All out tank - For your amusement

Created by: MNCountryClub

Team: 2021-22 Minnesota Wild

Initial Creation Date: Aug. 18, 2021

Published: Aug. 19, 2021

Salary Cap Mode: Basic

Legend

Left Handed

Original Team

Waivers Exempt

Right Handed

Position

Trade Clause

Max Perf. Bonus

Expiry Status

Term Remaining

McDavid, Connor

$12,500,000 ( Performance Bonus

$250,000)

NMC

UFA - 5

Description

This team is absolutely brutal, but should be stacked for the future. Next 3-4 years are used to ramp up young talent. Window opens in 4 years when all the dead money comes off the books.

This is mostly just for laughs. Clearly this won’t happen, but I’ve never explored an actual all out tank. What else would you like to see if the wild went scorched earth?

Taxi Squad wins the Calder Cup as a poetic little precursor of what’s to come.

Free Agent Signings

RFA		YEARS	CAP HIT
Kaprizov, Kirill		3	$8,000,000
Poehling, Ryan		2	$1,750,000

CREATED		YEARS	CAP HIT
Retention, Kaprizov		3	$4,000,000

Trades

MIN

Mercer, Dawson
2022 1st round pick (NJD)

NJD

Fiala, Kevin

Additional Details:

Fiala signs an extension

MIN

Bourgault, Xavier [Reserve List]
Holloway, Dylan
Kassian, Zack
2022 1st round pick (EDM)

EDM

Kaprizov, Kirill

Additional Details:

50% retained. 3x4M for EDM

MIN

Engvall, Pierre
Mikheyev, Ilya
2022 1st round pick (TOR)
2024 3rd round pick (TOR)

TOR

Dumba, Matt ($3,000,000 retained)

Additional Details:

Guessing here. Help me out. Engvall and Miky for salary. 1st for Dumba, 3rd for retention.

MIN

Poehling, Ryan [RFA Rights]
2022 2nd round pick (MTL)

MTL

Greenway, Jordan

MIN

2023 2nd round pick (NYI)

NYI

Goligoski, Alex ($2,500,000 retained)

Additional Details:

TDL deal. Waives for contender. Total guess on return.

Buyouts

Zach Parise: $2,371,794
Ryan Suter: $2,371,794

Retained Salary Transactions

Matt Dumba: $3,000,000 (50%)
Alex Goligoski: $2,500,000 (50%)

Draft	Round 1	Round 2	Round 3	Round 4	Round 5	Round 6	Round 7
2022
2023
2024

ROSTER

LONG-TERM OUTLOOK

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ROSTER SIZE	SALARY CAP	CAP HIT	OVERAGES	BONUSES	CAP SPACE
21	$81,500,000	$64,506,088	$0	$0	$16,993,912

Left Wing	Centre	Right Wing
Zuccarello, Mats $6,000,000$6,000,000 RW, LW NMC UFA - 3	Eriksson Ek, Joel $5,250,000$5,250,000 C UFA - 8	Hartman, Ryan $1,700,000$1,700,000 C, RW UFA - 3
Foligno, Marcus $3,100,000$3,100,000 RW, LW UFA - 3	Sturm, Nico $725,000$725,000 C UFA - 1	Kassian, Zack $3,200,000$3,200,000 RW UFA - 3
Mikheyev, Ilya $1,645,000$1,645,000 LW, RW UFA - 1	Gaudreau, Frédérick $1,200,000$1,200,000 C, LW UFA - 2	Poehling, Ryan $1,750,000$1,750,000 C, LW UFA - 2
Engvall, Pierre $1,250,000$1,250,000 RW, LW UFA - 1	Rask, Victor $2,000,000$2,000,000 C UFA - 1	Bjugstad, Nick $900,000$900,000 C, RW UFA - 1

Left Defense	Right Defense	Goaltender
Brodin, Jonas $6,000,000$6,000,000 LD NMC UFA - 7	Spurgeon, Jared $7,575,000$7,575,000 RD NMC UFA - 6	Talbot, Cam $3,666,667$3,666,667 G UFA - 2
Kulikov, Dmitry $1,125,000$1,125,000 LD/RD M-NTC UFA - 2	Merrill, Jon $850,000$850,000 LD UFA - 1	Kähkönen, Kaapo $725,000$725,000 G UFA - 1
Hunt, Daemon $850,833$850,833 LD RFA - 4
	Mermis, Dakota $750,000$750,000 LD/RD UFA - 2

Scratches	Injured Reserve (IR)	Long Term IR (LTIR)
Retention, Kaprizov $4,000,000$4,000,000

Taxi Squad
Rossi, Marco $894,167$894,167 ($0$0$0$0) C RFA - 4
Holloway, Dylan $925,000$925,000 ($0$0$0$0) ($400,000$400K) LW, C RFA - 3
Boldy, Matthew $880,833$880,833 ($0$0$0$0) ($600,000$600K) RW, LW UFA - 2
Mercer, Dawson $894,167$894,167 ($0$0$0$0) ($400,000$400K) RW, C RFA - 3
Addison, Calen $795,000$795,000 ($0$0$0$0) ($132,500$132K) RD RFA - 2
O'Rourke, Ryan $886,667$886,667 ($0$0$0$0) LD RFA - 4
Beckman, Adam $894,167$894,167 ($0$0$0$0) LW RFA - 3

Top Comments

Aug. 19, 2021 at 10:26 a.m.

Radu47

Vegan Commie Hipster

Joined: Oct. 2020

Posts: 7,888

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Oh my gosh

The kaprizov trade tho 😵

That's like 1/3 of his value at 50% retained

Kassian is significantly negative value

Holloway was carried by Caufield this season

Bourgault is good but not highly valuable

Their '22 1st pick with Kappy is easily 30th

Kaprizov likely takes the best russian player alive mantle after the kucherov generation moves into their 30s and before matvei michkov likely takes it

Best russian player alive = ratified air

Aug. 19, 2021 at 10:29 a.m.

Radu47

Vegan Commie Hipster

Joined: Oct. 2020

Posts: 7,888

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Kaprizov 50% retained

Bouchard & Broberg

✔

Aug. 19, 2021 at 10:31 a.m.

KeepUps15

Joined: Jan. 2020

Posts: 4,423

Likes: 1,457

leafs don't need a RH d man now. Should have given him before instead of asking for a haul

Aug. 19, 2021 at 10:33 a.m.

Scoob1978

Joined: May 2017

Posts: 1,127

Likes: 448

That's a horrible deal for NJ who's range of outcomes could include a top 6-7 pick and Mercer is basically untouchable.

Aug. 19, 2021 at 10:33 a.m.

MNCountryClub

Joined: May 2021

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Quoting: Radu47

3 1sts cannot be 1/3 of the value, as that would suggest his value is 9 1sts. I get that you’re being hyperbolic, but it’s not the easiest valuation to settle on. Is it light? Probably. But I did a similar proposal earlier that had an added 2nd and got some pushback.

What do you think his actual value would be at 50% retained?

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All out tank - For your amusement

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