If Don Cherry was the GM of the Vancouver Canucks

We get a good Canadian kid. Huge, has a bunch of heart, and that's all that matters.

Three ''soft'' euros that we don't need. I'll give 'em a first round pick as well.

Great Canadian player, which we need since the Euros are invading us. Future Norris trophy winner, and can put on some skates.s

Firstly, Baertschi is a terrible family name, plus he's European. Tanev sounds too European for my liking. Quinn Hughes and Brock Boeser are a bunch of soft lil' americans. Granlund is from Sweden, and I hate meatballs.

Here's the Frenchie, which automatically sets the rest of the pieces to have no value.