Super realistic deals. No chance any of this happens. Just terrible value on these deals. Everyone rejects. You got a perfect game.

Particularly love the way below market signing of Palmieri and immediate trade. Unbelievably awful.

Hopefully this is all a spoof based on your commentary. If not...dear god...

Elaborate.

Ottawa declines.

Way more value going to the Leafs than the Sens

Because?

Kerfoot was exposed to Seattle while the 3 pieces going to Toronto in your post were not.



There's a slim chance the two picks might get you Nick Paul if he won't re-sign in Ottawa and no other team is interested in him before the trade deadline.



In that event, that leaves us with Logan Brown and Austin Watson for Alex Kerfoot.



Logan Brown can be had for a late 2nd/early 3rd while Austin Watson can be had for a 4th in 2022, considering we paid a 4th to get Watson in the first place.

Before the expansion draft, teams like the Vancouver Canucks were willing to pay only a 3rd round pick for Kerfoot.

That was until the Leafs acquired Jared McCann as a means of forcing Seattle to choose between him and Kerfoot.



That is only a brief explanation as to how there is way more value in this trade for the Leafs than for the Sens.

All bad, lopsided deals.

You could remove all of those C-level prospects from the Devils trade and the Devils would still accept. That's a weird trade.

Also, Palmieri is not going to a Canadian team, especially for a contract like that. That's an insulting offer.

Do you take pride in making unbelievably unrealistic and awful moves? I think you make the trades in favor of your team however if you knew anything about trades, it’s that the other team also has to be benefiting from it in order to agree….