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Created by: Andy_Dick

Team: 2023-24 Montreal Canadiens

Initial Creation Date: Apr. 8, 2023

Published: Apr. 8, 2023

Salary Cap Mode: Basic

Description

Heard cringe nerd king Jfresh say that shooting from a defenseman should never happen as the percentages for a shot are too low lmao.

Talk about leaving no room for nuance.

I swear anyone that quotes this guy has no clue and has never played the game

Free Agent Signings

RESERVE LIST	YEARS	CAP HIT
Engström, Adam	3	$925,000
Hutson, Lane	3	$925,000
Kapanen, Oliver	3	$925,000

RFA	YEARS	CAP HIT
Beaudin, Nicolas	3	$850,000
Caufield, Cole	6	$7,500,000
Gurianov, Denis	2	$1,500,000
Harvey-Pinard, Rafaël	3	$2,200,000
Ylönen, Jesse	1	$1,000,000
Dubois, Pierre-Luc	8	$7,500,000

CREATED		YEARS	CAP HIT
Benson, Zach		3	$950,000

Trades

MTL

Dubois, Pierre-Luc [RFA Rights]

WPG

Armia, Joel
Heineman, Emil
2023 1st round pick (FLA)
2023 4th round pick (PIT)

Additional Details:

Heineman's dominance in the AHL will cancel out the worsening of the Cats pick from top15-top20

MTL

2023 6th round pick (OTT)

PHI

Primeau, Cayden

Buyouts

Karl Alzner: $833,333
Mike Hoffman: $1,166,667

Draft	Round 1	Round 2	Round 3	Round 4	Round 5	Round 6	Round 7
2023
2024
2025

ROSTER

LONG-TERM OUTLOOK

EMBED

TEXT-EMBED

ROSTER SIZE	SALARY CAP	CAP HIT	OVERAGES	BONUSES	CAP SPACE
23	$86,500,000	$71,073,333	$1,170,000	$4,752,500	$15,426,667

Left Wing	Centre	Right Wing
Caufield, Cole $7,500,000$7,500,000 LW, RW UFA - 8	Suzuki, Nick $7,875,000$7,875,000 C UFA - 7	Dubois, Pierre-Luc $7,500,000$7,500,000 C UFA - 8
Gurianov, Denis $1,500,000$1,500,000 RW, LW UFA - 1	Dach, Kirby $3,362,500$3,362,500 C, RW RFA - 3	Anderson, Josh $5,500,000$5,500,000 RW, LW M-NTC UFA - 4
Harvey-Pinard, Rafaël $2,200,000$2,200,000 LW, RW RFA - 2	Dvorak, Christian $4,450,000$4,450,000 C M-NTC UFA - 2	Slafkovsky, Juraj $950,000$950,000 ($3,500,000$4M) RW, LW RFA - 2
	Beck, Owen $885,000$885,000 C RFA - 4	Gallagher, Brendan $6,500,000$6,500,000 RW, LW M-NTC, NMC UFA - 4
Farrell, Sean $897,500$897,500 ($557,500$558K) RW, LW RFA - 2

Left Defense	Right Defense	Goaltender
Matheson, Michael $4,875,000$4,875,000 LD M-NTC UFA - 3	Savard, David $3,500,000$3,500,000 RD UFA - 2	Allen, Jake $1,925,000$1,925,000 G M-NTC UFA - 2
Guhle, Kaiden $863,333$863,333 ($420,000$420K) LD/RD RFA - 2		Montembeault, Samuel $1,000,000$1,000,000 G UFA - 1
Harris, Jordan $1,400,000$1,400,000 LD/RD RFA - 2	Barron, Justin $925,000$925,000 ($275,000$275K) RD RFA - 1
	Xhekaj, Arber $828,333$828,333 LD/RD RFA - 1

Scratches	Injured Reserve (IR)	Long Term IR (LTIR)
Evans, Jake $1,700,000$1,700,000 C UFA - 2		Price, Carey $10,500,000$10,500,000 G NMC UFA - 3
Ylönen, Jesse $1,000,000$1,000,000 RW, LW RFA - 1		Edmundson, Joel $875,000$875,000 LD/RD M-NTC UFA - 1
Kovacevic, Johnathan $766,667$766,667 RD UFA - 2

Mar. 27 at 4:57 p.m.

#51

JoeROFLCOPTER

Joe

Joined: Nov. 2022

Posts: 7,809

Likes: 5,678

Quoting: Leafsfan98

Just saying, The guy was right 🤷‍♂️

Over a year old comment 😭

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Mar. 27 at 5:00 p.m.

#52

Leafsfan98

Leafs going to Leafs

Joined: Dec. 2022

Posts: 10,481

Likes: 3,180

Quoting: JoeROFLCOPTER

Over a year old comment 😭

And?

Mar. 27 at 5:03 p.m.

#53

JoeROFLCOPTER

Joe

Joined: Nov. 2022

Posts: 7,809

Likes: 5,678

Edited Mar. 27 at 5:09 p.m.

Quoting: Leafsfan98

And?

You're calling back on a year old comment on ****in CF.
If you don't see how pathetic that is, I can't help you.

Mar. 27 at 6:06 p.m.

#54

Leafsfan98

Leafs going to Leafs

Joined: Dec. 2022

Posts: 10,481

Likes: 3,180

Quoting: JoeROFLCOPTER

You're calling back on a year old comment on ****in CF.
If you don't see how pathetic that is, I can't help you.

Not really... was looking for Liligren's Fresh card for free and found this forum and thought it was hilarious

Mar. 27 at 8:01 p.m.

#55

JoeROFLCOPTER

Joe

Joined: Nov. 2022

Posts: 7,809

Likes: 5,678

Quoting: Leafsfan98

Not really... was looking for Liligren's Fresh card for free and found this forum and thought it was hilarious

I certainly agree that something is hilarious on this thread

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Mar. 27 at 11:16 p.m.

#56

Leafsfan98

Leafs going to Leafs

Joined: Dec. 2022

Posts: 10,481

Likes: 3,180

Quoting: JoeROFLCOPTER

I certainly agree that something is hilarious on this thread

My old comments saying the Leafs couldn't afford to pay Nylander more than 10?

Mar. 28 at 2:39 a.m.

#57

Andy_Dick

Thread Starter

Banned

Joined: Feb. 2022

Posts: 5,094

Likes: 2,376

Quoting: JoeROFLCOPTER

I certainly agree that something is hilarious on this thread

Really weird ppl frequent these forums whom like to feel tall with maybe 12 ppl total that see these threads.

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Mar. 28 at 11:12 a.m.

#58

JoeROFLCOPTER

Joe

Joined: Nov. 2022

Posts: 7,809

Likes: 5,678

Quoting: Andy_Dick

Really weird ppl frequent these forums whom like to feel tall with maybe 12 ppl total that see these threads.

It's actually funny

Mar. 28 at 6:39 p.m.

#59

Andy_Dick

Thread Starter

Banned

Joined: Feb. 2022

Posts: 5,094

Likes: 2,376

Quoting: JoeROFLCOPTER

It's actually funny

Some of them have their usernames as twitter handles. Do not research that.. cough pronouns cough batimore bridge collapsed because of racism cough

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