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Foegele Dump for Cap Compliance in 105 Degree Heat

Created by: OldNYIfan
Team: 2022-23 Edmonton Oilers
Initial Creation Date: Aug. 25, 2022
Published: Sep. 4, 2022
Salary Cap Mode: Basic
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Kinda hard to focus on hockey when it’s the hottest day in history here . . . A girl on the nude beach at Malibu told me that she’d do anything if it involved ice cubes. I figured out why when I realized what ELSE shrinks when you apply ice to it . . . it was so hot, I saw an eagle walking . . . Two lizards came into my house to get out of the sun . . . A couple was so desperate to cool off that they drove their convertible through an automated car wash with the top down . . . A cop in Santa Monica arrested two mokes for trying to steal a couple of oscillating fans from the Costco on Ocean Boulevard there. He looked at their identification and saw that they live in Pasadena, so he asked them why they came all the way across town to commit a crime when there’s a Costco in Pasadena. They said, Because Santa Monica cop cars have air conditioning.

At today's worship service, the pastor announced that there would be a special dispensation for anyone who farted during the sermon because it would bring the temperature in the church down.

And how was YOUR day?
Free Agent Signings
RFAYEARSCAP HIT
2$1,250,000
Trades
EDM
  1. 2024 3rd round pick (WPG)
WPG
  1. Foegele, Warren
  2. 2023 2nd round pick (EDM)
Buyouts
Retained Salary Transactions
DraftRound 1Round 2Round 3Round 4Round 5Round 6Round 7
2023
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2024
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2025
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ROSTER SIZESALARY CAPCAP HITOVERAGES TooltipBONUSESCAP SPACE
22$82,500,000$82,364,333$896,000$2,377,500$135,667
Left WingCentreRight Wing
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$5,125,000$5,125,000
LW, RW
NMC
UFA - 4
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$12,500,000$12,500,000
C
NMC
UFA - 4
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$3,100,000$3,100,000
RW
RFA - 2
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$5,500,000$5,500,000
RW, LW
NMC
UFA - 6
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$8,500,000$8,500,000
C, LW
M-NTC, NMC
UFA - 3
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$3,000,000$3,000,000
RW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$5,125,000$5,125,000
LW, C
NMC
UFA - 7
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$925,000$925,000 (Performance Bonus$500,000$500K)
LW, C
RFA - 2
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$1,250,000$1,250,000
C, RW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$1,250,000$1,250,000
LW, RW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$925,000$925,000 (Performance Bonus$177,500$178K)
RW
RFA - 3
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$850,000$850,000
LW, C, RW
UFA - 1
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$1,250,000$1,250,000
C
RFA - 1
Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
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$9,250,000$9,250,000
LD
NMC
UFA - 8
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$4,500,000$4,500,000
RD
UFA - 2
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$5,000,000$5,000,000
G
M-NTC
UFA - 5
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$2,750,000$2,750,000
LD/RD
UFA - 4
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$3,250,000$3,250,000
RD
UFA - 3
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$750,000$750,000
G
UFA - 1
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$863,333$863,333 (Performance Bonus$850,000$850K)
LD
RFA - 2
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$863,333$863,333 (Performance Bonus$850,000$850K)
RD
RFA - 1
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$775,000$775,000
LD
UFA - 1
ScratchesInjured Reserve (IR)Long Term IR (LTIR)
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$4,167,000$4,167,000
LD
M-NTC
UFA - 1
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$2,200,000$2,200,000
G
UFA - 1

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Sep. 4, 2022 at 9:46 p.m.
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They bought it
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lmfao yeah its hot af now.

anyways jets accept
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