Lines for The Battle of Who Could Care Less

Created by: AStovetop

Team: 2023-24 San Jose Sharks

Initial Creation Date: Nov. 9, 2023

Published: Nov. 9, 2023

Salary Cap Mode: Basic

Legend

Left Handed

Original Team

Waivers Exempt

Right Handed

Position

Trade Clause

Max Perf. Bonus

Expiry Status

Term Remaining

McDavid, Connor

$12,500,000 ( Performance Bonus

$250,000)

NMC

UFA - 5

Description

Ben Folds' "The Battle of Who Could Care Less" should be the official song of this matchup with Edmonton

I thought the Duke - Granlund - Labanc line was actually really solid. Hoffman is trash and Lindblom was just called back up. I'd rather him there. Emberson hasn't been good, I'd prefer to keep Burroughs there

Buyouts

Martin Jones: $2,916,667
Rūdolfs Balcers: $308,334

Retained Salary Transactions

Brent Burns: $2,720,000 (34%)
Erik Karlsson: $1,500,000 (13.04%)

Buried

Radim Simek: $1,100,000 ($2,250,000)

Draft	Round 1	Round 2	Round 3	Round 4	Round 5	Round 6	Round 7
2024
2025
2026

ROSTER

LONG-TERM OUTLOOK

EMBED

TEXT-EMBED

ROSTER SIZE	SALARY CAP	CAP HIT	OVERAGES	BONUSES	CAP SPACE
23	$83,500,000	$80,135,001	$25,000	$932,500	$3,364,999

Left Wing	Centre	Right Wing
Eklund, William $863,333$863,333 ($850,000$850K) LW RFA - 3	Hertl, Tomas $6,750,000$6,750,000 C NMC UFA - 7	Zetterlund, Fabian $1,450,000$1,450,000 RW RFA - 2
Duclair, Anthony $3,000,000$3,000,000 LW, RW UFA - 1	Granlund, Mikael $5,000,000$5,000,000 C, RW UFA - 2	Labanc, Kevin $4,725,000$4,725,000 RW, LW UFA - 1
Zadina, Filip $1,100,000$1,100,000 RW, LW RFA - 1	Sturm, Nico $2,000,000$2,000,000 C UFA - 2	Kunin, Luke $2,750,000$2,750,000 RW, C RFA - 1
Lindblom, Oskar $2,500,000$2,500,000 LW UFA - 1	Carpenter, Ryan $775,000$775,000 RW, C UFA - 1	Smith, Givani $800,000$800,000 LW, RW UFA - 2

Left Defense	Right Defense	Goaltender
Vlasic, Marc-Édouard $7,000,000$7,000,000 LD/RD M-NTC UFA - 3	Addison, Calen $825,000$825,000 RD RFA - 1	Kähkönen, Kaapo $2,750,000$2,750,000 G UFA - 1
Ferraro, Mario $3,250,000$3,250,000 LD UFA - 3	Rutta, Jan $2,750,000$2,750,000 LD/RD UFA - 2	Blackwood, Mackenzie $2,350,000$2,350,000 G UFA - 2
Okhotiuk, Nikita $789,167$789,167 ($82,500$82K) LD RFA - 1	Burroughs, Kyle $1,100,000$1,100,000 LD/RD UFA - 3

Scratches	Injured Reserve (IR)	Long Term IR (LTIR)
Emberson, Ty $775,000$775,000 RD RFA - 1	Couture, Logan $8,000,000$8,000,000 C M-NTC UFA - 4
Knyzhov, Nikolai $1,250,000$1,250,000 LD/RD UFA - 2	Barabanov, Alexander $2,500,000$2,500,000 RW, LW M-NTC UFA - 1
Hoffman, Mike $4,500,000$4,500,000 LW UFA - 1	Benning, Matthew $1,250,000$1,250,000 RD UFA - 3
	MacDonald, Jacob $762,500$762,500 LD/RD UFA - 1

Top Comments

Nov. 9, 2023 at 11:22 a.m.

Rob32sjsharks

Joined: Apr. 2020

Posts: 11,284

Likes: 4,686

Vlasic on the top pair is a no go for me!
Ferraro Burroughs
Knyzhov Addison
Vlasic Embersom
With Rutta and Vlasic riding the bench

Nov. 9, 2023 at 12:33 p.m.

AStovetop

Stovetop

Joined: Jul. 2017

Posts: 2,004

Likes: 877

Quoting: Rob32sjsharks

Vlasic on the top pair is a no go for me!
Ferraro Burroughs
Knyzhov Addison
Vlasic Embersom
With Rutta and Vlasic riding the bench

There's been several post game evaluation sheets that show Vlasics underlying numbers and impact. He's been far and away the best defenseman. Debatably the most stable PLAYER on the team.

Rutta has been miles better than Emberson. A Vlasic - Addison pairing just makes sense

Nov. 9, 2023 at 2:18 p.m.

Rob32sjsharks

Joined: Apr. 2020

Posts: 11,284

Likes: 4,686

Quoting: AStovetop

What underlying stats? Everything I’ve seen he is literally the worst by a lot.

Jan. 14 at 12:37 p.m.

mokumboi

Joined: Apr. 2019

Posts: 29,467

Likes: 11,407

Just to be precise, that song is by Ben Folds Five. But you get super extra brownie points just for referencing one of the most slept on bands of all time.

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