Am I drunk?

Firstly I'm pretty sure Nuke can't be traded at present and secondly the Leafs aren't giving that up for him. But if they did.....the Avs should accept! Love the guy, hope he gets sorted, but the Avs and he almost certainly have to part company.

OTT declines

You're kidding, right???? That's pennies on the dollar for Marner - he's a 90 pt winger that's elite defensively. You take this trade and figure out the rest with moving Chychrun and Norris after it's so lopsided. Heck even keep Chychrun and pair him with Sanderson - those 2 together in 141 minutes were 9% better xGoals % better than Sanderson-Zub.

OTT needs Zub FAR FAR FAR x1 billion more than a 90 pt winger who is a serial ghoster in the playoffs that 99.99% wont tresign in OTT and if he did would cost 12M+, now with OTT having ZERO NHL caliber RD yet alone a single defensive Dman they would be guaranteed a bottom 5 finish.

May want to go check Moneypucks D pair combos - the best pair by advanced stats was Sanderson-Chychrun. Not Sanderson Zub. Zub is replaceable, he's not a stud #1 D. This trade also brings in a serviceable 3rd pair D in Lillegren who would pair up well with Kleven. So it only leaves a hole on the 2nd pair - which can be filled with any of 6-10 guys from free agency to pair with Chabot.

And at this point I'll take disappearing in the playoffs (but is a PPG over the last 3 years of playoffs really ghosting?) because that means the Sens make the playoffs.