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ARIZONA PLAYOFF TIME LOL

Created by: trademaster20
Team: 2022-23 Arizona Coyotes
Initial Creation Date: May 28, 2022
Published: May 28, 2022
Salary Cap Mode: Basic
Description
MUAHAHAHAHA COYOTES STANLEY CUP PLAYOFF BOUND
(aka a satire post on arizona fans, if they exist)
Free Agent Signings
RFAYEARSCAP HIT
5$5,000,000
UFAYEARSCAP HIT
8$9,500,000
5$5,500,000
3$3,000,000
2$1,500,000
5$5,500,000
4$4,000,000
3$3,500,000
Offer Sheets
Offer sheet annual average (AAV) is calculated by dividing the contract value by the lower of: 1. The contract length, or 2. Five years
PLAYERAAVCOMPENSATION
Oettinger, Jake$5,000,000
2023 1st round pick
2023 3rd round pick
Trades
ARI
  1. 2024 4th round pick (SEA)
SEA
  1. Vejmelka, Karel
Retained Salary Transactions
DraftRound 1Round 2Round 3Round 4Round 5Round 6Round 7
2022
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Logo of the ARI
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2023
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Logo of the VAN
2024
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Logo of the FLA
Logo of the MTL
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Logo of the SJS
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ROSTER SIZESALARY CAPCAP HITOVERAGES TooltipBONUSESCAP SPACE
22$82,500,000$82,467,501$0$1,865,000$32,499

Roster

Left WingCentreRight Wing
Gaudreau, Johnny
$9,500,000$9,500,000
LW
UFA - 7
Logo of the Arizona Coyotes
Schmaltz, Nick
$5,850,000$5,850,000
RW, C
UFA - 4
Copp, Andrew
$5,500,000$5,500,000
C, LW, RW
UFA - 5
Logo of the Arizona Coyotes
Ladd, Andrew
$5,500,000$5,500,000
LW
M-NTC
UFA - 1
Paul, Nicholas
$3,000,000$3,000,000
C, LW
UFA - 7
Logo of the Arizona Coyotes
Keller, Clayton
$7,150,000$7,150,000
LW, RW
UFA - 6
Logo of the Arizona Coyotes
Ritchie, Nick
$2,500,000$2,500,000
LW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Arizona Coyotes
Boyd, Travis
$1,750,000$1,750,000
C, RW
UFA - 2
Chiasson, Alex
$1,500,000$1,500,000
RW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Arizona Coyotes
O'Brien, Liam
$775,000$775,000
LW, RW
UFA - 2
Logo of the Arizona Coyotes
McBain, Jack
$883,750$883,750 (Performance Bonus$850,000$850K)
C, LW
RFA - 1
Logo of the Arizona Coyotes
Waivers ExemptKelemen, Milos
$817,500$817,500
RW
RFA - 2
Logo of the Arizona Coyotes
Waivers ExemptSmith, Nathan
$883,750$883,750 (Performance Bonus$850,000$850K)
C
UFA - 1
Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
Logo of the Arizona Coyotes
Gostisbehere, Shayne
$4,500,000$4,500,000
LD/RD
UFA - 1
Logo of the Arizona Coyotes
Chychrun, Jakob
$4,600,000$4,600,000
LD/RD
UFA - 3
Oettinger, Jake
$5,000,000$5,000,000
G
RFA - 3
Chiarot, Ben
$4,000,000$4,000,000
LD/RD
UFA - 4
Klingberg, John
$5,500,000$5,500,000
RD
UFA - 1
Logo of the Arizona Coyotes
Moser, J.J.
$886,667$886,667 (Performance Bonus$32,500$32K)
LD/RD
RFA - 2
Fleury, Marc-André
$3,500,000$3,500,000
G
UFA - 2
Logo of the Arizona Coyotes
Waivers ExemptKolyachonok, Vladislav
$789,167$789,167 (Performance Bonus$132,500$132K)
LD/RD
RFA - 2
Logo of the Arizona Coyotes
Mayo, Dysin
$950,000$950,000
RD
UFA - 3
ScratchesInjured Reserve (IR)Long Term IR (LTIR)
Logo of the Arizona Coyotes
Little, Bryan
$5,291,667$5,291,667
C, RW
M-NTC
UFA - 2
Logo of the Arizona Coyotes
Timmins, Conor
$850,000$850,000
RD
RFA - 1

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May 28, 2022 at 10:53 p.m.
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It's funny, even with this roster they are nowhere close to making the playoffs
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May 28, 2022 at 10:55 p.m.
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Dallas easily matches the Jake Oettinger offer sheet, And Jim Nill sends Bill Armstrong a cigar and bottle of Champagne.

Johnny Gaudreau, Andrew Copp, John Klingberg, Ben Chiarot and Marc-Andre Fleury don't sign with dumpster fire Arizona.
May 28, 2022 at 10:58 p.m.
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No doubt every big free agent is dreaming of playing in front of 5,000 fans in a beer league arena.
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May 28, 2022 at 10:59 p.m.
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Quoting: LukaTAG
It's funny, even with this roster they are nowhere close to making the playoffs


Exactly
May 28, 2022 at 11:03 p.m.
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Quoting: LukaTAG
It's funny, even with this roster they are nowhere close to making the playoffs


but mediocrity is better than losing smile
May 28, 2022 at 11:04 p.m.
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Quoting: TampaBayLightning22
Dallas easily matches the Jake Oettinger offer sheet, And Jim Nill sends Bill Armstrong a cigar and bottle of Champagne.

Johnny Gaudreau, Andrew Copp, John Klingberg, Ben Chiarot and Marc-Andre Fleury don't sign with dumpster fire Arizona.


fam its satire
May 28, 2022 at 11:05 p.m.
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Quoting: trademaster20
fam its satire


Satire AKA Coyote pipedream. Gotcha.
May 28, 2022 at 11:06 p.m.
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Quoting: TampaBayLightning22
Satire AKA Coyote pipedream. Gotcha.


again, that's assuming coyotes fans exist
May 28, 2022 at 11:07 p.m.
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Quoting: trademaster20
again, that's assuming coyotes fans exist


Well they're down to 5,000 now for the foreseeable future. tears of joy
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May 28, 2022 at 11:08 p.m.
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Quoting: TampaBayLightning22
Well they're down to 5,000 now for the foreseeable future. tears of joy


poor arizona man, they are gonna use the asu arena and not even the asu students are gonna watch their games
May 28, 2022 at 11:10 p.m.
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No
May 28, 2022 at 11:10 p.m.
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Quoting: trademaster20
poor arizona man, they are gonna use the asu arena and not even the asu students are gonna watch their games


That team is becoming the laughing stock of the league, Their whole 25 years in Arizona they' have lost money. They're bleeding in the red.
May 28, 2022 at 11:11 p.m.
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Quoting: Pags71
No doubt every big free agent is dreaming of playing in front of 5,000 fans in a beer league arena.


Quoting: sens65
Exactly


how did they resign Travis Boyd then?
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May 28, 2022 at 11:12 p.m.
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Quoting: TampaBayLightning22
That team is becoming the laughing stock of the league, Their whole 25 years in Arizona they' have lost money. They're bleeding in the red.

at this point, just move the team to quebec city. at least bettman can gain profits there more than some team using an uni arena in the desert
May 28, 2022 at 11:12 p.m.
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Quoting: cartersNo1
No


yes
May 28, 2022 at 11:12 p.m.
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Quoting: TuckerPoolman
how did they resign Travis Boyd then?


sign him to a min contract, hell yeaaaaaaaaaaaa
May 28, 2022 at 11:46 p.m.
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Quoting: trademaster20
yes


No just no. Gaudreau is gonna take WAY more to come to the desert. Save you r money for matthews
May 29, 2022 at 12:59 a.m.
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Lol you got us good. Great post bro!
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May 29, 2022 at 9:20 a.m.
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Quoting: cartersNo1
No just no. Gaudreau is gonna take WAY more to come to the desert. Save you r money for matthews


mate can't even tell that this isn't a serious post
 
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