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Created by: Nocando
Team: 2021-22 Custom Team
Initial Creation Date: Aug. 19, 2021
Published: Aug. 19, 2021
Salary Cap Mode: Basic
Description
Concept; a team consisting of the dirtiest, best fighters, or most hated players in the league. Let me know who should or shouldn't make the list. Lineup mostly took recent sentiment into consideration. And lets just use our imagination & say Weber is miraculously healthy enough to play on this absolute Goon Squad

How does this team do? Do they get smoked in the modern era? Or do they squeak into the playoffs and do some damage? Assuming they all don't get suspended

Interesting note; Tristan Jarry apparently led all goalies with 8 PIMs last year.. who knew
ROSTER SIZESALARY CAPCAP HITOVERAGES TooltipBONUSESCAP SPACE
22$99,999,999$72,245,968$0$0$27,754,031
Left WingCentreRight Wing
Logo of the Boston Bruins
Marchand, Brad
$6,125,000$6,125,000
LW
NMC
UFA - 4
Logo of the Colorado Avalanche
Kadri, Nazem
$4,500,000$4,500,000
C
M-NTC
UFA - 1
Logo of the Washington Capitals
Wilson, Tom
$5,166,667$5,166,667
RW
M-NTC
UFA - 3
Logo of the Calgary Flames
Tkachuk, Matthew
$7,000,000$7,000,000
RW
UFA - 1
Tkachuk, Brady
$750,000$750,000
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
Kassian, Zack
$3,200,000$3,200,000
RW
UFA - 3
Logo of the San Jose Sharks
Kane, Evander
$2,108,696$2,108,696
LW, RW
NMC
UFA - 1
Logo of the Tampa Bay Lightning
Maroon, Patrick
$900,000$900,000
LW, RW
M-NTC
UFA - 1
Logo of the New York Rangers
Reaves, Ryan
$1,750,000$1,750,000
RW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Arizona Coyotes
Roussel, Antoine
$3,000,000$3,000,000
LW
M-NTC
UFA - 1
Logo of the Los Angeles Kings
Lemieux, Brendan
$1,550,000$1,550,000
LW, RW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Toronto Maple Leafs
Simmonds, Wayne
$900,000$900,000
RW, LW
NTC
UFA - 2
Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
Keith, Duncan
$5,538,462$5,538,462
LD
NMC
UFA - 2
Logo of the Montreal Canadiens
Weber, Shea
$7,857,143$7,857,143
RD
UFA - 5
Logo of the St. Louis Blues
Binnington, Jordan
$6,000,000$6,000,000
G
NTC
UFA - 6
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
Nurse, Darnell
$5,600,000$5,600,000
LD
UFA - 1
Logo of the Carolina Hurricanes
Deangelo, Anthony
$1,000,000$1,000,000
RD
UFA - 1
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
Jarry, Tristan
$3,500,000$3,500,000
G
UFA - 2
Chara, Zdeno
$750,000$750,000
Logo of the Carolina Hurricanes
Smith, Brendan
$800,000$800,000
LD/RD, LW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Los Angeles Kings
Edler, Alexander
$3,500,000$3,500,000
LD
NMC
UFA - 1
Gudbranson, Erik
$750,000$750,000

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Aug. 19, 2021 at 4:46 p.m.
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TheAlien
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Edler is such a weird choice
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Aug. 19, 2021 at 4:47 p.m.
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Juiceman
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Edler isn’t dirty, hated, or a good fighter
Aug. 19, 2021 at 4:48 p.m.
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Nocando
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WE NEED AN ARMY
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Quoting: TheAlien
Edler is such a weird choice


took a lot of penalties last year
Aug. 19, 2021 at 4:49 p.m.
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Nocando
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WE NEED AN ARMY
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Quoting: Juiceman
Edler isn’t dirty, hated, or a good fighter


maybe i should include PIMS into equation, i looked at those as well
Aug. 19, 2021 at 4:50 p.m.
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Quoting: Nocando
took a lot of penalties last year


So? They were minors just cause you take a bunch ticky-tack penalities doesn't mean you're dirty or hated lol
Aug. 19, 2021 at 4:53 p.m.
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Mulicked
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Nurse should be on this list...
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Aug. 19, 2021 at 4:59 p.m.
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Nocando
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WE NEED AN ARMY
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Quoting: Mulicked
Nurse should be on this list...


u right, he's in there
Aug. 19, 2021 at 5:00 p.m.
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Juiceman
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Quoting: TheAlien
So? They were minors just cause you take a bunch ticky-tack penalities doesn't mean you're dirty or hated lol


Might as well add Tyler Minors if penalties are factored into this
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Aug. 19, 2021 at 5:07 p.m.
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Nocando
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WE NEED AN ARMY
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Quoting: Juiceman
Might as well add Tyler Minors if penalties are factored into this


edler was somehow 3rd in the league for defenseman in penalties, Myers was 8th
Aug. 19, 2021 at 5:08 p.m.
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Juiceman
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Quoting: Nocando
edler was somehow 3rd in the league for defenseman in penalties, Myers was 8th


Tripping penalties and stuff doesn’t make you a dirty player
Aug. 19, 2021 at 5:09 p.m.
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Nocando
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WE NEED AN ARMY
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Quoting: TheAlien
So? They were minors just cause you take a bunch ticky-tack penalities doesn't mean you're dirty or hated lol


a bunch of penalties doesn't make you clean though. Im not saying he's necessarily "dirty" or "hated", but he's not getting those penalty minutes without reason.
Aug. 19, 2021 at 6:12 p.m.
#12
evelutions2
Lets Get Kraken
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You forgot Pastrnak and Bergeron. They are exceptionally hated. They are also very dirty.

You should also include Player Safety and all the refs. Player safety is a joke and the refs can’t get many calls right. A good example is ECF Hurricanes vs Bruins in 2019.
Aug. 19, 2021 at 6:41 p.m.
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DeadWingsv2
PlusMinus is stupid
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