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Forum: Armchair-GMMar. 18, 2021 at 6:37 a.m.

Thread: Doug Wilsons Reset

I decline on behalf of the leafy bois

Forum: Armchair-GMMar. 18, 2021 at 6:34 a.m.

Thread: CBC316

You forgot to add Jordie.

Forum: Armchair-GMFeb. 20, 2020 at 10:45 a.m.

Thread: The Deadline

This is actually not bad.

Forum: Armchair-GMJul. 11, 2019 at 9:06 a.m.

Thread: What if Benning and Chiarelli reunite for some Magic

<div class="quote"><div class="quote_t">Quoting: <b>BCAPP</b></div><div>I'm a Leafs fan so am not particularly up to date on the Canucks fandom, so is this a real claim people are making?</div></div>

Haha sorry for the late reply, it's kind of inside joke with the Bruins fans and a G-wiz thing. In this "insider" video that the Boston Bruins created ages ago when Peter Chiarelli was the GM of the Bruins and Jim Benning was the Head Scout, the two and company were literally quoted saying something along the lines of, "I know Tyler Seguin's going to be a star in this leauge, but does he really fit our culture?"

At the time Tyler Seguin was a huge party boy. But y'know it's Seguin.

Forum: Armchair-GMJun. 28, 2019 at 3:43 a.m.

Thread: Trade for Aho

<div class="quote"><div class="quote_t">Quoting: <b>VGKNation702</b></div><div>Meh still don’t know if we’d be “game”</div></div>

Yeah he's got a great contract, huge driving part of y'alls offense.

Forum: Armchair-GMJun. 28, 2019 at 12:20 a.m.

Thread: Your move Lou

oof Columbus

Forum: Armchair-GMJun. 28, 2019 at 12:14 a.m.

Thread: Trade for Aho

I don't see Vegas doing that at all.

Marchessault is a huge part of their offense and is on a pretty sweet deal and he's got 5 years left. Spurgeon's probably going to want a pay raise after his contract is up. They'd probably be game if y'all shed some contracts for them.

Forum: Armchair-GMJun. 28, 2019 at 12:02 a.m.

Thread: What if Benning and Chiarelli reunite for some Magic

<div class="quote"><div class="quote_t">Quoting: <b>BCAPP</b></div><div>Boeser has been an incredible goal scorer. He's getting paid.</div></div>

inb4 "Does Boeser really fit our culture?"

Forum: Armchair-GMJun. 27, 2019 at 7:15 a.m.

Thread: 2019-20 Season

There's no way Ottawa takes that cap dump. with us coming out with picks.

Vegas might take that? Miller's reasonably priced for the production he puts out and it'd be a "cap dump" in a PK Subban/ JT Miller sense, but I feel like they'd want a more "solid" prospect, IE the Haula trade. Maybe not, the PK Subban trade was ****ty imo.

Colorado I think takes that. I don't know if we should do that though.

Forum: Armchair-GMJun. 23, 2019 at 4:44 a.m.

Thread: Sign pointer and perry

Gourde > Perry

Forum: Armchair-GMJun. 23, 2019 at 4:42 a.m.

Thread: I have a dream

<div class="quote"><div class="quote_t">Quoting: <b>grodziQ</b></div><div>come back when u win the cup u piece of ****</div></div>

"Insert broom stick emoji here".

Forum: Armchair-GMJun. 19, 2019 at 12:12 a.m.

Thread: New look D

<div class="quote"><div class="quote_t">Quoting: <b>Canucks33</b></div><div>That Buffalo trade made me throw up in my mouth.</div></div>

Ristolainen is an extremely offensive type of defenseman, parting ways with Tanev probably isn't the best option either lol. A pairing of Ristolainen/Ghost sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.

Forum: Armchair-GMJun. 19, 2019 at 12:08 a.m.

Thread: Nucks and more

Jim Benning hangs up the phone. As much as we want to get rid of Loui Eriksson and Brandon Sutter I don't think we'd want any of those D men back. Our D's ****ty, but it's definetely on the up and up. Luke Schenn seemed extremely promising with the Canucks. Schenn was literally everything that we were promised in Gudbranson. Quinn Hughes looks great. Olli Juolevi is skating again, he had like 10 points in like 19 games or something weird in the A last year. Hopefully he gets called up after Tanev gets injured (lol).

Tanner Pearson, good lord he looked great with Bo Horvat. I think he had like 19 goals last year, 12 of them with us after the TDL. Assuming he keeps gelling with Horvat there's no way Benning parts ways with Pearson.

This trade is heavily in favor for Edmonton. Something tells me Eriksson's going to rebound in Edmonton or any other team that requires a "garbage" goal type of guy IE Patric Hornqvist.

Forum: Armchair-GMJun. 18, 2019 at 11:59 p.m.

Thread: I have a dream

<div class="quote"><div class="quote_t">Quoting: <b>grodziQ</b></div><div>how canucks did in playoffs?
jordan binnington roty sorry dude</div></div>

Lol come back when you hit the finals. I think you guys probably given the Bruins a run for their money if y'all had a 40 goal scorer like Jeff Skinner or a 70+ point player like Elias Lindholm.

Forum: Armchair-GMJun. 9, 2019 at 8:38 a.m.

Thread: I have a lot more time on my hands

gross

Forum: Armchair-GMJun. 9, 2019 at 8:34 a.m.

Thread: OTT trade

Think you're gonna have to throw in a pick or some B rated prospect as well to get this going.

Forum: Armchair-GMJun. 9, 2019 at 8:31 a.m.

Thread: I have a dream

<div class="quote"><div class="quote_t">Quoting: <b>grodziQ</b></div><div>sup?</div></div>

Y'all still suck tho

Forum: Armchair-GMJun. 9, 2019 at 8:30 a.m.

Thread: Better Than Dirt

<div class="quote"><div class="quote_t">Quoting: <b>DiehardRedWingsFan58</b></div><div>No way Tyler Johnson waives for crap hole Edmonton, And of FYI Holland will never be this assertive he's a conservative GM.</div></div>

Tampa probably sheds Girardi, Stralman and Coburn and pick up a cheap servicable defenseman that's not Matthew Benning.

Forum: Armchair-GMFeb. 16, 2019 at 11:02 p.m.

Thread: I have a dream

<div class="quote"><div class="quote_t">Quoting: <b>grodziQ</b></div><div>yall didnt win a cup in 49 years</div></div>

Neither has Toronto, at least they've been in the playoffs in the past 10 years lmao.

Watch the Dougie Hamilton rumors be true. And y'all can't keep Ferland come the end of the year.

Forum: Armchair-GMFeb. 13, 2019 at 5:41 p.m.

Thread: I have a dream

Remember when y'all were supposed to trade Ferland at the TDL and pick up more pieces for a "hopeful" push to the playoffs, lmao. Y'alls team literally can't do anything.

Forum: Armchair-GMFeb. 13, 2019 at 5:37 p.m.

Thread: I have a dream

<div class="quote"><div class="quote_t">Quoting: <b>grodziQ</b></div><div>at least you will always be in Canes' pocket, win a game against us or even the cup, then we talk kiddo, peace</div></div>

Y'all literally haven't been to the playoffs in over 10 years, y'all still ain't going for a while y'all are literally the worst team in the metro.

Darling and Mrazek find out how to play in the net yet?

Forum: Armchair-GMFeb. 13, 2019 at 1:40 a.m.

Thread: I have a dream

<div class="quote"><div class="quote_t">Quoting: <b>grodziQ</b></div><div>ur so **** that u have to come up with TrAdInG A tEaM, gtfo and enjoy nucks winning a cup... oh wait</div></div>

cAnE's wOn A cuP FoURTeEN YEaRs aGo. dYNaSTy.

So like what is y'alls team as good as the Bolts/Caps now? Traded the team over multiple times, nobody goes to y'alls games, sold the team last year or so. Dougie Hamilton doesn't seem like a fit with y'all either. Cliff Pu got scratched in the ECHL. Y'alls goalie situation is iffy. I'd rather be a Canucks fan than y'all, at least our future is brighter.

Forum: Armchair-GMFeb. 12, 2019 at 8:48 p.m.

Thread: I have a dream

<div class="quote"><div class="quote_t">Quoting: <b>grodziQ</b></div><div>wake me up when you finally win the cup see ya</div></div>

inb4 your entire team gets traded again.

Forum: Armchair-GMFeb. 9, 2019 at 1:34 a.m.

Thread: I have a dream

<div class="quote"><div class="quote_t">Quoting: <b>grodziQ</b></div><div>future and past whatsoever, still have outplayed canucks this season</div></div>

Finally won a game against the Rangers in 9 years, yeah okay.

Forum: Armchair-GMFeb. 5, 2019 at 9:11 p.m.

Thread: I have a dream

<div class="quote"><div class="quote_t">Quoting: <b>grodziQ</b></div><div>better lose everyone and still have a cup than lose nobody and don't have a cup gtfo

u still mad about bruins?</div></div>

Lol I didn't even watch hockey 10 years ago. It's crazy how bad y'alls team have been for the past 10 years, literally none of y'all past lineups since then or today are playoff ready. Y'all literally traded away so much talent y'all over the years and don't even have a <em>playoff </em>appearance.

**** even the Canucks who made it in 15/16 weren't even looking like a playoff team.

Like how you gonna let the old ass Sedins outdo Jeff Skinner last year? We even had an injured Boeser that almost matched y'alls best players last year.

Y'alls future and past are still looking like ****.

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