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Miss Lippys Car Is Green

Created by: IDKtbh
Team: 2023-24 Detroit Red Wings
Initial Creation Date: May 21, 2023
Published: May 22, 2023
Salary Cap Mode: Basic
Description
I would assume I’m a little light on the Pionk & Chandler deals. Also, Billy likes to drink soda.
Free Agent Signings
RFAYEARSCAP HIT
3$1,825,000
UFAYEARSCAP HIT
2$4,000,000
Trades
1.
DET
  1. Pionk, Neal
WPG
  1. Chiarot, Ben
  2. 2023 2nd round pick (DET)
  3. 2024 2nd round pick (DET)
2.
DET
  1. Hakanpää, Jani
DAL
  1. Kubalik, Dominik
3.
DET
  1. Stephenson, Chandler
VGK
  1. Lombardi, Amadeus
  2. Zadina, Filip
  3. 2023 3rd round pick (DET)
  4. 2025 2nd round pick (DET)
Buyouts
Retained Salary Transactions
DraftRound 1Round 2Round 3Round 4Round 5Round 6Round 7
2023
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2024
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2025
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ROSTER SIZESALARY CAPCAP HITOVERAGES TooltipBONUSESCAP SPACE
20$84,000,000$61,625,555$0$5,315,000$22,374,445
Left WingCentreRight Wing
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Waivers ExemptBerggren, Jonatan
$925,000$925,000
RW, LW
RFA - 1
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Larkin, Dylan
$8,700,000$8,700,000
C
NTC
UFA - 8
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Raymond, Lucas
$925,000$925,000 (Performance Bonus$2,500,000$2M)
RW, LW
RFA - 1
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Rasmussen, Michael
$1,460,000$1,460,000
LW, C
UFA - 1
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Waivers ExemptKasper, Marco
$918,333$918,333 (Performance Bonus$1,000,000$1M)
C
RFA - 3
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Perron, David
$4,750,000$4,750,000
RW, LW
M-NTC
UFA - 1
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Waivers ExemptSöderblom, Elmer
$878,333$878,333 (Performance Bonus$57,500$58K)
LW, C
RFA - 2
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Stephenson, Chandler
$2,750,000$2,750,000
C, LW
UFA - 1
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Copp, Andrew
$5,625,000$5,625,000
C, LW, RW
M-NTC
UFA - 4
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Fabbri, Robby
$4,000,000$4,000,000
LW
UFA - 2
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Veleno, Joseph
$1,825,000$1,825,000
C
RFA - 1
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Waivers ExemptMazur, Carter
$905,833$905,833 (Performance Bonus$57,500$58K)
LW
RFA - 3
Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
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Walman, Jake
$3,400,000$3,400,000
LD
M-NTC
UFA - 3
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Seider, Moritz
$863,333$863,333 (Performance Bonus$850,000$850K)
RD
RFA - 1
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Husso, Ville
$4,750,000$4,750,000
G
M-NTC
UFA - 2
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Määttä, Olli
$3,000,000$3,000,000
LD
UFA - 2
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Pionk, Neal
$5,875,000$5,875,000
RD
M-NTC
UFA - 2
Andersen, Frederik
$4,000,000$4,000,000
G
UFA - 2
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Waivers ExemptEdvinsson, Simon
$894,167$894,167 (Performance Bonus$850,000$850K)
LD
RFA - 3
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Hakanpää, Jani
$1,500,000$1,500,000
RD
UFA - 1

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May 22, 2023 at 3:21 p.m.
#1
buffbry
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I can't stop laughing 🤣😅🤣😅

Thank you very much miss lippy!
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May 22, 2023 at 3:22 p.m.
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IDKtbh
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Quoting: buffbry
I can't stop laughing 🤣😅🤣😅

Thank you very much miss lippy!

“Billy, u forgot your stuff” 😂😂
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May 22, 2023 at 3:26 p.m.
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“I’d rather have a beer..”
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May 22, 2023 at 3:32 p.m.
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Haha love the title! I don't want Freddy. He is very injury prone and leaky at the worst times! Also he will command too much money for the player he is. Would love the poink deal only if it means getting chairot out of here. Not crazy about pionk but he fills a need and helps move out a really bad contract.
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May 22, 2023 at 3:36 p.m.
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buffbry
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Quoting: IDKtbh
“Billy, u forgot your stuff” 😂😂


Alright but if you stay home, you're gonna help me shave my armpits!

Alright I'll go to school
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May 22, 2023 at 3:40 p.m.
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IDKtbh
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Quoting: CoachCoach
“I’d rather have a beer..”

Lmao, how bout you sideburns u want some a dis milk 😂
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May 22, 2023 at 3:41 p.m.
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Quoting: Adirn22
Haha love the title! I don't want Freddy. He is very injury prone and leaky at the worst times! Also he will command too much money for the player he is. Would love the poink deal only if it means getting chairot out of here. Not crazy about pionk but he fills a need and helps move out a really bad contract.

Yeah maybe a 1 year deal for Freddy would be worth it. It’s not like we’d need him to play a ton with Husso getting a majority of the starts.
May 22, 2023 at 3:42 p.m.
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Quoting: buffbry
Alright but if you stay home, you're gonna help me shave my armpits!

Alright I'll go to school

Hey, I’ll trade ya this banana for the rest of that snack pack
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May 22, 2023 at 3:44 p.m.
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How about you, sideburns? You want some of this Pionk?
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May 22, 2023 at 3:47 p.m.
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Quoting: NHLfan10506
How about you, sideburns? You want some of this Pionk?

Who would steal 30 bag a lunches?
May 22, 2023 at 3:53 p.m.
#11
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Quoting: IDKtbh
Who would steal 30 bag a lunches?


When I graduated first grade, all my dad did was tell me to get a job.
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