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Russia Annexes Texas

Created by: Danny272
Team: 2018-19 Dallas Stars
Initial Creation Date: Jun. 16, 2018
Published: Jun. 16, 2018
Salary Cap Mode: Basic
Description
Obvi a joke team, gave up trying to fit below salary cap and making realistic trades 2/3 way in.
Free Agent Signings
RFAYEARSCAP HIT
3$2,000,000
UFAYEARSCAP HIT
Nichushkin, Valeri
3$2,750,000
Kovalchuk, Ilya
6$5,750,000
3$3,000,000
Trades
1.
DAL
  1. Kucherov, Nikita
  2. Sergachev, Mikhail
  3. Vasilevskiy, Andrei
TBL
  1. Bishop, Ben
  2. Klingberg, John
  3. Seguin, Tyler
  4. 2018 1st round pick (DAL)
2.
DAL
  1. Kuznetsov, Evgeny
  2. Orlov, Dmitry
  3. Ovechkin, Alex
  4. Samsonov, Ilya
WSH
  1. Benn, Jamie
  2. Faksa, Radek
  3. Heiskanen, Miro
  4. Lindell, Esa
3.
DAL
  1. Zborovskiy, Sergey
NYR
  1. 2018 2nd round pick (DAL)
  2. 2018 3rd round pick (DAL)
4.
DAL
  1. Malkin, Evgeni
PIT
  1. Hintz, Roope
  2. Honka, Julius
  3. Pitlick, Tyler
  4. Robertson, Jason
  5. 2019 1st round pick (DAL)
  6. 2020 1st round pick (DAL)
5.
DAL
  1. Sergeev, Dmitrii
  2. Sobotka, Vladimír
  3. Tarasenko, Vladimir
STL
  1. Caamano, Nicholas
  2. Hanzal, Martin
  3. Martenet, Chris
  4. Methot, Marc
  5. Ritchie, Brett
  6. Spezza, Jason
6.
DAL
  1. Anisimov, Artem
CHI
  1. 2018 4th round pick (DAL)
  2. 2018 4th round pick (CHI)
  3. 2019 4th round pick (MIN)
  4. 2019 4th round pick (DAL)
  5. 2020 4th round pick (DAL)
7.
DAL
  1. Kulikov, Dmitry
WPG
  1. Bayreuther, Gavin
  2. Nyberg, John
  3. 2019 2nd round pick (DAL)
Buyouts
DraftRound 1Round 2Round 3Round 4Round 5Round 6Round 7
2018
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2019
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2020
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ROSTER SIZESALARY CAPCAP HITOVERAGES TooltipBONUSESCAP SPACE
20$82,000,000$73,949,294$0$2,282,500$8,050,706
Left WingCentreRight Wing
Ovechkin, Alex
$9,538,462$9,538,462
LW
M-NTC
UFA - 3
Kuznetsov, Evgeny
$3,900,000$3,900,000
C
UFA - 7
Tarasenko, Vladimir
$3,750,000$3,750,000
RW
UFA - 5
Sobotka, Vladimír
$3,500,000$3,500,000
LW, C
UFA - 2
Malkin, Evgeni
$9,500,000$9,500,000
C
NMC
UFA - 4
Kucherov, Nikita
$4,766,667$4,766,667
RW
UFA - 1
Gurianov, Denis
$894,166$894,166 (Performance Bonus$750,000$750K)
RW, LW
UFA - 2
Anisimov, Artem
$4,550,000$4,550,000
C, LW
M-NTC
UFA - 3
Radulov, Alexander
$6,250,000$6,250,000
RW
NMC
UFA - 4
Kovalchuk, Ilya
$5,750,000$5,750,000
Namestnikov, Vladislav
$2,000,000$2,000,000
LW, RW, C
UFA - 2
Nichushkin, Valeri
$2,750,000$2,750,000
Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
Waivers ExemptZborovskiy, Sergey
$728,333$728,333 (Performance Bonus$182,500$182K)
RD
RFA - 2
Sergachev, Mikhail
$894,166$894,166 (Performance Bonus$850,000$850K)
LD/RD
UFA - 2
Vasilevskiy, Andrei
$3,500,000$3,500,000
G
UFA - 2
Orlov, Dmitry
$1,275,000$1,275,000
LD
UFA - 5
Kulikov, Dmitry
$4,333,333$4,333,333
LD/RD
M-NTC
UFA - 2
Samsonov, Ilya
$925,000$925,000 (Performance Bonus$500,000$500K)
G
UFA - 3
Emelin, Alexei
$3,000,000$3,000,000
LD
UFA
Waivers ExemptSergeev, Dmitrii
$644,167$644,167
LD
RFA - 1

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Jun. 16, 2018 at 8:55 p.m.
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BiscuitBakesandHotTaeks
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So this brings up something I’ve been thinking of... the biggest issue holding Russian hockey back the past 15 years has been the blue line. If Sergachev can blossom into a true #1 elite defenseman good god help the rest of the world next Olympics. That is all
Jun. 16, 2018 at 8:57 p.m.
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Okay.... Washington is divided on this trade offer, and on the annexation of Texas: MacLellan says, "no, we hadn't thought about trading Ovechkin and Kuznetsov." Trump says, "Da!"
Jun. 16, 2018 at 9:02 p.m.
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Quoting: BiscuitBakesandHotTaeks
So this brings up something I’ve been thinking of... the biggest issue holding Russian hockey back the past 15 years has been the blue line. If Sergachev can blossom into a true #1 elite defenseman good god help the rest of the world next Olympics. That is all


Here's why the top pair is Orlov and Provorov at the moment: http://www.nhl.com/stats/player?report=skaterpoints&reportType=season&seasonFrom=20172018&seasonTo=20172018&gameType=2&country=RUS&position=D&filter=gamesPlayed,gte,1&sort=evPoints,points

Mediocre power play specialists can have high trade value, but they don't win you games on the world stage. No telling who develops into what when, but at the moment, he is a 19 year old who starts 70% of his even strength shifts in the offensive zone. https://www.hockey-reference.com/players/s/sergami01.html

If he didn't have a few points in that kind of easy ice time, he'd be in the AHL.
Jun. 16, 2018 at 9:09 p.m.
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Quoting: Eli
Here's why the top pair is Orlov and Provorov at the moment: http://www.nhl.com/stats/player?report=skaterpoints&reportType=season&seasonFrom=20172018&seasonTo=20172018&gameType=2&country=RUS&position=D&filter=gamesPlayed,gte,1&sort=evPoints,points

Mediocre power play specialists can have high trade value, but they don't win you games on the world stage. No telling who develops into what when, but at the moment, he is a 19 year old who starts 70% of his even strength shifts in the offensive zone. https://www.hockey-reference.com/players/s/sergami01.html

If he didn't have a few points in that kind of easy ice time, he'd be in the AHL.


That’s a good point. I didn’t even think of provorov.
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Jun. 16, 2018 at 9:14 p.m.
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Quoting: Eli
Okay.... Washington is divided on this trade offer: Trump says "Da!" MacLellan says, "no, we hadn't thought about doing that."

As a fan in Flyover, I'm like, "who?" Who are these guys you want to trade for the NHL's leader in goals and playoff goals, many time MVP and finally, finally(!) playoff MVP; the LHD with the 11th most even strength points who also chips in a bunch of hits and blocks a few shots; the playoff leader in points; and a recent first round pick who just had the best rookie year of any goalie in KHL history?

It's not gonna happen, but I'm so sure it's not gonna happen that I can't even bring myself to google up the selling points on Faksa or Lindell to show you how much it's not gonna happen. Benn's elite,but so are 8 and 92, and the Caps have a team that's working pretty well together this year, if you hadn't noticed.

Thanks for the offer. I hate to join the majority of guys on here who respond with opinions and not stats, but if you're serious about trying to trade for Ovechkin, you should join the minority on here who politely but firmly support our wild ideas with numbers, facts, and reasons why something might help both sides in a proposed trade. What do you say? Just kidding? Thought so.


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Jun. 16, 2018 at 9:36 p.m.
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Read the description first


Whew!

In that case, I'm gonna go back and edit my response, so it looks like I was totally in on it!
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