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Forum: Armchair-GMNov. 25, 2019 at 4:22 p.m.

Thread: How to twerk male defensive positions

<div class="quote"><div class="quote_t">Quoting: <b>HabsForEver</b></div><div>Did this guy really just try to trade Demers for Petry OMF

Habs reject that Vlasic trade. We aren't trading futures for a guy who has seriously regressed and has a long term contract .</div></div>

Isnt it magical

Forum: Armchair-GMNov. 24, 2019 at 6:01 p.m.

Thread: How to twerk male defensive positions

<div class="quote"><div class="quote_t">Quoting: <b>GMs</b></div><div>Funny or not</div></div>

It's a recipe on how to make chili using dirty old socks

Forum: Armchair-GMNov. 11, 2019 at 10:23 p.m.

Thread: How to win the Stanley Championship trophy

<div class="quote"><div class="quote_t">Quoting: <b>wampler94</b></div><div>Not sure who Dergachyov is, but you are literally giving LA a franchise goalie. That is not a good trade. Carter is washed up, Toffoli doesn't hold any trade value besides a bottom six winger.</div></div>

Remember the name Dergachyov

Forum: Armchair-GMNov. 11, 2019 at 10:21 p.m.

Thread: How to win the Stanley Championship trophy

<div class="quote"><div class="quote_t">Quoting: <b>Gofnut999</b></div><div>Sure but both these trades are terrible for the other teams and get declined.

You are not getting rid of Eriksson that easily.</div></div>

Its LA or Burrard Inlet

Forum: Armchair-GMNov. 11, 2019 at 10:21 p.m.

Thread: How to win the Stanley Championship trophy

<div class="quote"><div class="quote_t">Quoting: <b>BCAPP</b></div><div>Why on earth does Philly do that trade?</div></div>

Cause Phiily is cheap and would sell out their shelves to rub it in Jerseys face.
It would all backfire but they would do it.

Forum: Armchair-GMNov. 1, 2019 at 8:44 p.m.

Thread: The plan to move Lou son of Erik is horrible

<div class="quote"><div class="quote_t">Quoting: <b>canucks_Fan_53</b></div><div>WOW! that TOR deal is brutal! a top 4 D man, a bonafide elite goalie prospect, 2 solid(ish) middle 6 guys AND a first round pick!!!?? all for what? a guy that peaked at 40 points and now is on pace for 50? but also one season removed from a train wreck..... Ceci is a non factor in this whole situation.

if JT Miller is worth a first then Nylander would be too, maybe add a Pearson or a Virtanen or a Tanev because he's younger/might have more upside. DEFINITELY not all three and absolutley not Demko!</div></div>

Demko has to go
His weakness in laying down the paddle is going to be brutally exploited.
DiPietro has much bigger upside.

Petterssen , Nylander, Pulujarvi = over 9000

Forum: Armchair-GMNov. 1, 2019 at 8:31 p.m.

Thread: The plan to move Lou son of Erik is horrible

<div class="quote"><div class="quote_t">Quoting: <b>EthanK24</b></div><div>The Rangers laugh in your face and hang up. Lemieux > Sautner + Goldobin and Belesky’s Contract >>>>>>> Eriksson’s contract.

Also the Oilers reject, and you’re ridiculously overpaying for Nylander.</div></div>

I did title it a horrible plan

Forum: Armchair-GMNov. 1, 2019 at 8:30 p.m.

Thread: The plan to move Lou son of Erik is horrible

<div class="quote"><div class="quote_t">Quoting: <b>WalterT</b></div><div>There is absolutely no reason the Rangers would do that.</div></div>

That's why the title says its horrible

Forum: Armchair-GMOct. 27, 2019 at 5:06 p.m.

Thread: WELL OVER 9000 POINTS PERCENTAGE

<div class="quote"><div class="quote_t">Quoting: <b>OldNYIfan</b></div><div>I see that you have Patrick Eaves playing on the fourth line. Apparently, you are unaware that he can no longer play hockey, which is why he's on the Injured Reserve list.</div></div>

His problem not mine.
I would like to see him playing alongside Horton or Hossa to finish off their careers.
Still at least 4 years left in the tank.
Nobody likes a quitter

Forum: Armchair-GMOct. 19, 2019 at 4:52 p.m.

Thread: How Sabres can represent positive male energy

<div class="quote"><div class="quote_t">Quoting: <b>aedoran</b></div><div>Ok but a NHL GM would be able to see the who doesn't really matter. It's the why we are interested in.</div></div>

Ease back they've all got Scoliosis
The honky tonks got the mostest.
Value.
For a king king
Throw up the names they throw out a ring
And gimmie tastes of the first pick
No honky tonks round here wearing lipstick
Oh snap your brothers 1st
Well maybe learn to score goals it's how it works
And dont yall tell me bout the Demko
That boys blinded by his butthole
To think he saves bricks to stack pads
Gonna send him home to his dad
And finally its come to no stunner
Traded him away for pucks hes a Sutter.

Forum: Armchair-GMOct. 19, 2019 at 12:44 p.m.

Thread: How Sabres can represent positive male energy

<div class="quote"><div class="quote_t">Quoting: <b>aedoran</b></div><div>I don't think there is anything to get. I don't know why he posted this.

Maybe he wanted to see what people would say.

Maybe he was looking for an argument.

Maybe he just isn't happy with the way his team is playing .</div></div>

Maybe I am John Weisbrod

Forum: Armchair-GMOct. 18, 2019 at 1:58 a.m.

Thread: All the right moves

<div class="quote"><div class="quote_t">Quoting: <b>Tmclean64</b></div><div>Ill never get these 30 seconds back..</div></div>

Thank you

Forum: Armchair-GMOct. 15, 2019 at 3:36 p.m.

Thread: Getting back 1st

<div class="quote"><div class="quote_t">Quoting: <b>GMs</b></div><div>Addisson is a good prospect...
Sutter is a capdump and Goldobin have no value</div></div>

This is a deal between the 2 Jimmy's.
Likely both sides are overvaluing and both win while losing.

Forum: Armchair-GMOct. 15, 2019 at 3:34 p.m.

Thread: Getting back 1st

<div class="quote"><div class="quote_t">Quoting: <b>WalterT</b></div><div>Why trade Hughes for a guy you have as your third line center? And where is the first mentioned in the title?</div></div>

Patrick will move up quickly and can play right wing with Bo.
The first is first in the west. Be it standings or picks.
I hate this team so doesnt matter.

Forum: Armchair-GMOct. 7, 2019 at 10:32 a.m.

Thread: Sang me to W

<div class="quote"><div class="quote_t">Quoting: <b>Canuckfan98</b></div><div>Bruh goldobin straight up would be way better</div></div>

Not many canucks can rock the gold chain though

Forum: Armchair-GMOct. 7, 2019 at 2:30 a.m.

Thread: Sang me to W

<div class="quote"><div class="quote_t">Quoting: <b>Dylan1995</b></div><div>Lmao tf is this</div></div>

Baertschi is swiss

Forum: Armchair-GMSep. 26, 2019 at 3:06 p.m.

Thread: From Jersey with spite

<div class="quote"><div class="quote_t">Quoting: <b>joshelkin</b></div><div>the devils</div></div>

Sorry bro, I am confused
How do you get Devils out of n J ?

Forum: Armchair-GMSep. 26, 2019 at 3:04 p.m.

Thread: From Jersey with spite

<div class="quote"><div class="quote_t">Quoting: <b>Sebybbq</b></div><div>This New Jersey trade is bad</div></div>

Really depends what Jersey we are trading.
Campbell conference All Star for a Murphy North Stars would be a good trade.

Forum: Armchair-GMSep. 26, 2019 at 3:00 p.m.

Thread: From Jersey with spite

<div class="quote"><div class="quote_t">Quoting: <b>joshelkin</b></div><div>Why not just give NJ them for free? Oof.</div></div>

Who is NJ?

Forum: Armchair-GMSep. 26, 2019 at 3:00 p.m.

Thread: From Jersey with spite

<div class="quote"><div class="quote_t">Quoting: <b>checko50</b></div><div>Zacha as 1C? Bruhhhhhh</div></div>

Brilliant right?

Forum: Armchair-GMSep. 24, 2019 at 9:54 p.m.

Thread: Boos er

<div class="quote"><div class="quote_t">Quoting: <b>yikes</b></div><div>Uh oh lol, comments coming to eat yah alive soon</div></div>

No concerns, it was said even Davinci recieved his share of hate.
Masterpieces attract master pieces

Forum: Armchair-GMSep. 18, 2019 at 9:58 p.m.

Thread: Anyone want Drouin

<div class="quote"><div class="quote_t">Quoting: <b>NR1203</b></div><div>Drouin to Detroit? That's actually an intriguing fit. If you're talking about Rantanen, no chance. But Drouin in detroit might work, pairing him with Larkin and possibly Zadina in the future.</div></div>

For Rasmussen yep

Forum: Armchair-GMSep. 18, 2019 at 9:55 p.m.

Thread: Dark horse

3rd lines are not arousing me.
Be it 3 or D

You need some Brandon Sutter in your life.....

Forum: Armchair-GMSep. 18, 2019 at 9:51 p.m.

Thread: Mtl trade

Trade you Kharia for Sutter and I'll retain 1.3

Forum: Armchair-GMSep. 18, 2019 at 9:50 p.m.

Thread: Mtl trade

<div class="quote"><div class="quote_t">Quoting: <b>Drai29</b></div><div>w t f is that?</div></div>

Is best no?

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