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Created by: Coleharborcrosby
Team: 2023-24 Pittsburgh Penguins
Initial Creation Date: Aug. 6, 2023
Published: Aug. 6, 2023
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I was trading POJ, 2 1sts unprotected+ other pieces and geniuses on here STILL said that wasn’t close to enough!

Then we get him for THIS!

Pens are not just Contenders, they are favorites. They will win this year or next - or both.

I don’t think Dubas is done but this is how I think they line up healthy, as is.
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Aug. 6, 2023 at 4:39 p.m.
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Your not even the third favorite to win your own division... even with Karlsson you are not better than the Hurricanes, Devils, or Rangers
Aug. 6, 2023 at 4:40 p.m.
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Quoting: seanrushton
Your not even the third favorite to win your own division... even with Karlsson you are not better than the Hurricanes, Devils, or Rangers


Best team in the league no questions asked
Aug. 6, 2023 at 4:42 p.m.
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Quoting: Coleharborcrosby
Best team in the league no questions asked


Not when your four best players are all significantly on the wrong side of 30 and not enough speed to keep with the other contenders
Aug. 6, 2023 at 4:45 p.m.
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Quoting: seanrushton
Not when your four best players are all significantly on the wrong side of 30 and not enough speed to keep with the other contenders


Sorry, but a team with an older four best players just broke the regular season points record last year?

Sidney Crosby is Sidney Crosby. He is still king. Erik karlsson just had his best season ever and won the Norris. Malkin is not 2009 malkin obviously but he is still a top 6 center on any team in the league. Letang is still elite and is extreme athlete who isn’t slowing down any time soon. He signed a 6 year deal.

Don’t be a mutt.
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Aug. 6, 2023 at 4:45 p.m.
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Pen fans are crazy today.

Wait till reality hits them.
Aug. 6, 2023 at 4:46 p.m.
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Watch they'll come on here saying "that pens fans wanted him retained so its different". Except pens fans were also paying more. So already compensates.
Aug. 6, 2023 at 4:46 p.m.
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Nope. Not favourites.
Aug. 6, 2023 at 4:47 p.m.
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Quoting: draft_em_sign_em_trade_em
Pen fans are crazy today.

Wait till reality hits them.


Well, one of the biggest deals ever for one of the best dmen ever just went down. So yeah…wait until the rest of the leagues fans realizes how screwed they are!
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Aug. 6, 2023 at 4:47 p.m.
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Quoting: Coleharborcrosby
Best team in the league no questions asked


Pure delusion. Hehe
Aug. 6, 2023 at 4:47 p.m.
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Quoting: MajesticWalrus
Watch they'll come on here saying "that pens fans wanted him retained so its different". Except pens fans were also paying more. So already compensates.


Who cares this is a huge W no matter how you slice it! And now we can still move other pieces to get even better!
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Aug. 6, 2023 at 4:47 p.m.
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Quoting: seanrushton
Your not even the third favorite to win your own division... even with Karlsson you are not better than the Hurricanes, Devils, or Rangers


This
Aug. 6, 2023 at 4:48 p.m.
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Quoting: Coleharborcrosby
Sorry, but a team with an older four best players just broke the regular season points record last year?

Sidney Crosby is Sidney Crosby. He is still king. Erik karlsson just had his best season ever and won the Norris. Malkin is not 2009 malkin obviously but he is still a top 6 center on any team in the league. Letang is still elite and is extreme athlete who isn’t slowing down any time soon. He signed a 6 year deal.

Don’t be a mutt.


All four of them are due for significant regression sometime soon... Father time loses to no one. You guys also have no good options in case somebody gets injured given how bad your farm system is. Carolina and New Jersey's defense and top-6 are way better than yours and all of their core players are still in their prime
Aug. 6, 2023 at 4:48 p.m.
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Quoting: SharkTank
Nope. Not favourites.


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Pure delusion. Hehe


Not at all pal!

Sidney Crosby and Erik karlsson on the ice together shouldnt even be allowed. They will dominate like no other.
Aug. 6, 2023 at 4:48 p.m.
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Quoting: SharkTank
This


Poor sharks fan is a little salty eh?
Aug. 6, 2023 at 4:50 p.m.
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Quoting: Coleharborcrosby
Well, one of the biggest deals ever for one of the best dmen ever just went down. So yeah…wait until the rest of the leagues fans realizes how screwed they are!


Karlsson was a washup before his one great year.

EK65 can easily go back to his 2020-22 form and than yikes !
Aug. 6, 2023 at 4:50 p.m.
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Quoting: seanrushton
All four of them are due for significant regression sometime soon... Father time loses to no one. You guys also have no good options in case somebody gets injured given how bad your farm system is. Carolina and New Jersey's defense and top-6 are way better than yours and all of their core players are still in their prime


No the pens have the best D core and top 6 in the league, no doubt.

And yes, Father Time does. But Sidney Crosby, letang, Malkin and karlsson are all elite athletes and have at least 2 more seasons where they will be producing elite level play.

I say pens put up 120+ points, sid wins hart, pens win cup next year.
Aug. 6, 2023 at 4:51 p.m.
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Not when your four best players are all significantly on the wrong side of 30 and not enough speed to keep with the other contenders


Crosby, rust, guentzel, letang, karlsson, r.smith, rakell, acciari, and eller are all fast. oconnor, zohorna, t.smith, nylander, and joseph r young and fast too. Malkin doesnt have the acceleration but he still has a good top speed, strength, and good hands to make his way around
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Aug. 6, 2023 at 4:51 p.m.
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Quoting: draft_em_sign_em_trade_em
Karlsson was a washup before his one great year.

EK65 can easily go back to his 2020-22 form and than yikes !


That’s not how it works! Karlsson was not washed he played on a crap team and was buried.
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Aug. 6, 2023 at 4:53 p.m.
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Quoting: Coleharborcrosby
No the pens have the best D core and top 6 in the league, no doubt.

And yes, Father Time does. But Sidney Crosby, letang, Malkin and karlsson are all elite athletes and have at least 2 more seasons where they will be producing elite level play.

I say pens put up 120+ points, sid wins hart, pens win cup next year.



The Hurricanes have a better D-Core than the Penguins... Slavin and Burns are one of the best pairings in the league, Orlov is a great addition, Pesce and Skjei are a great shutdown unit that produces a fair amount of offense and Chatfield/TDA are very good 6D options

They might have two years or they might fall of a cliff this season who knows

The Penguins are likely 95-100 points range who lose to a division winner in the first round
Aug. 6, 2023 at 4:55 p.m.
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Quoting: seanrushton
All four of them are due for significant regression sometime soon... Father time loses to no one. You guys also have no good options in case somebody gets injured given how bad your farm system is. Carolina and New Jersey's defense and top-6 are way better than yours and all of their core players are still in their prime



Jagr had like 66 pts at 43 years old. It's all a matter of keeping up with training, fitness, diet, and/ or health. Crosby takes that all seriously.
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Aug. 6, 2023 at 4:55 p.m.
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The Hurricanes have a better D-Core than the Penguins... Slavin and Burns are one of the best pairings in the league, Orlov is a great addition, Pesce and Skjei are a great shutdown unit that produces a fair amount of offense and Chatfield/TDA are very good 7D options

They might have two years or they might fall of a cliff this season who knows

The Penguins are likely 95-100 points range who loose to a division winner in the first round


The penguins top 2 pairs are both better than any pair the canes can field. Pens beat canes in round 2 and beat Colorado in SCF.

Come back in 10 months!
Aug. 6, 2023 at 4:57 p.m.
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Quoting: Coleharborcrosby
The penguins top 2 pairs are both better than any pair the canes can field. Pens beat canes in round 2 and beat Colorado in SCF.

Come back in 10 months!


Slavin+Burns> any pair on the penguins
Aug. 6, 2023 at 4:58 p.m.
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Quoting: Coleharborcrosby
The penguins top 2 pairs are both better than any pair the canes can field. Pens beat canes in round 2 and beat Colorado in SCF.

Come back in 10 months!


Miss the playoffs,

Come back in 10 months.

LOL
Aug. 6, 2023 at 5:00 p.m.
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Quoting: MajesticWalrus
Jagr had like 66 pts at 43 years old. It's all a matter of keeping up with training, fitness, diet, and/ or health. Crosby takes that all seriously.


I mean one of them might be able to keep it up but it's very unlikely that all of them do it and you need all of them to be very good to be competitive
Aug. 6, 2023 at 5:01 p.m.
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