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Created by: eatfreshrefresh
Team: 2020-21 New York Islanders
Initial Creation Date: Sep. 18, 2020
Published: Sep. 18, 2020
Salary Cap Mode: Basic
Description
The task of acquiring scoring without trading Ryan pulock

I present: ART
Free Agent Signings
RFAYEARSCAP HIT
4$8,000,000
7$6,500,000
3$3,000,000
UFAYEARSCAP HIT
1$1,000,000
1$850,000
Trades
1.
NYI
  1. Ehlers, Nikolaj
Additional Details:
I know you don’t want this package, just shut up I don’t care
2.
NYI
  1. 2020 3rd round pick (SJS)
DET
  1. Leddy, Nick
  2. 2020 7th round pick (NYI)
Additional Details:
he’s like a lower middle class man’s krug so of u don’t sign him u can always call the islanders
Buyouts
DraftRound 1Round 2Round 3Round 4Round 5Round 6Round 7
2020
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2021
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2022
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ROSTER SIZESALARY CAPCAP HITOVERAGES TooltipBONUSESCAP SPACE
23$81,500,000$80,944,167$0$537,500$555,833
Left WingCentreRight Wing
Logo of the New York Islanders
$7,000,000$7,000,000
LW
NTC
UFA - 6
Logo of the New York Islanders
$8,000,000$8,000,000
C, RW
UFA - 3
Logo of the Winnipeg Jets
$6,000,000$6,000,000
RW, LW
UFA - 5
Logo of the New York Islanders
$2,100,000$2,100,000
RW, LW
UFA - 1
Logo of the New York Islanders
$6,000,000$6,000,000
C, LW
NTC
UFA - 5
Logo of the New York Islanders
$5,000,000$5,000,000
RW, LW, C
UFA - 4
Logo of the New York Islanders
$3,000,000$3,000,000
RW, LW, C
M-NTC
UFA - 2
Logo of the New York Islanders
$5,000,000$5,000,000
C
NTC
UFA - 6
Logo of the New York Islanders
$5,500,000$5,500,000
RW
NTC
UFA - 4
Logo of the New York Islanders
$1,000,000$1,000,000
LW, RW
UFA - 4
Logo of the New York Islanders
$3,350,000$3,350,000
C
UFA - 1
Logo of the New York Islanders
$3,500,000$3,500,000
RW
UFA - 2
Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
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$1,600,000$1,600,000
LD
UFA - 1
Logo of the New York Islanders
$6,500,000$6,500,000
RD
UFA - 2
Logo of the New York Islanders
$2,000,000$2,000,000
G
UFA - 1
Logo of the New York Islanders
$3,000,000$3,000,000
LD
UFA - 4
Logo of the New York Islanders
$1,450,000$1,450,000
RD
UFA - 3
Logo of the New York Islanders
$5,000,000$5,000,000
G
NTC
UFA - 3
Logo of the New York Islanders
$2,500,000$2,500,000
LD
UFA - 2
Logo of the New York Islanders
$894,167$894,167 (Performance Bonus$537,500$538K)
RD
RFA - 2
ScratchesInjured Reserve (IR)Long Term IR (LTIR)
Logo of the New York Islanders
$1,000,000$1,000,000
LW
UFA - 2
Logo of the New York Islanders
$5,500,000$5,500,000
LW
M-NTC
UFA - 3
$850,000$850,000
LD
UFA - 1
Logo of the New York Islanders
$700,000$700,000
LW
UFA - 1

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Sep. 18, 2020 at 8:55 a.m.
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I love the signing of islanders legend Luca Sbisa
Sep. 18, 2020 at 8:59 a.m.
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I love the signing of islanders legend Luca Sbisa


Figured he knows the system, y’know?
Sep. 18, 2020 at 9:01 a.m.
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You're right we don't want that for Ehlers.
Sep. 18, 2020 at 9:16 a.m.
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I’m not sure why jets wouldn’t be interested in that package in my opinion it’s a generous overpay.
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Sep. 18, 2020 at 9:35 a.m.
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find it funny who the leafs and dubas get ripped for cap problems but the islanders are in cap hell as well lol
Sep. 18, 2020 at 9:58 a.m.
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find it funny who the leafs and dubas get ripped for cap problems but the islanders are in cap hell as well lol


Bc the islanders win games that matter, their cap problems don’t seem as obvious
Sep. 18, 2020 at 10:00 a.m.
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Bc the islanders win games that matter, their cap problems don’t seem as obvious


2020 stanley cups
Leafs-0
Isles-0

doesnt matter unles you win the last game of the season
Sep. 18, 2020 at 10:00 a.m.
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You're right we don't want that for Ehlers.


We need a resolution
Sep. 18, 2020 at 10:01 a.m.
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2020 stanley cups
Leafs-0
Isles-0


2020 leafs - lottery team
2020 islanders - final four
Sep. 18, 2020 at 10:02 a.m.
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2020 leafs - lottery team
2020 islanders - final four


you gonna get a Eastern conference finalist banner to hang in your room?
Sep. 18, 2020 at 10:05 a.m.
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you gonna get a Eastern conference finalist banner to hang in your room?


Do you think the leafs are gonna sign another $10 million player to maybe make the playoffs next year?
Sep. 18, 2020 at 10:07 a.m.
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Do you think the leafs are gonna sign another $10 million player to maybe make the playoffs next year?


Lol knee slapper you come up with that all on your own?, funny thing is leafs are in cap troubles with their best players signed, you have cap problems with your 2 best players to sign, end of the day we won same amount of cups this year which is all that matters
Sep. 18, 2020 at 10:09 a.m.
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Lol knee slapper you come up with that all on your own?, funny thing is leafs are in cap troubles with their best players signed, you have cap problems with your 2 best players to sign, end of the day we won same amount of cups this year which is all that matters


you didn’t make the playoffs. The islanders can hold their heads high, while your nerd loser gm scrambles to try and save a team that is genuinely not good. Good luck tho
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Sep. 18, 2020 at 10:14 a.m.
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That's a pretty fair offer for Ehlers, One of the better one's i've seen on this board.
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Sep. 18, 2020 at 10:17 a.m.
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you didn’t make the playoffs. The islanders can hold their heads high, while your nerd loser gm scrambles to try and save a team that is genuinely not good. Good luck tho


dont cry now, dont make me call the wambulance, congrats on the 2 series wins, thank god thats a stat, you think when iggy and joe thornton go to the HHOF theyre gonna list how many playoff series they won? or are they just gonna see a 0 in the stnaley cup column, doesnt matter if you dont win it all, like ricky bobby once said " if you aint first, youre last" nobody cares ho far you went, and once again, you are also in cap hell, but with your 2 best players have to resign with like 8 mil,
Sep. 18, 2020 at 10:35 a.m.
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dont cry now, dont make me call the wambulance, congrats on the 2 series wins, thank god thats a stat, you think when iggy and joe thornton go to the HHOF theyre gonna list how many playoff series they won? or are they just gonna see a 0 in the stnaley cup column, doesnt matter if you dont win it all, like ricky bobby once said " if you aint first, youre last" nobody cares ho far you went, and once again, you are also in cap hell, but with your 2 best players have to resign with like 8 mil,


do you think when Tavares signed with the leafs he foresaw being a lottery team? Also you’re right, the islanders didn’t win a cup just like the leafs - But at least they, like, made the playoffs lmao
Sep. 18, 2020 at 10:45 a.m.
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do you think when Tavares signed with the leafs he foresaw being a lottery team? Also you’re right, the islanders didn’t win a cup just like the leafs - But at least they, like, made the playoffs lmao


love how you go farther and tavares is still on your mind, hilarious, another banner !! playoffs 2020 hung in the rafters of the coli ! congrats guys!
Sep. 18, 2020 at 10:47 a.m.
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love how you go farther and tavares is still on your mind, hilarious, another banner !! playoffs 2020 hung in the rafters of the coli ! congrats guys!


congrats on already retooling your Stanley cup champion roster. Turns out paying 3 kids that never won anything and a center who has 1 series in in his entire career is not a cup core. I’m simply stunned
Sep. 18, 2020 at 11:06 a.m.
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congrats on already retooling your Stanley cup champion roster. Turns out paying 3 kids that never won anything and a center who has 1 series in in his entire career is not a cup core. I’m simply stunned


yeah def shouldnt play the kids youre right, whats the point in drafting them, send them to the minoirs i guess cause their just kids, those darn kids, kids are the best players on the team but dont play them cause their kids, good strategy, your best player is the same age as our kids for the record and tavares had 1 series win on your team lmao, what are you trying to get at,
Sep. 18, 2020 at 11:08 a.m.
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yeah def shouldnt play the kids youre right, whats the point in drafting them, send them to the minoirs i guess cause their just kids, those darn kids, kids are the best players on the team but dont play them cause their kids, good strategy, your best player is the same age as our kids for the record and tavares had 1 series win on your team lmao, what are you trying to get at,


I’m trying to get at that your team is a laughable failure
Sep. 18, 2020 at 11:12 a.m.
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I’m trying to get at that your team is a laughable failure


realized what you said was dumb nice, remember these kids are kids and havent reached potential yet, so im truly not as worried as you think i should be best part about kids, youll soon learn lou will prefer his old vets over the kids, not to mention guys like kopitar, mackinnon, bergeron, didnt win a playoff round til like their 5th season, god forbid anyone bring that up though
Sep. 18, 2020 at 11:13 a.m.
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realized what you said was dumb nice, remember these kids are kids and havent reached potential yet, so im truly not as worried as you think i should be best part about kids, youll soon learn lou will prefer his old vets over the kids, not to mention guys like kopitar, mackinnon, bergeron, didnt win a playoff round til like their 5th season, god forbid anyone bring that up though


they’re in the fourth season of their careers and have made the playoffs every season of their careers save for nylander one time. You know there’s a massive difference between all those guys and the leafs situation. Keep settling for failure
Sep. 18, 2020 at 11:16 a.m.
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they’re in the fourth season of their careers and have made the playoffs every season of their careers save for nylander one time. You know there’s a massive difference between all those guys and the leafs situation. Keep settling for failure


so thats bettter then? how is it worse that they made the playoffs every year and those guys didnt? please explain matthews is with those guys whether you like it or not,
Sep. 18, 2020 at 11:18 a.m.
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so thats bettter then? how is it worse that they made the playoffs every year and those guys didnt? please explain matthews is with those guys whether you like it or not,


because they were on a playoff team from the get go. Shame it’s regressed to a lottery team
Sep. 18, 2020 at 11:20 a.m.
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because they were on a playoff team from the get go. Shame it’s regressed to a lottery team


that was so dumb, they came dead last in the nhl the year before the first year they made it, they were all rookies, so they are the major contributors to make it a playoff team, you are such an idiot ahahaha
 
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