If someone were looking to get into hockey/switch fandoms and didn't know which team to support, what is your go-to sales pitch?

For my team (Columbus), i open with "We have a cannon in our arena and it's really cool" every time. 30% of the time, it works all the time. What's yours?

Since joining the league more Stanley Cups than every Canadian team combined. In fact only Detroit has more than TB since joining the league. Nothing sells like WINNING!!!!!