I think it is a bad thing for the other 30 teams that you are not in fact the GM of the New Jersey Devil's. This proposal may be the dumbest of all ideas ever.

Yikes....now we're a team up against the cap, and the defense still sucks!

Would this team be fun? Yes. But it eliminates any chance of re-signing Nico, Hughes, Bratt etc. so its a no from me dawg.

Oh forgive me your royal neckbeard! I am oh so sorry my bored thoughts deeply offended you. Some people have lives, go to work, attend social events, and don't work hypothetical trades until their zit infested face explodes like yourself.

You can take your mouthbreathing good for nothing s*** opinion elsewhere, I'm sure you're a joy to talk to. Next time I'll wait for a real trade rumor and then just post it here really quick because thats fun! Your dumbass can't even opine on what the issue is with the proposal. can't resign? sorry! good thing im not in charge. perhaps I should trade the whole roster for mcdavid! to have a slightly better version of you comment, edm says no thanks. get a life man

im posting an idea, it should spark another thought for someone else. back to the topic on hand, the pick prob isn't enough the concept is however that vegas and wk are having difficulty coming together, they're contenders now, and zajac could certainly slide in if wk doesn't resign. Do the devils want wk for that long with all the other up and coming contracts, idk probably not but im bored and i haven't seen a similar thought on the forum so respectfully f*** off.

for the cap issues, dont sign eberle, i spent to the cap because i can because this website lets you. you wanna trade butcher cause smith is coming? you wanna trade zacha for trouba rights? be my guest.

by now you've probably queefed on 87 other teams while sitting like a gremlin on your pc. so why dont you stand up and walk around, get the blood moving

Calm down.

Yeah you can alter accordingly, I spent to the cap, realistically if i knew enough about the value of certain players, id dump santini and vatanen, maybe give greene to a team that needs leadership, give zacha and butcher 2 or 3 year deals at lower aav luckily i dont have to worry about resigning anyone. the most i have to deal with is pent up frustrated nerds like donkeylips

are you okay? did i hurt your feelings?

No. But I clearly hurt yours. What should we do about it?

nothing im probably still gonna dream up thoughts, youll likely keep queefing on the forums

That is very sexist. Queefing is a natural body function that every woman experiences. You using it as an insult is very demeaning to women everywhere. This just shows your true colors.

Thoughts and prayers.

its actually not terrible, assuming smith can come in and play. greene can play, our issue is hes first pair. Im not a huge fan of vatanen but hes certainly not terrible, we're not gonna be top 5, but well be okay especially with that group of forwards

your name is donkeylips, you're so dumb it hurts

I bet you've never even seen an episode of salute your shorts.