Team: 2022-23 Pittsburgh Penguins

Initial Creation Date: Feb. 22, 2023

Published: Feb. 23, 2023

Salary Cap Mode: Basic

Maybe Jakob Chychrun is the hit and run the Pens need
And maybe Nick Bjugstad could become their 3C
Fill a need or two, and lose a couple firsts, secure that retention
Toss out Carter the old guard, get the Yotes to yeet his pension
Throwin’ in Dumoulin to where it’s humid in the room, it’s in the desert
Add Hållander and St. Ivany from the flightless birds that are feathered
Weather the storm, that’s what penguins do
Pittsburgh puts the win in PengWINs too