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Im Just Nick

Created by: tmlfan4life
Team: 2023-24 Seattle Kraken
Initial Creation Date: Sep. 21, 2023
Published: Sep. 21, 2023
Salary Cap Mode: Basic
Description
This is I’m Just Ken by Ryan Gosling from The Barbie movie, rewritten to elicit how much Nick Suzuki probably wants to play for Seattle where the perfect opportunity lies for him to partner with Suzuki Motors as their logo is eerily similar to that of the Kraken.

I’m Just Nick

Didn’t ask to be the Habs captain
A role that I’ve crapped in
No one knows how hard I tried, oh-oh

I, I have feelings that I can't explain
Drivin' me insane
All my life, been so polite
But I'll sleep alone tonight

'Cause I'm just Nick, anywhere else I'd be the sh*t
Is it my destiny to find a great co-branding opportunity?
I'm just Nick
Where I see Kraken, I also see my name
What will it take for them to see the man behind the plan and stand by me?

I wanna know what it's like to know, to be the real thing
Is it a crime? Will I be even cooler when I wear that teal thing?
And is my moment finally here, or am I dreaming?
I'm no dreamer

Can you feel the Nickergy?
Feels so real, my Nickergy
Can you feel the Nickergy?
Feels so real, my Nickergy

'Cause I'm just Nick, anywhere else I'd be the sh*t
Is it my destiny to find a great co-branding opportunity?
I'm just Nick
Where I see Kraken, I also see my name
What will it take for them to see the man behind the plan and stand by me?

I'm just Nick (and I'm the sh*t)
Plus Suzuki and I will be a fit
So, hey! Check me out, yeah, I'm just Nick
My name's Nick (and so am I)
Put that Stanley plan in mind
So, hey! World, check me out, yeah, I'm just Nick
Baby, I'm just Nick (nobody else, nobody else, nobody)
Trades
MTL
  1. McCann, Jared
  2. Wright, Shane
  3. 2024 3rd round pick (TOR)
  4. 2025 2nd round pick (SEA)
Buried
DraftRound 1Round 2Round 3Round 4Round 5Round 6Round 7
2024
Logo of the SEA
Logo of the SEA
Logo of the SEA
Logo of the SEA
Logo of the SEA
Logo of the SEA
Logo of the SEA
Logo of the CGY
2025
Logo of the SEA
Logo of the SEA
Logo of the SEA
Logo of the SEA
Logo of the SEA
Logo of the SEA
2026
Logo of the SEA
Logo of the SEA
Logo of the SEA
Logo of the SEA
Logo of the SEA
Logo of the SEA
Logo of the SEA
ROSTER SIZESALARY CAPCAP HITOVERAGES TooltipBONUSESCAP SPACE
20$83,500,000$80,469,076$129,910$1,850,000$3,030,924
Left WingCentreRight Wing
Logo of the Seattle Kraken
$5,500,000$5,500,000
LW
NMC
UFA - 3
Logo of the Montreal Canadiens
$7,875,000$7,875,000
C
UFA - 7
Logo of the Seattle Kraken
$5,500,000$5,500,000
RW
M-NTC
UFA - 1
Logo of the Seattle Kraken
$3,500,000$3,500,000
LW, RW
M-NTC
UFA - 2
Logo of the Seattle Kraken
$897,500$897,500 (Performance Bonus$1,850,000$2M)
C
RFA - 1
Logo of the Seattle Kraken
$5,400,000$5,400,000
RW, LW
M-NTC
UFA - 3
Logo of the Seattle Kraken
$1,450,000$1,450,000
LW, RW
RFA - 1
Logo of the Seattle Kraken
$5,166,666$5,166,666
C, LW, RW
M-NTC
UFA - 2
Logo of the Seattle Kraken
$1,500,000$1,500,000
RW
RFA - 1
Logo of the Seattle Kraken
$775,000$775,000
C, LW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Seattle Kraken
$2,250,000$2,250,000
C
M-NTC
UFA - 1
Logo of the Seattle Kraken
$775,000$775,000
RW
UFA - 1
Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
Logo of the Seattle Kraken
$7,350,000$7,350,000
LD/RD
UFA - 4
Logo of the Seattle Kraken
$4,000,000$4,000,000
RD
M-NTC
UFA - 2
Logo of the Seattle Kraken
$5,900,000$5,900,000
G
NTC
UFA - 4
Logo of the Seattle Kraken
$4,600,000$4,600,000
LD/RD
NTC
UFA - 3
Logo of the Seattle Kraken
$3,000,000$3,000,000
RD
M-NTC
UFA - 1
Logo of the Seattle Kraken
$3,500,000$3,500,000
G
M-NTC
UFA - 1
Logo of the Seattle Kraken
$3,150,000$3,150,000
LD
M-NTC
UFA - 2
Logo of the Seattle Kraken
$2,700,000$2,700,000
RD
UFA - 2
ScratchesInjured Reserve (IR)Long Term IR (LTIR)
Logo of the Seattle Kraken
$5,500,000$5,500,000
RW, LW
M-NTC
UFA - 4

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Sep. 21, 2023 at 11:13 a.m.
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Man oh man I haven’t even seen a Willy offer that good
Sep. 21, 2023 at 11:44 a.m.
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MisstheWhalers
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Terrible for Seattle.
Sep. 21, 2023 at 12:07 p.m.
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Quoting: MisstheWhalers
Terrible for Seattle.


Not if you read the description
Sep. 21, 2023 at 5:33 p.m.
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Prime Primeau
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He could also play with Yamamoto. Yamamoto-Suzuki sound funny in french
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Sep. 22, 2023 at 9:32 a.m.
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jeremy clackston
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Nah that 7th stanza is absolutely WILD you might want to reword it a bit
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Sep. 22, 2023 at 9:51 a.m.
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Quoting: eazy_duz_it
Nah that 7th stanza is absolutely WILD you might want to reword it a bit


It's supposed to be from Nick Suzuki's POV though, so I thought it made sense
 
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