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How to never lose

Created by: HeironymusFlex
Initial Creation Date: Oct 16, 2019
Published: Oct 16, 2019 at 7:41 pm
Team: 2019-20 Toronto Maple Leafs
Team Explanation
This team is 100% realistic and is guaranteed to bring every opponent to their knees begging for mercy,
Free Agent Signings
UFAYEARSCAP HIT
Phaneuf, Dion1$9,999,999
Umberger, R.J.1$9,999,999
Hemsky, Ales1$9,999,999
Lehtonen, Kari1$9,999,999
CREATEDYEARSCAP HIT
Fukufuji, Yutaka8$99,000,000
Burke, Brian8$99,000,000
Tsujimoto, Taro8$99,000,000
Trades
TOR
  1. 2022 7th round pick (ANA)
If Frederik Anderson moves the pick will be upgraded to 9 1st rounders and a handy from Babcock
ANA
  1. Andersen, Frederik ($2,500,000 retained)
TOR
  1. Schenn, Luke
TBL
  1. Rielly, Morgan
Additional Details:
This is a lowkey steal but don't tell Tampa Schenn is smuggling a crap load of cocaine over the boarder, Dubas needs his Crack or he gets a little spendy
TOR
  1. Beaulieu, Nathan
WPG
  1. Barrie, Tyson
Additional Details:
Tyson Barrie comes with Fortnite Skins for Laine
TOR
  1. Reaves, Ryan
VGK
  1. Matthews, Auston
Additional Details:
We need a good Canadian boy, not this Taco buritto mans
TOR
  1. De La Rose, Jacob
Additional Details:
Now this is the Matt Sundin we need
DET
  1. Johnsson, Andreas
Additional Details:
Matt Sundin wasn't a winger so we don't need this freak
TOR
  1. Del Zotto, Michael
  2. Kesler, Ryan
  3. Eaves, Patrick
  4. Wideman, Chris
  5. Getzlaf, Ryan
  6. Benoit, Simon
Additional Details:
Del Zotto was a first rounder for a reason, he's the best there is the best there was and the best there ever will be. Kesler can use his nose to block shots. Eaves can use his ping pong skills to get the puck past any tendy while eating chicken tendies. Wideman is all in the name; He's wide man. Benoit is Chris Benoit only not. Finally Getzlaf can use his bald head to reflect light into the eyes of the opposing goalie (This is a last resort since its a double edge sword)
ANA
  1. Tavares, John
  2. Marner, Mitchell
  3. Kapanen, Kasperi
  4. Nylander, William
  5. Muzzin, Jake
  6. Dermott, Travis
TOR
  1. McDavid, Connor
Additional Details:
Whipping boy. Fills the Gatorade bottles, makes Babcock coffee, and manually drys gloves between periods with his tongue.
EDM
  1. Hyman, Zach
  2. Mikheyev, Ilya
  3. Kerfoot, Alexander
  4. Ceci, Cody
Additional Details:
Useless players we don't need
TOR
  1. Lucic, Milan
Additional Details:
funny nose boy
CGY
  1. 2021 1st round pick (TOR)
  2. 2022 1st round pick (TOR)
Buyouts
  • Mikhail Grabovski: $0
Retained Salary Transactions
  • Frederik Andersen: $2,500,000 (50%)
  • Phil Kessel: $1,200,000 (15%)
DRAFT YEARROUND 1ROUND 2ROUND 3ROUND 4ROUND 5ROUND 6ROUND 7
2020
TOR
CBJ
TOR
VGK
TOR
CAR
COL
EDM
SJS
STL
WPG
2021
TOR
TOR
TOR
TOR
TOR
TOR
2022
TOR
TOR
TOR
TOR
TOR
TOR
ANA
ROSTER SIZESALARY CAPCAP HITOVERAGES BONUSESCAP SPACE
32$100,000,000$402,821,106$0$335,000-$302,821,106

Roster

Left WingCenterRight Wing
ANA
Kesler, Ryan
$6,875,000
C, RW
NMC
UFA - 3
DET
De La Rose, Jacob
$900,000
C, LW
RFA - 1
TOR
Clarkson, David
$5,250,000
RW
NMC NTC
UFA - 1
ANA
Eaves, Patrick
$3,150,000
RW, LW
NTC
UFA - 1
Burke, Brian
$99,000,000
VGK
Reaves, Ryan
$2,775,000
RW
UFA - 1
Hemsky, Ales
$9,999,999
RW
UFA
Umberger, R.J.
$9,999,999
C
UFA
TOR
Horton, Nathan
$5,300,000
RW
NMC NTC
UFA - 1
Tsujimoto, Taro
$99,000,000
CGY
Lucic, Milan
$5,250,000
LW
NMC
UFA - 4
ANA
Getzlaf, Ryan
$8,250,000
C
NMC
UFA - 2
Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
Phaneuf, Dion
$9,999,999
LD
UFA
TBL
Schenn, Luke
$700,000
RD
UFA - 1
Fukufuji, Yutaka
$99,000,000
ANA
Del Zotto, Michael
$750,000
LD
UFA - 1
ANA
Wideman, Chris
$700,000
RD
UFA - 1
Lehtonen, Kari
$9,999,999
G
UFA
WPG
Beaulieu, Nathan
$1,000,000
LD
UFA - 1
ANA
Benoit, Simon
$809,166
LD
RFA - 3
ScratchesInjured Reserve (IR)Long Term IR (LTIR)
TOR
Timashov, Dmytro
$694,444
LW
RFA - 1
TOR
Gauthier, Frédérik
$675,000
C
RFA - 1
TOR
Petan, Nicolas
$775,000
LW, RW, C
RFA - 2
TOR
Spezza, Jason
$700,000
C, RW
NTC
UFA - 1
TOR
Moore, Trevor
$775,000
RW, LW
RFA - 2
TOR
Shore, Nick
$750,000
C
UFA - 1
TOR
Marchment, Mason
$767,500
LW
RFA - 1
TOR
Marincin, Martin
$700,000
LD
UFA - 1
TOR
Gravel, Kevin
$700,000
LD
UFA - 1
TOR
Holl, Justin
$675,000
RD
UFA - 1
TOR
Hutchinson, Michael
$700,000
G
UFA - 1
EDM
McDavid, Connor
$12,500,000
C
UFA - 7

Special Teams

Power Play 1
Kesler, R.
De La Rose, J.
Burke, B.
Schenn, L.
Reaves, R.
Power Play 2
Del Zotto, M.
Phaneuf, D.
Wideman, C.
Eaves, P.
Umberger, R.
Penalty Kill 1
Clarkson, D.
Horton, N.
Kesler, R.
Umberger, R.
Penalty Kill 2
Del Zotto, M.
Beaulieu, N.
Phaneuf, D.
Schenn, L.

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Oct 16, 2019 at 7:52
#1
Burgers and Hockey
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Don Cherry is that you?
Oct 16, 2019 at 7:55
#2
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HieronymusFlex
Joined: May 2019
Posts: 33
Likes: 13
Quoting: BurgerBoss
Don Cherry is that you?


What do you think I do during the week? Not Hockey night i'll tell you that
Oct 16, 2019 at 7:59
#3
Burgers and Hockey
Joined: Oct 2017
Posts: 9,104
Likes: 3,894
Quoting: HeironymusFlex
What do you think I do during the week? Not Hockey night i'll tell you that


Probably get those epic suits ready or some sh*t I dunno
Oct 16, 2019 at 10:22
#4
Thread Starter
HieronymusFlex
Joined: May 2019
Posts: 33
Likes: 13
Quoting: BurgerBoss
Probably get those epic suits ready or some sh*t I dunno


That's what women are for Hurhurhurhur
Oct 16, 2019 at 10:24
#5
Burgers and Hockey
Joined: Oct 2017
Posts: 9,104
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Quoting: HeironymusFlex
That's what women are for Hurhurhurhur


Bruh laugh
 
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