The boys hopped up on Special K

Team: 2022-23 Ottawa Senators

Initial Creation Date: May 14, 2022

Published: May 14, 2022

Salary Cap Mode: Basic

This isnt serious. Im not suggesting OTT exclusively acquire players whose surname starts with K

That said, lets have some fun. I couldnt make all the trades super perfect, because so many assets were coming in and out.

Murray either plays in Sunny California providing SJ with competent goaltending, or goes on LTIR and provides cap relief. SJ wants cap flexibility, so OTT provides that eating More money over the next 2 years, but less over term (6.25M v 10M). SJ Also gets a prospect literally called SHARKOLOV, JBD and a couple of picks.

If Philly or Arizona want more, I dont care. We have the picks and prospects to get it done. THis is just for laughs.

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EDIT: SHould have probably added 1M in retention on Zaitsev

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