Players I could prolly beat in a fight

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Created by: Bigboi69

Team: 2021-22 Tampa Bay Lightning

Initial Creation Date: Oct. 25, 2021

Published: Oct. 25, 2021

Salary Cap Mode: Basic

Description

I could prolly win a fight against these guys

(Kinda sad that I have to specify this but, THIS IS A JOKE!!!!)

Trades

TBL

Kessel, Phil

ARI

Give him a hot dog and KO him while he’s eating it

TBL

Keith, Duncan

EDM

He’s like 100

TBL

Caufield, Cole

MTL

He’s like 3 feet tall

TBL

Chara, Zdeno

Additional Details:

It would be like fighting someone’s grandpa

NYI

TBL

Panarin, Artemi

NYR

Wilson exposed his lack of fighting ability

TBL

Crosby, Sidney

PIT

Crosbaby

TBL

Wilson, Tom

WSH

If I dress up like reaves he’ll just skate away from me

Buyouts

Vincent Lecavalier: $0

Draft	Round 1	Round 2	Round 3	Round 4	Round 5	Round 6	Round 7
2022
2023
2024

ROSTER

LONG-TERM OUTLOOK

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ROSTER SIZE	SALARY CAP	CAP HIT	OVERAGES	BONUSES	CAP SPACE
30	$81,500,000	$112,886,440	$145,122	$1,050,000	-$31,386,440

Left Wing	Centre	Right Wing
Palat, Ondrej $5,300,000$5,300,000 LW, RW M-NTC UFA - 1	Point, Brayden $6,750,000$6,750,000 C, RW UFA - 1	Stamkos, Steven $8,500,000$8,500,000 LW, C NMC UFA - 3
Killorn, Alex $4,450,000$4,450,000 RW, LW M-NTC UFA - 2	Cirelli, Anthony $4,800,000$4,800,000 C, LW UFA - 2	Perry, Corey $1,000,000$1,000,000 RW NTC UFA - 2
Maroon, Patrick $900,000$900,000 LW, RW M-NTC UFA - 1	Colton, Ross $1,125,000$1,125,000 C, LW UFA - 2	Raddysh, Taylor $758,333$758,333 RW RFA - 3
Katchouk, Boris $758,333$758,333 LW RFA - 3	Bellemare, Pierre-Édouard $1,000,000$1,000,000 C, LW UFA - 2
Panarin, Artemi $11,642,857$11,642,857 LW NMC UFA - 5	Barré-Boulet, Alex $758,333$758,333 RW, LW UFA - 3	Kessel, Phil $6,800,000$6,800,000 RW M-NTC, NMC UFA - 1
	Joseph, Mathieu $737,500$737,500 LW, RW UFA - 1	Caufield, Cole $880,833$880,833 ($300,000$300K) LW, RW UFA - 2
	Crosby, Sidney $8,700,000$8,700,000 C NMC UFA - 4	Wilson, Tom $5,166,667$5,166,667 RW M-NTC UFA - 3

Left Defense	Right Defense	Goaltender
Hedman, Victor $7,875,000$7,875,000 LD NMC UFA - 4	Cernak, Erik $2,950,000$2,950,000 RD UFA - 2	Vasilevskiy, Andrei $9,500,000$9,500,000 G NMC UFA - 7
McDonagh, Ryan $6,750,000$6,750,000 LD NTC UFA - 5	Rutta, Jan $1,300,000$1,300,000 LD/RD UFA - 1	Elliott, Brian $900,000$900,000 G UFA - 1
Sergachev, Mikhail $4,800,000$4,800,000 LD/RD UFA - 2	Foote, Cal $850,000$850,000 RD RFA - 2
Claesson, Fredrik $750,000$750,000 LD UFA - 1	Sustr, Andrej $750,000$750,000 RD UFA - 1
Keith, Duncan $5,538,462$5,538,462 LD NMC UFA - 2
Chara, Zdeno $750,000$750,000 ($750,000$750K) LD UFA - 1

Scratches	Injured Reserve (IR)	Long Term IR (LTIR)
		Kucherov, Nikita $9,500,000$9,500,000 RW NMC UFA - 6
		Seabrook, Brent $6,875,000$6,875,000 RD NMC UFA - 3
		Bogosian, Zach $850,000$850,000 RD NTC UFA - 3

Could I beat them in fight?

Oct. 25, 2021 at 1:42 p.m.

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mondo

torontos finest

Joined: Jul. 2019

Posts: 9,560

Likes: 11,192

lmao, i love how this kinda implies you'd not only be able to beat the traded guys in a fight, but also everyone on tampa bay.

Oct. 25, 2021 at 1:47 p.m.

#27

Zmach

Pistol Pete

Joined: Aug. 2020

Posts: 5,140

Likes: 1,479

Quoting: gary_bettman

I think Oleksiak could take Chara.

Oleksiak is probably stronger but he’s not really that great of a fighter he’s been whooped a few times by guys who are 6’ 3”.

Oct. 25, 2021 at 1:54 p.m.

#28

gary_bettman

IamAlwaysRight

Joined: Sep. 2021

Posts: 2,681

Likes: 1,321

Quoting: CMcAvoy73

They’ve already fought.

So? It was a draw. No one landed anything. This isn't about 'if' they've fought or not.

Oct. 25, 2021 at 5:12 p.m.

#29

Bigboi69

Thread Starter

Boi

Joined: Feb. 2020

Posts: 1,947

Likes: 379

Quoting: mondo

lmao, i love how this kinda implies you'd not only be able to beat the traded guys in a fight, but also everyone on tampa bay.

Def some guys on tampa I don’t want smoke with

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