SalarySwishSalarySwish

Most certainly not a joke

Created by: Angry_Canucklehead
Team: 2018-19 Edmonton Oilers
Initial Creation Date: Feb. 26, 2019
Published: Feb. 26, 2019
Salary Cap Mode: Basic
Legend
Left Handed
Original Team
Waivers Exempt
Right Handed
Position
Trade Clause
Max Perf. Bonus
Expiry Status
Term Remaining
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
Waivers ExemptMcDavid, Connor
$12,500,000 (Performance Bonus$250,000)
C
NMC
UFA - 5
Free Agent Signings
CREATEDYEARSCAP HIT
Satan, Miroslav
6$666,666
Trades
1.
EDM
  1. Gardiner, Jake
Additional Details:
Edmonton really needs a defensive upgrade.
TOR
  1. McDavid, Connor
2.
EDM
    Peter Chiarelli insults
    TBL
      Plea for help
      3.
      EDM
      1. 2019 1st round pick (BOS)
      2. 2019 3rd round pick (BOS)
      3. 2019 4th round pick (NYR)
      4. 2019 6th round pick (BOS)
      5. 2019 7th round pick (NYR)
      6. 2020 1st round pick (BOS)
      7. 2020 2nd round pick (BOS)
      8. 2020 3rd round pick (BOS)
      9. 2020 5th round pick (BOS)
      10. 2020 6th round pick (BOS)
      11. 2020 7th round pick (BOS)
      12. 2021 1st round pick (BOS)
      13. 2021 2nd round pick (BOS)
      14. 2021 3rd round pick (BOS)
      15. 2021 4th round pick (BOS)
      16. 2021 5th round pick (BOS)
      17. 2021 6th round pick (BOS)
      18. 2021 7th round pick (BOS)
      BOS
      1. Gardiner, Jake
      Additional Details:
      Gardener was great for Boston last season.
      4.
      EDM
      1. Kane, Patrick
      2. 2019 1st round pick (CHI)
      3. 2019 2nd round pick (CHI)
      4. 2019 4th round pick (CHI)
      5. 2019 4th round pick (BOS)
      6. 2019 5th round pick (TBL)
      7. 2019 6th round pick (CHI)
      8. 2019 7th round pick (ANA)
      9. 2020 1st round pick (CHI)
      10. 2020 2nd round pick (CHI)
      11. 2020 3rd round pick (CHI)
      12. 2020 4th round pick (CHI)
      13. 2020 5th round pick (CHI)
      14. 2020 6th round pick (CHI)
      15. 2021 1st round pick (CHI)
      16. 2021 2nd round pick (CHI)
      17. 2021 3rd round pick (CHI)
      18. 2021 4th round pick (CHI)
      19. 2021 5th round pick (CHI)
      20. 2021 6th round pick (CHI)
      21. 2021 7th round pick (CHI)
      CHI
      1. Draisaitl, Leon
      2. Nugent-Hopkins, Ryan
      3. Nurse, Darnell
      Additional Details:
      Maybe if a Nurse is around, Crawford won’t get a major injury for a while
      5.
      EDM
      1. Horton, Nathan
      2. Marleau, Patrick
      3. Nylander, William
      4. Zaitsev, Nikita
      5. 2020 1st round pick (TOR)
      6. 2021 1st round pick (TOR)
      TOR
      1. Kane, Patrick
      2. Klefbom, Oscar
      Additional Details:
      After this trade, the Oilers re-hire Peter Chiarelli
      6.
      EDM
      1. Bernier, Jonathan
      2. Vanek, Thomas
      Additional Details:
      Chiarelli addresses both goaltending and offensive issues in one deal. He doesn’t even need to sacrifice a single roster player!
      DET
      1. Bouchard, Evan
      2. Jones, Caleb
      3. Skinner, Stuart
      4. Yamamoto, Kailer
      7.
      EDM
      1. 2019 6th round pick (NJD)
      2. 2020 6th round pick (NJD)
      3. 2021 6th round pick (NJD)
      NJD
      1. Satan, Miroslav
      Additional Details:
      The NHL allows the first 3-digit jersey number ever, along the Devils’ Satan to wear #666
      8.
      EDM
      1. Wideman, Chris
      PIT
      1. Larsson, Adam
      9.
      EDM
      1. Hall, Taylor
      NJD
      1. Wideman, Chris
      Additional Details:
      Wideman > Orr
      (not the same Wideman who decked a linesman btw)
      10.
      EDM
        Adam Larsson
        PIT
        1. Hall, Taylor
        Additional Details:
        Peter Chiarelli is nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize, and is elected President.
        11.
        EDM
        1. De La Rose, Jacob
        Additional Details:
        Probably a rip off for Detroit
        DET
        1. Bear, Ethan
        2. Nylander, William
        3. Puljujärvi, Jesse
        4. 2019 1st round pick (EDM)
        5. 2019 1st round pick (BOS)
        6. 2019 1st round pick (CHI)
        7. 2019 2nd round pick (EDM)
        8. 2019 2nd round pick (CHI)
        9. 2019 3rd round pick (NYI)
        10. 2019 3rd round pick (BOS)
        11. 2019 4th round pick (BOS)
        12. 2019 4th round pick (EDM)
        13. 2019 4th round pick (NYR)
        14. 2019 4th round pick (CHI)
        15. 2019 5th round pick (TBL)
        16. 2019 6th round pick (BOS)
        17. 2019 6th round pick (CHI)
        18. 2019 6th round pick (NJD)
        19. 2019 7th round pick (EDM)
        20. 2019 7th round pick (ANA)
        21. 2020 1st round pick (TOR)
        22. 2020 1st round pick (EDM)
        23. 2020 1st round pick (BOS)
        24. 2020 1st round pick (CHI)
        25. 2020 2nd round pick (BOS)
        26. 2020 2nd round pick (CHI)
        27. 2020 2nd round pick (EDM)
        28. 2020 3rd round pick (EDM)
        29. 2020 3rd round pick (BOS)
        30. 2020 3rd round pick (CHI)
        31. 2020 4th round pick (EDM)
        32. 2020 4th round pick (CHI)
        33. 2020 5th round pick (EDM)
        34. 2020 5th round pick (CHI)
        35. 2020 6th round pick (EDM)
        36. 2020 6th round pick (CHI)
        37. 2021 1st round pick (EDM)
        38. 2021 1st round pick (BOS)
        39. 2021 1st round pick (CHI)
        40. 2021 1st round pick (TOR)
        41. 2021 2nd round pick (EDM)
        42. 2021 2nd round pick (BOS)
        43. 2021 2nd round pick (CHI)
        44. 2021 3rd round pick (EDM)
        45. 2021 3rd round pick (BOS)
        46. 2021 3rd round pick (CHI)
        47. 2021 4th round pick (EDM)
        48. 2021 4th round pick (BOS)
        49. 2021 5th round pick (BOS)
        50. 2021 6th round pick (EDM)
        51. 2021 6th round pick (CHI)
        52. 2021 7th round pick (EDM)
        53. 2021 7th round pick (CHI)
        Buyouts
        Buried
        DraftRound 1Round 2Round 3Round 4Round 5Round 6Round 7
        2018
        2019
        Logo of the EDM
        Logo of the NYR
        2020
        Logo of the BOS
        Logo of the BOS
        Logo of the NJD
        Logo of the BOS
        2021
        Logo of the CHI
        Logo of the EDM
        Logo of the CHI
        Logo of the BOS
        Logo of the NJD
        Logo of the BOS
        ROSTER SIZESALARY CAPCAP HITOVERAGES TooltipBONUSESCAP SPACE
        25$69,666,420$61,349,583$0$82,500$8,316,837
        Left WingCentreRight Wing
        Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
        Rieder, Tobias
        $2,000,000$2,000,000
        RW, LW
        UFA - 1
        Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
        Gagner, Sam
        $2,835,000$2,835,000
        RW, C
        UFA - 2
        Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
        Kassian, Zack
        $1,950,000$1,950,000
        RW
        UFA - 2
        Logo of the Toronto Maple Leafs
        Marleau, Patrick
        $6,250,000$6,250,000
        LW, C
        NMC
        UFA - 2
        Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
        Brodziak, Kyle
        $1,150,000$1,150,000
        C
        UFA - 2
        Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
        Lucic, Milan
        $5,250,000$5,250,000
        LW, RW
        NMC
        UFA - 5
        Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
        Cave, Colby
        $675,000$675,000
        C
        RFA - 2
        Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
        Chiasson, Alex
        $650,000$650,000
        RW
        UFA - 1
        Logo of the Detroit Red Wings
        Vanek, Thomas
        $3,000,000$3,000,000
        LW, RW
        NTC
        UFA - 1
        Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
        Khaira, Jujhar
        $675,000$675,000
        LW, C
        UFA - 1
        Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
        Rattie, Ty
        $800,000$800,000
        RW, LW
        UFA - 1
        Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
        Malone, Brad
        $650,000$650,000
        C, LW
        UFA - 1
        Logo of the Toronto Maple Leafs
        Horton, Nathan
        $5,300,000$5,300,000
        RW
        M-NTC, NMC
        UFA - 2
        Logo of the Detroit Red Wings
        De La Rose, Jacob
        $900,000$900,000
        C, LW
        UFA - 2
        Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
        Currie, Josh
        $687,500$687,500
        RW, C
        UFA - 2
        Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
        Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
        Sekera, Andrej
        $5,500,000$5,500,000
        LD/RD
        NMC
        UFA - 3
        Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
        Russell, Kris
        $4,000,000$4,000,000
        LD/RD
        NMC
        UFA - 3
        Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
        Koskinen, Mikko
        $2,500,000$2,500,000
        G
        NMC
        UFA - 1
        Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
        Benning, Matthew
        $1,900,000$1,900,000
        RD
        UFA - 2
        Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
        Stolarz, Anthony
        $761,250$761,250
        G
        UFA - 1
        Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
        Gravel, Kevin
        $700,000$700,000
        LD
        UFA - 1
        Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
        Mantha, Ryan
        $870,000$870,000 (Performance Bonus$82,500$82K)
        RD
        UFA - 2
        Logo of the Detroit Red Wings
        Bernier, Jonathan
        $3,000,000$3,000,000
        G
        UFA - 3
        Logo of the Toronto Maple Leafs
        Zaitsev, Nikita
        $4,500,000$4,500,000
        RD
        UFA - 6
        Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
        Petrovic, Alex
        $1,950,000$1,950,000
        RD
        UFA - 1

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        Feb. 26, 2019 at 2:06 p.m.
        #1
        gregb569
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