This is the worst thing I've ever seen on this site. Just insanity. Throwing names randomly into the wind with no mind to value, reason, or team needs.
I'm assuming this was meant as a joke, right? You always see one or two unlikely scenarios per Armchair GM submission, but I don't think anything about this can be taken seriously. The trade partner for Duchene is absurd beyond belief, but it is probably the least illogical thing I am seeing here.