SalarySwishSalarySwish

Just saw a YT video with this pure acid trip

Created by: mokumboi
Team: 2023-24 St. Louis Blues
Initial Creation Date: Jun. 8, 2023
Published: Jun. 8, 2023
Salary Cap Mode: Basic
Legend
Left Handed
Original Team
Waivers Exempt
Right Handed
Position
Trade Clause
Max Perf. Bonus
Expiry Status
Term Remaining
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Waivers ExemptMcDavid, Connor
$12,500,000 (Performance Bonus$250,000)
C
NMC
UFA - 5
Description
Shown from the Blues perspective just so one can see the brutal carnage left behind by such a deal. What you have a 22-man roster that is short 3C and 3RD, and has only 11 forwards and two right handed Dmen, but is still 1.7M over the cap with two retention slots filled (one for three seasons), plus the first top 10 pick the franchise has had in 16 years is gone.

Like... how does a person even become THIS deluded? And then they produce a video to show everyone their delusion. It's wild, man.
Free Agent Signings
RFAYEARSCAP HIT
2$800,000
2$800,000
2$800,000
Trades
STL
  1. Marner, Mitchell
  2. Murray, Matt
TOR
  1. Kapanen, Kasperi ($1,600,000 retained)
  2. Parayko, Colton
  3. Saad, Brandon ($2,250,000 retained)
  4. 2023 1st round pick (STL)
  5. 2024 3rd round pick (STL)
Retained Salary Transactions
DraftRound 1Round 2Round 3Round 4Round 5Round 6Round 7
2023
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2024
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2025
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ROSTER SIZESALARY CAPCAP HITOVERAGES TooltipBONUSESCAP SPACE
22$83,500,000$85,225,500$20,000$0-$1,725,500
Left WingCentreRight Wing
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Buchnevich, Pavel
$5,800,000$5,800,000
LW, RW, C
M-NTC
UFA - 2
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Thomas, Robert
$8,125,000$8,125,000
C, RW
UFA - 8
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Marner, Mitchell
$10,903,000$10,903,000
RW
NMC
UFA - 2
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Vrána, Jakub
$2,625,000$2,625,000
LW
UFA - 1
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Schenn, Brayden
$6,500,000$6,500,000
C, LW
NTC
UFA - 5
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Kyrou, Jordan
$8,125,000$8,125,000
RW
UFA - 8
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Waivers ExemptNeighbours, Jake
$835,833$835,833
LW, RW
RFA - 2
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Alexandrov, Nikita
$816,667$816,667
C
RFA - 1
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Blais, Samuel
$1,000,000$1,000,000
LW, RW
UFA - 1
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Walker, Nathan
$775,000$775,000
LW
UFA - 1
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Toropchenko, Alexey
$800,000$800,000
LW, RW
RFA - 2
Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
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Krug, Torey
$6,500,000$6,500,000
LD
NTC
UFA - 4
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Faulk, Justin
$6,500,000$6,500,000
RD
NTC
UFA - 4
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Binnington, Jordan
$6,000,000$6,000,000
G
NTC
UFA - 4
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Leddy, Nick
$4,000,000$4,000,000
LD
NTC
UFA - 3
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Bortuzzo, Robert
$950,000$950,000
RD
UFA - 1
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Waivers ExemptHofer, Joel
$775,000$775,000
G
RFA - 2
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Scandella, Marco
$3,275,000$3,275,000
LD
M-NTC
UFA - 1
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Murray, Matt
$4,687,500$4,687,500
G
M-NTC
UFA - 1
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Rosén, Calle
$762,500$762,500
LD
UFA - 1
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Tucker, Tyler
$800,000$800,000
LD/RD
RFA - 2
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Perunovich, Scott
$800,000$800,000
LD
RFA - 1

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Jun. 8, 2023 at 2:54 a.m.
#1
AC14
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Lol with the completely unnecessary retention on two players.

Crazy thing is there's no shot Toropchenko is extended for less than 1m which is minimal but it's still comical.
Jun. 8, 2023 at 2:57 a.m.
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AlCanal
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Lol at Kapanen going back to TOR…he was recently waived and Idk if he would have there are any restrictions on trading players claimed in the recent offseason. But of an odd rule I’d like to know.
Jun. 8, 2023 at 3:01 a.m.
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mokumboi
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Quoting: AC14
Lol with the completely unnecessary retention on two players.

Crazy thing is there's no shot Toropchenko is extended for less than 1m which is minimal but it's still comical.


Torp's salary is nowhere near the craziest thing or even the fifth craziest thing with this.
Jun. 8, 2023 at 3:02 a.m.
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mokumboi
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Quoting: AlCanal
Lol at Kapanen going back to TOR…he was recently waived and Idk if he would have there are any restrictions on trading players claimed in the recent offseason. But of an odd rule I’d like to know.


He wasn't claimed in the offseason, and the Blues can do with him as they please.
Jun. 8, 2023 at 6:22 a.m.
#5
evelutions2
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Is that idiot Graviteh back doing garbage Marner trades now?
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