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Created by: Wilbur
Team: 2021-22 Edmonton Oilers
Initial Creation Date: Jun. 13, 2021
Published: Jun. 13, 2021
Salary Cap Mode: Basic
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Hellloooo hockey fans!!! As you all know,the league doesn't care about its stars, even less so when it comes to the playoffs when the rule book is literally thrown out. The playoffs are anything goes, clutch n grab, obstruct, trip, slash, it doesn't matter. The only thing egregious enough to warrant punishment is the cheaters who are caught in the horrific puck over glass infraction.

Rather than being accountable and potentially embarrassing themselves, NHL refs are afraid to do their actual jobs when it really matters, so the league becomes a sham; might as well be WWE refs out there.

Integrity doesn't exist amongst NHL officials, it's all about CYA, so they become more important than the reason they are employed.

Good for them, but bad for business, but who cares if the young stars get hacked and whacked with impunity. This isn't hockey, it's war! You gotta be tough to win the cup, blocking 90 mph shots with your face simply isn't enough, you need to take 50 punches to the back of your head, slashes and spears to your arms and legs and cross-checks to your ribs and neck to really earn it.

It is goon-land out there and only the tough will survive, so take your skill and speed and shove it. Fans want pools of blood, missing teeth, fluke deflections and broken bones. The 1970's Flyers would be 10x champions by now.

In reality the dinosaurs - all those 60 & 70 year old out-of-touch white guys who make all the league decisions want exactly this, and that's so great!

This team is stocked with huge and battle-tested warriors. There is zero doubt that these guys will win every series with grind it out, rock 'em, sock' em old timey hockey and Bobby Clarke smiles for everyone!

Go Dino's! Boo us!
Free Agent Signings
RFAYEARSCAP HIT
1$1,375,000
UFAYEARSCAP HIT
3$2,500,000
3$2,000,000
1$1,000,000
1$1,000,000
1$850,000
2$2,000,000
2$850,000
7$8,500,000
Offer Sheets
Offer sheet annual average (AAV) is calculated by dividing the contract value by the lower of: 1. The contract length, or 2. Five years
PLAYERAAVCOMPENSATION
Zadorov, Nikita$1,375,000No Compensation
Trades
1.
CBJ
  1. Broberg, Philip
  2. 2022 2nd round pick (EDM)
2.
EDM
  1. Gudas, Radko
  2. 2021 5th round pick (FLA)
3.
4.
EDM
  1. Bahl, Kevin
  2. 2021 1st round pick (NYI)
5.
EDM
  1. Crouse, Lawson
  2. 2021 2nd round pick (CBJ)
  3. 2021 4th round pick (PIT)
Buyouts
Retained Salary Transactions
Buried
DraftRound 1Round 2Round 3Round 4Round 5Round 6Round 7
2021
Logo of the EDM
Logo of the NYI
Logo of the CBJ
Logo of the EDM
Logo of the PIT
Logo of the FLA
Logo of the EDM
Logo of the PIT
Logo of the EDM
2022
Logo of the EDM
Logo of the EDM
Logo of the EDM
Logo of the EDM
Logo of the EDM
2023
Logo of the EDM
Logo of the EDM
Logo of the EDM
Logo of the EDM
Logo of the EDM
Logo of the EDM
Logo of the EDM
ROSTER SIZESALARY CAPCAP HITOVERAGES TooltipBONUSESCAP SPACE
23$81,500,000$73,146,839$669,339$57,500$8,353,161

Roster

Left WingCentreRight Wing
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$750,000$750,000
RW, LW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$12,500,000$12,500,000
C
UFA - 5
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$1,175,000$1,175,000
RW
UFA - 1
$2,000,000$2,000,000
RW, LW
UFA - 4
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$8,500,000$8,500,000
C, LW
UFA - 4
$2,000,000$2,000,000
C, RW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Arizona Coyotes
$1,533,333$1,533,333
LW, RW
UFA - 1
$1,000,000$1,000,000
C
UFA - 1
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$1,500,000$1,500,000
RW, LW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$850,000$850,000
LW, C, RW
UFA - 2
$1,000,000$1,000,000
C
UFA
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$3,200,000$3,200,000
RW
UFA - 3
Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$5,600,000$5,600,000
LD
UFA - 1
$8,500,000$8,500,000
RD
UFA - 7
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$4,500,000$4,500,000
G
M-NTC
UFA - 1
$1,375,000$1,375,000
LD/RD
UFA - 1
Logo of the Columbus Blue Jackets
$5,400,000$5,400,000
RD
M-NTC
UFA - 1
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$785,000$785,000
G
UFA - 1
$2,500,000$2,500,000
LD/RD
UFA - 5
Logo of the Florida Panthers
$2,500,000$2,500,000
RD
UFA - 2
ScratchesInjured Reserve (IR)Long Term IR (LTIR)
$850,000$850,000
RW
UFA - 2
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$4,167,000$4,167,000
LD
M-NTC
UFA - 2
$850,000$850,000
RD
UFA - 3
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$834,167$834,167 (Performance Bonus$57,500$58K)
C
RFA - 1

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Jun. 13, 2021 at 3:08 p.m.
#1
TommyGunns
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You can't trade for Seth and then let Caleb go, their mom will be angry. smile
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Jun. 13, 2021 at 3:13 p.m.
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Ken Holland Hater
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no.
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Jun. 13, 2021 at 6:40 p.m.
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mostly harmless
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That's... not even remotely close to a fair Seth Jones trade. Hell, I'm not sure I'd even consider that for Gavrikov.
 
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