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Draft Class: 2021

Published: May 20, 2021 at 1:38 a.m.

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Round 1
1. Zachary L'Heureux (Anaheim Ducks) (Details: Yeah Who?).
2. Samu Tuomaala (Seattle Kraken) (Details: More vowels than conson).
3. Matthew Beniers (Buffalo Sabres) (Details: Likes to eat beans).
4. Daniil Chayka (New Jersey Devils) (Details: Chayka Moneymaker).
5. Mackie Samoskevich (Columbus Blue Jackets) (Details: Make me sandwich).
6. Conner Roulette (Detroit Red Wings) (Details: Not Russian).
7. Cameron Whynot (San Jose Sharks) (Details: Why not?).
8. Nick DeGrazia (Los Angeles Kings) (Details: DeGrazia Jr high).
9. Francesco Pinelli (Vancouver Canucks) (Details: Aquaman).
10. Artem Akhutkin (Ottawa Senators) (Details: Bless You).
12. Redmond Savage (Chicago Blackhawks) (Details: BPA).
13. Ivan Ivan (Calgary Flames) (Details: Both of them).
14. Simon Groch (Philadelphia Flyers) (Details: Oskar the Groch).
15. Dylan Duke (Dallas Stars) (Details: Grand Wizard).
16. Gabriel Säll (New York Rangers) (Details: Better Call Sall).
17. Primo Self (Montreal Canadiens) (Details: Identifies as speghetti sauce).
18. Tomas Machu (St. Louis Blues) (Details: Machu Pichu).
19. Braeden Kressler (Winnipeg Jets) (Details: Ryan Breastler).
20. Bogdans Hodass (Nashville Predators) (Details: Hardass).
21. Frankie Carogioiello (Edmonton Oilers) (Details: The Godfather).
22. Roman Faith (New Jersey Devils from New York Islanders) (Details: Conantine).
23. Robert Orr (Boston Bruins) (Details: #4).
24. Maxim Motorygin (Detroit Red Wings from Washington Capitals) (Details: Motorygin City).
25. Ryan Gillespie (Columbus Blue Jackets from Tampa Bay Lightning) (Details: "Dizzie").
26. Jack Beck (Minnesota Wild) (Details: and the Yardirds).
27. Jérémie Biakabutuka (Columbus Blue Jackets from Toronto Maple Leafs) (Details: BoomShakaLaka).
28. Marek Bláha (Colorado Avalanche) (Details: Blaha Humbug).
29. Darels Dukurs (Minnesota Wild from Pittsburgh Penguins) (Details: I'm Larry, These are my brother Darels).
30. Nick Desantis (Florida Panthers) (Details: 2024).
31. William Trudeau (Carolina Hurricanes) (Details: "Blackface").
32. Marcus Limpar Lantz (Vegas Golden Knights) (Details: Needs Viagra).

CapFriendly.com User-Generated Mock-Draft

ROUND 1	TEAM	ORIGINAL	PLAYER	DETAILS

1	-	Zachary L'Heureux	Yeah Who?
2	-	Samu Tuomaala	More vowels than conson
3	-	Matthew Beniers	Likes to eat beans
4	-	Daniil Chayka	Chayka Moneymaker
5	-	Mackie Samoskevich	Make me sandwich
6	-	Conner Roulette	Not Russian
7	-	Cameron Whynot	Why not?
8	-	Nick DeGrazia	DeGrazia Jr high
9	-	Francesco Pinelli	Aquaman
10	-	Artem Akhutkin	Bless You
11	-		Draft Pick Forfeited
12	-	Redmond Savage	BPA
13	-	Ivan Ivan	Both of them
14	-	Simon Groch	Oskar the Groch
15	-	Dylan Duke	Grand Wizard
16	-	Gabriel Säll	Better Call Sall
17	-	Primo Self	Identifies as speghetti sauce
18	-	Tomas Machu	Machu Pichu
19	-	Braeden Kressler	Ryan Breastler
20	-	Bogdans Hodass	Hardass
21	-	Frankie Carogioiello	The Godfather
22		Roman Faith	Conantine
23	-	Robert Orr	#4
24		Maxim Motorygin	Motorygin City
25		Ryan Gillespie	"Dizzie"
26	-	Jack Beck	and the Yardirds
27		Jérémie Biakabutuka	BoomShakaLaka
28	-	Marek Bláha	Blaha Humbug
29		Darels Dukurs	I'm Larry, These are my brother Darels
30	-	Nick Desantis	2024
31	-	William Trudeau	"Blackface"
32	-	Marcus Limpar Lantz	Needs Viagra