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Jfresh jknows nothing

Created by: Andy_Dick
Team: 2023-24 Montreal Canadiens
Initial Creation Date: Apr. 8, 2023
Published: Apr. 8, 2023
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Heard cringe nerd king Jfresh say that shooting from a defenseman should never happen as the percentages for a shot are too low lmao.

Talk about leaving no room for nuance.

I swear anyone that quotes this guy has no clue and has never played the game
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LD
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C
UFA - 2
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$10,500,000$10,500,000
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NMC
UFA - 3
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$1,000,000$1,000,000
RW, LW
RFA - 1
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$875,000$875,000
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Apr. 8, 2023 at 11:52 a.m.
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Winnipeg declines in a heartbeat. No top prospect and a cap dump
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Apr. 8, 2023 at 11:54 a.m.
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It's so funny seeing JFresh fall for bait
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Apr. 8, 2023 at 11:55 a.m.
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Quoting: JoeROFLCOPTER
It's so funny seeing JFresh fall for bait


Stats will explain everything in the most random sport... wait, I'm a graphic designer, not a statistician. Jfresh in a nutshell. He's that crypto bro that thinks he's a stock trader vibes.
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Apr. 8, 2023 at 11:58 a.m.
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Habs fans on here don't like Jfresh because all the players you guys move on here for a first rounder are players he's created cards for proving they're bums. Not everything he claims will be correct, but overall he knows his stuff. There's plenty of former NHL players who turned into analysts who have bad takes all the time. Jfresh knows his stuff.
Apr. 8, 2023 at 12:00 p.m.
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Quoting: Mr_Gardoki
Habs fans on here don't like Jfresh because all the players you guys move on here for a first rounder are players he's created cards for proving they're bums. Not everything he claims will be correct, but overall he knows his stuff. There's plenty of former NHL players who turned into analysts who have bad takes all the time. Jfresh knows his stuff.


lmao. Wrong. You obviously dont get out much. Canucks fans, Oilers fans. Literally anyone that can tell the difference between war stats and play on the ice. But tell me you dont know whats going on without telling me.



Apr. 8, 2023 at 12:01 p.m.
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Obviously there is value in point shots for things like deflections and rebounds as well as utilizing the extra time and space Dmen tend to have, but it is true that point shots themselves have low scoring possibility and there are a ton of defensemen in the NHL who regularly waste awesome offensive zone shifts by floating and easy wrister into the glove of the opposing goalie. Most of the time, I’d rather see the defenseman dump the puck in the corner rather than take the shot unless there is decent traffic in front and you have one or two good tip-in/net from guys on the ice
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Apr. 8, 2023 at 12:03 p.m.
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The stats he makes are alright. his opinion on the stast are usually trash. Being good at stats and interpretating them are 2 different things.
Apr. 8, 2023 at 12:05 p.m.
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Jfresh is very annoying but so are habs fans thinking every player on their team is super valuable
Apr. 8, 2023 at 12:07 p.m.
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Quoting: The_Rocket
Obviously there is value in point shots for things like deflections and rebounds as well as utilizing the extra time and space Dmen tend to have, but it is true that point shots themselves have low scoring possibility and there are a ton of defensemen in the NHL who regularly waste awesome offensive zone shifts by floating and easy wrister into the glove of the opposing goalie. Most of the time, I’d rather see the defenseman dump the puck in the corner rather than take the shot unless there is decent traffic in front and you have one or two good tip-in/net from guys on the ice


the thing is most plays in the offensive zone dont end up in a goal statisticly. So its easy to say that you should avoid doing something because it wont resulst in a goal because most plays dont results in a goal. its as much of a good take as saying '' you should try having more breakaway '' or even with your examples i can say ''when you dump the puck it will never go in the net, therefore you should shoot the puck instead ''. I know thats not what you mean and it doesnt make much sense, I'm just trying to say stats.without context lile Jfresh is using are meaningless.
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Apr. 8, 2023 at 12:11 p.m.
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lmao. Wrong. You obviously dont get out much. Canucks fans, Oilers fans. Literally anyone that can tell the difference between war stats and play on the ice. But tell me you dont know whats going on without telling me.





What’s wrong with this player card?
Apr. 8, 2023 at 12:20 p.m.
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Quoting: Koskinen_The_Great
lmao. Wrong. You obviously dont get out much. Canucks fans, Oilers fans. Literally anyone that can tell the difference between war stats and play on the ice. But tell me you dont know whats going on without telling me.





war stats are reflective of on-ice play so im not really sure what you're getting at. It doesnt incorporate anything like size or hitting or mental impact on the opposition, but the stats are based on what happens during the game on the ice
Apr. 8, 2023 at 12:47 p.m.
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Quoting: Mr_Gardoki
Habs fans on here don't like Jfresh because all the players you guys move on here for a first rounder are players he's created cards for proving they're bums. Not everything he claims will be correct, but overall he knows his stuff. There's plenty of former NHL players who turned into analysts who have bad takes all the time. Jfresh knows his stuff.


Penguins fan. JFresh burner alert.
Apr. 8, 2023 at 12:59 p.m.
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Quoting: Koskinen_The_Great
lmao. Wrong. You obviously dont get out much. Canucks fans, Oilers fans. Literally anyone that can tell the difference between war stats and play on the ice. But tell me you dont know whats going on without telling me.





The fact you defaulted to Josh Anderson only proves my point. You're projecting and you can't handle the truth. I can't wait until Jfresh posts a positive card for a Hab. You guys will be singing his praises.

Love how predictable you guys are.
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Apr. 8, 2023 at 12:59 p.m.
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Penguins fan. JFresh burner alert.


Habs fan. Well... that's all I really need to say on here. Everyone else will fill in the blanks.
Apr. 8, 2023 at 1:00 p.m.
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Quoting: JoeROFLCOPTER
Penguins fan. JFresh burner alert.


Rotflmao

I knew the bait would work

He’s definitely here with a million alias. I refuse to believe so many posters can’t see through his garbage takes.
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Apr. 8, 2023 at 1:02 p.m.
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Quoting: Mr_Gardoki
Habs fan. Well... that's all I really need to say on here. Everyone else will fill in the blanks.


I love the Canadiens!
They're probably my 8th-9th favorite team!!!!
Apr. 8, 2023 at 1:03 p.m.
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Quoting: drambui
the thing is most plays in the offensive zone dont end up in a goal statisticly. So its easy to say that you should avoid doing something because it wont resulst in a goal because most plays dont results in a goal. its as much of a good take as saying '' you should try having more breakaway '' or even with your examples i can say ''when you dump the puck it will never go in the net, therefore you should shoot the puck instead ''. I know thats not what you mean and it doesnt make much sense, I'm just trying to say stats.without context lile Jfresh is using are meaningless.


Lack of nuance. Jfresh and Dom simply don’t know how to filter the stats properly. They only do it when it suits their narrative.
The fact Dom still thinks the Leafs should be favoured in every playoff series is such a giant tell.
The Passion.
Apr. 8, 2023 at 1:03 p.m.
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I love the Canadiens!
They're probably my 8th-9th favorite team!!!!


This is a joke by the way. I only care about two teams and neither of them happen to be the Canadiens.
Apr. 8, 2023 at 1:06 p.m.
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This is a joke by the way. I only care about two teams and neither of them happen to be the Canadiens.


Too late. You said something positive about the Habs. Prepare to have trolls all over your takes. Embrace the hate. Nuance isn’t only lost on jfresh but most that post here.
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Apr. 8, 2023 at 1:06 p.m.
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Lack of nuance. Jfresh and Dom simply don’t know how to filter the stats properly. They only do it when it suits their narrative.
The fact Dom still thinks the Leafs should be favoured in every playoff series is such a giant tell.
The Passion.


There's some statician out there that blindly follows NHLe (essentially point-scoring adjusted at to an NHL level). He's worse than both of those guys. Said a Red Wings prospect, Marco Kasper, needs probably two years in the AHL.

Marco Kasper is a two-way player. He wasn't drafted for his point production. He was regarded as one of the most NHL ready prospects in the 2022 draft.

Less than a week player he played his first game and the Wings won 5-2 against the Leafs, he was the 2nd line center. He also played with a broken kneecap for most of the game.
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Apr. 8, 2023 at 1:06 p.m.
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Quoting: Koskinen_The_Great
Rotflmao

I knew the bait would work

He’s definitely here with a million alias. I refuse to believe so many posters can’t see through his garbage takes.


See, I'd normally refuse to believe that so many Habs fans could not understand stats, but it's apparent they do, they just don't like the results therefore they must crap on them. You realize most people on this board don't take you or most Habs fans seriously, right?
Apr. 8, 2023 at 1:08 p.m.
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Quoting: Mr_Gardoki
See, I'd normally refuse to believe that so many Habs fans could not understand stats, but it's apparent they do, they just don't like the results therefore they must crap on them. You realize most people on this board don't take you or most Habs fans seriously, right?


Alright Jfresh
Apr. 8, 2023 at 1:08 p.m.
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Quoting: Mr_Gardoki
You realize most people on this board don't take you or most Habs fans seriously, right?


Oof.

Now who’s projecting?

I’ve been ignoring you for the most part

Don’t you realize I havent responded to much of your posts
Apr. 8, 2023 at 1:12 p.m.
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Oof.

Now who’s projecting?

I’ve been ignoring you for the most part

Don’t you realize I havent responded to much of your posts


You've responded to statement I've made and no, I don't pay attention to who does or does not respond to me on this board. My world isn't that small.
Apr. 8, 2023 at 1:39 p.m.
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Zero chance Winnipeg accepts a cap dump and a C/D prospect when they can easily get more elsewhere.
 
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