Despite the calls to get Rid of an aging Brooks Orpik I want to educate you on an important stat that is not seen on scoresheets. Brooks Orpik is not too fast anymore, that just means he’s less likely to get ahead of his teammates. So statistically, Brooks Orpik is the least likely to go offside on the caps. Great stat

He's also top ten in the league in blocking shots and hitting opponents. Those do show up on the scoresheet, but not at the top, so it takes an attention span greater than 45 seconds to see it, which, let's face it, if we liked waiting five minutes for something to happen, we'd be baseball fans.