
Um, Jeannot...
Yeah, about that Jeannot...
I really need to know about Jeannot...
Gimmie the truth and the whole truth, Jeannot
(Corey Perry, your boyfriend's here)
It's game time!
A seven-foot frame (it was a deadline day, it was this deadline day)
Rats have his back (we were getting a guy)
When he plays the game (with an egregious amount of picks)
He tries to stay on track (an egregious amount of picks!)
Yeah, he sees your soul (Jeannot walks in with a mischievous grin-)
And maybe scores a goal (lightning!)
Did I ask for audience participation?
I'm sorry, Brisebois, go on (Yeah, Jeannot's on his way)
Jeannot says, "It all looks good" (a six-two frame, rats have his back)
In doing so, it’s all misunderstood
Hagel get me a bagel
He's here!
Don't talk about Jeannot, no! (Why did I talk about Jeannot?)
Not a word about Jeannot!
I never should've brought up Jeannot!