Hanifin

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Created by: tmlfan4life

Team: 2023-24 Calgary Flames

Initial Creation Date: Sep. 12, 2023

Published: Sep. 12, 2023

Salary Cap Mode: Basic

Description

This is ABBA’s Waterloo rewritten to convey the whole Hanifin situation.

Hanifin (A parody of Waterloo by ABBA)

My, my
It’s Hanifin, straight up for Pesce
Oh, yeah
And I he might’ve had a No-Trade Clause anyway

The history book on the shelf
Is always repeating itself

Hanifin
Had me in a corner, you’re out the door
Hanifin
I wish we could’ve gotten a little more

Hanifin
Couldn't un-trade if I wanted to
Hanifin
Knowing my trade is to end with you
Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Hanifin
Finally trading my Hanifin

My, my
I tried to hold you back, but you wanted out
Oh, yeah
And now it seems my only chance is giving up the fight

And how could I ever refuse
I feel like I win when I lose

Hanifin
Had me in a corner, you’re out the door
Hanifin
I wish we could’ve gotten a little more

Hanifin
Couldn't un-trade if I wanted to
Hanifin
Knowing my trade is to end with you
Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Hanifin
Finally trading my Hanifin

So how could I ever refuse
I feel like I win when I lose

Hanifin
Couldn't un-trade if I wanted to
Hanifin
Knowing my trade is to end with you

Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Hanifin
Finally trading my Hanifin
Ooh-ooh, Waterloo
Knowing my fate is to be with you

Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Hanifin
Finally trading my Hanifin
Ooh-ooh, Hanifin...

Trades

CGY

Pesce, Brett

CAR

Hanifin, Noah

Buried

Kevin Rooney: $150,000 ($1,300,000)

Draft	Round 1	Round 2	Round 3	Round 4	Round 5	Round 6	Round 7
2024
2025
2026

ROSTER

LONG-TERM OUTLOOK

EMBED

TEXT-EMBED

ROSTER SIZE	SALARY CAP	CAP HIT	OVERAGES	BONUSES	CAP SPACE
22	$83,500,000	$79,413,333	$0	$850,000	$4,086,667

Left Wing	Centre	Right Wing
Huberdeau, Jonathan $10,500,000$10,500,000 LW, RW NMC UFA - 8	Kadri, Nazem $7,000,000$7,000,000 C NMC UFA - 6	Mangiapane, Andrew $5,800,000$5,800,000 RW, LW M-NTC UFA - 2
Sharangovich, Yegor $3,100,000$3,100,000 C, LW, RW UFA - 2	Backlund, Mikael $5,350,000$5,350,000 C NMC UFA - 1	Coleman, Blake $4,900,000$4,900,000 RW, LW NTC UFA - 4
Pelletier, Jakob $863,333$863,333 LW RFA - 1	Lindholm, Elias $4,850,000$4,850,000 C, RW UFA - 1	Coronato, Matthew $925,000$925,000 ($850,000$850K) RW RFA - 2
Ruzicka, Adam $762,500$762,500 LW, C UFA - 1	Dubé, Dillon $2,300,000$2,300,000 LW, RW, C RFA - 1	Duehr, Walker $825,000$825,000 RW UFA - 2

Left Defense	Right Defense	Goaltender
Weegar, MacKenzie $6,250,000$6,250,000 LD/RD NTC UFA - 8	Pesce, Brett $4,025,000$4,025,000 RD M-NTC UFA - 1	Markström, Jacob $6,000,000$6,000,000 G NMC UFA - 3
Zadorov, Nikita $3,750,000$3,750,000 LD/RD UFA - 1	Andersson, Rasmus $4,550,000$4,550,000 RD UFA - 3	Vladar, Daniel $2,200,000$2,200,000 G UFA - 2
Oesterle, Jordan $925,000$925,000 LD/RD UFA - 1	Tanev, Christopher $1,125,000$1,125,000 RD M-NTC UFA - 1
Gilbert, Dennis $762,500$762,500 LD UFA - 1	Kylington, Oliver $2,500,000$2,500,000 LD/RD UFA - 1