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Created by: Cardiak
Team: 2022-23 Carolina Hurricanes
Initial Creation Date: Jul. 15, 2022
Published: Jul. 15, 2022
Salary Cap Mode: Basic
Description
The two Jordan’s have a open ice collision merging them into one person and are now Siamese twins
Free Agent Signings
RFAYEARSCAP HIT
8$8,500,000
2$4,200,000
Offer Sheets
Offer sheet annual average (AAV) is calculated by dividing the contract value by the lower of: 1. The contract length, or 2. Five years
PLAYERAAVCOMPENSATION
Puljujärvi, Jesse$4,200,000
2023 2nd round pick
Trades
1.
CAR
  1. Laine, Patrik [RFA Rights]
CBJ
  1. Gardiner, Jake
  2. Morrow, Scott [Reserve List]
  3. Necas, Martin [RFA Rights]
  4. 2024 1st round pick (CAR)
  5. 2025 1st round pick (CAR)
2.
CAR
  1. Soucy, Carson ($1,375,000 retained)
SEA
  1. Bear, Ethan [RFA Rights]
  2. 2024 2nd round pick (CAR)
3.
CAR
  1. Lindholm, Elias ($1,850,000 retained)
Additional Details:
Can you just like give him back
CGY
  1. Gunler, Noel
  2. Heimosalmi, Aleksi
  3. Ponomarev, Vasili
  4. Raanta, Antti
  5. 2023 1st round pick (CAR)
Additional Details:
Flames also receive: a night with rods ex wife who was banging Lindros in the 90s
DraftRound 1Round 2Round 3Round 4Round 5Round 6Round 7
2023
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Logo of the CAR
Logo of the CAR
Logo of the CAR
Logo of the CHI
Logo of the CAR
2024
Logo of the PHI
Logo of the CAR
Logo of the CAR
Logo of the CAR
Logo of the CAR
Logo of the CAR
2025
Logo of the CAR
Logo of the CAR
Logo of the CAR
Logo of the CAR
Logo of the CAR
Logo of the CAR
ROSTER SIZESALARY CAPCAP HITOVERAGES TooltipBONUSESCAP SPACE
20$82,500,000$81,896,917$112,500$582,500$603,083
Left WingCentreRight Wing
$8,500,000$8,500,000
C, RW, LW
UFA - 4
Logo of the Carolina Hurricanes
$8,460,250$8,460,250
C
UFA - 2
$4,200,000$4,200,000
RW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Carolina Hurricanes
$7,000,000$7,000,000
LW
M-NTC
UFA - 1
Logo of the Calgary Flames
$3,000,000$3,000,000
C, RW
UFA - 2
Logo of the Carolina Hurricanes
$5,400,000$5,400,000
LW, RW
M-NTC
UFA - 2
Logo of the Carolina Hurricanes
$7,750,000$7,750,000
LW, RW
UFA - 7
Logo of the Carolina Hurricanes
$4,820,000$4,820,000
C
UFA - 8
Logo of the Carolina Hurricanes
$894,167$894,167 (Performance Bonus$500,000$500K)
RW
RFA - 2
Logo of the Carolina Hurricanes
$1,500,000$1,500,000
RW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Carolina Hurricanes
$925,000$925,000
C
RFA - 2
Logo of the Carolina Hurricanes
$2,000,000$2,000,000
RW
UFA - 1
Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
Logo of the Carolina Hurricanes
$5,300,000$5,300,000
LD
M-NTC
UFA - 3
Logo of the Carolina Hurricanes
$5,280,000$5,280,000
RD
M-NTC
UFA - 3
Logo of the Carolina Hurricanes
$4,500,000$4,500,000
G
M-NTC
UFA - 1
Logo of the Carolina Hurricanes
$5,250,000$5,250,000
LD
M-NTC
UFA - 2
Logo of the Carolina Hurricanes
$4,025,000$4,025,000
RD
M-NTC
UFA - 2
Logo of the Carolina Hurricanes
$762,500$762,500
RD
UFA - 2
Logo of the Carolina Hurricanes
$842,500$842,500 (Performance Bonus$82,500$82K)
G
UFA - 1
Logo of the Seattle Kraken
$1,375,000$1,375,000
LD/RD
UFA - 1
ScratchesInjured Reserve (IR)Long Term IR (LTIR)
Logo of the Carolina Hurricanes
$6,000,000$6,000,000
C, LW
NMC
UFA - 1
Logo of the Carolina Hurricanes
$1,800,000$1,800,000
LW, RW
UFA - 2

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Jul. 15, 2022 at 3:31 a.m.
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I know this post is a joke, but that’s the single most tempting Laine proposal I’ve seen.
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Jul. 15, 2022 at 3:39 a.m.
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AM19
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I actually think there is a world where the Jackets accept this. It's a very good offer. But with the Gaudreau signing I just don't know if it makes sense to trade him within the division given the team's new competitive timeline.
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Jul. 15, 2022 at 4:26 a.m.
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Quoting: benjgc
I know this post is a joke, but that’s the single most tempting Laine proposal I’ve seen.


Quoting: AM19
I actually think there is a world where the Jackets accept this. It's a very good offer. But with the Gaudreau signing I just don't know if it makes sense to trade him within the division given the team's new competitive timeline.


Yea I honestly made this with like semi seriousness. The Seattle and Columbus trades are pretty serious if I do say so. It is hard for the canes to do a laine trade based on the current cap situation. They would have to unload one of their guys over 5m AAV to make it work. Pre patches I think the canes pull the trigger on a guy like laine but now that they have him, they probably don’t have the cap to move for him. Maybe next year though if laine signs a deal that’s shorter term and he is on a bridge deal. Playing with Johnny tho will definitely bolster his value so I’d imagine he doesn’t get moved. The Johnny move basically seals his future in Columbus
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