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JR needs to slow his roll

Created by: Prime_Jimbo
Team: 2023-24 Vancouver Canucks
Initial Creation Date: Mar. 5, 2024
Published: Mar. 5, 2024
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These reports are coming across desperate AF.
Trades
1.
VAN
  1. Forbort, Derek
  2. Harrison, Brett
  3. 2025 1st round pick (BOS)
BOS
  1. Lindholm, Elias ($1,850,000 retained)
2.
VAN
  1. Guentzel, Jake ($3,000,000 retained)
PIT
  1. Forbort, Derek
  2. Harrison, Brett
  3. Räty, Aatu
  4. 2025 1st round pick (VAN)
  5. 2025 2nd round pick (VAN)
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Retained Salary Transactions
DraftRound 1Round 2Round 3Round 4Round 5Round 6Round 7
2024
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2026
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ROSTER SIZESALARY CAPCAP HITOVERAGES TooltipBONUSESCAP SPACE
23$83,500,000$80,880,417$850,000$0$2,619,583
Left WingCentreRight Wing
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$1,600,000$1,600,000
C, LW
UFA - 2
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$8,000,000$8,000,000
C, LW, RW
NMC
UFA - 7
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$6,650,000$6,650,000
RW
UFA - 2
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$1,500,000$1,500,000
LW, RW
M-NTC
UFA - 1
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$7,350,000$7,350,000
C, LW
UFA - 1
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$1,100,000$1,100,000
LW, RW
RFA - 2
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$825,000$825,000
LW
UFA - 1
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$1,900,000$1,900,000
C, LW
UFA - 1
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$4,950,000$4,950,000
RW, LW
UFA - 3
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$4,750,000$4,750,000
LW, RW
M-NTC
UFA - 3
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$883,750$883,750
C
RFA - 1
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$1,150,000$1,150,000
RW, C, LW
UFA - 1
Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
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$7,850,000$7,850,000
LD
UFA - 4
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$4,400,000$4,400,000
RD
RFA - 1
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$5,000,000$5,000,000
G
UFA - 3
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$3,250,000$3,250,000
LD/RD
NTC
UFA - 3
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$6,000,000$6,000,000
RD
M-NTC
UFA - 1
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$1,800,000$1,800,000
G
UFA - 1
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$3,750,000$3,750,000
LD/RD
UFA - 1
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$3,000,000$3,000,000
LD/RD
UFA - 1
ScratchesInjured Reserve (IR)Long Term IR (LTIR)
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$775,000$775,000
RD
UFA - 2
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$2,500,000$2,500,000
RD
UFA - 2
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$775,000$775,000
LD/RD
UFA - 1
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$775,000$775,000
LD
UFA - 2
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$775,000$775,000
LW
UFA - 2

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Mar. 5 at 5:05 p.m.
#26
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Quoting: Prime_Jimbo
Prepare to get a soggy 4am Vegas strip burrito deal as he strolls off to the Knights and they destroy everyone


That sounds like a Vancouver problem, not a me problem. I could give a flying F if Vegas wins
Mar. 5 at 5:05 p.m.
#27
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Quoting: batman
This guy has BALLS. Bro was ready to trade Pettersson mid season. If he ****s up here he’s losing his job.


But for Vancouver, how can you go after the wrong guy? How can you make a mistake like that. Did they evaluate and study both players?


Maybe he thought Lindholm came with Gaudreau and Tkachuk?
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Mar. 5 at 5:07 p.m.
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Quoting: pens1991
That sounds like a Vancouver problem, not a me problem. I could give a flying F if Vegas wins


Lol nope. Sounds like a Dubas problem. His true colors will show soon enough. Good luck with a Vegas first, korzack and some other pleb.
Mar. 5 at 5:08 p.m.
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Quoting: SharkTank
Maybe he thought Lindholm came with Gaudreau and Tkachuk?


When I saw Lindholm scoring 2 goals in his first game I thought it was over.

Sweeney is smiling in the Bruins Headquarters. Bro is only going to pay a 1st for him now and the price was 1st +++ before with Calgary .
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Mar. 5 at 5:09 p.m.
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Quoting: Prime_Jimbo
Lol nope. Sounds like a Dubas problem. His true colors will show soon enough. Good luck with a Vegas first, korzack and some other pleb.


The knights "destroying everyone" is literally not a pens problem cause they won't be in the playoffs lmao.

I was kind of routing for the Canucks to make a cup run, but you're such an ornery old f*** that I now would love to watch them lose.
Mar. 5 at 5:09 p.m.
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Quoting: jfkst1
Lindholm has sucked for both Calgary and Vancouver this season. I would think he has greatly harmed his extension at this rate.


He probably fumbled 2M AAV. Went from 9M to now 7M.
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Mar. 5 at 5:11 p.m.
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Quoting: Prime_Jimbo
Lol nope. Sounds like a Dubas problem. His true colors will show soon enough. Good luck with a Vegas first, korzack and some other pleb.


Wdym his true colours?
Mar. 5 at 5:14 p.m.
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Quoting: batman
Wdym his true colours?


Imo, Dubas is overrated and impatient and benefited from unreal talent in TO. Though that never amounted to much. Sure the East is/was a beast but he didn't transform TO. He didn't elevate them. 'm suggesting he won't get incredible return for Jake that we see on these ACGMs.
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Mar. 5 at 5:14 p.m.
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I think VAN made the move early for Lindholm because they were scared to see Pettersson leave. At the time they traded For Lindholm, Guentzel wasn’t 100% available.

If I’m Boston, I’m starting to offer a 2ND ++ after what Lindholm did with 2 teams. Sweeney has all the leverage
Mar. 5 at 5:16 p.m.
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Quoting: batman
When I saw Lindholm scoring 2 goals in his first game I thought it was over.

Sweeney is smiling in the Bruins Headquarters. Bro is only going to pay a 1st for him now and the price was 1st +++ before with Calgary .


And Lindholm will produce in Boston.

Pasta and Marchy the Rat will make sure of it.
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Mar. 5 at 5:16 p.m.
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Quoting: SharkTank
And Lindholm will produce in Boston.

Pasta and Marchy the Rat will make sure of it.


Actually Conroy is the biggest winner
Mar. 5 at 5:20 p.m.
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Look at this 3 team

To Vancouver : Jake Guentzel ( 50% ) + 2025 1ST ( BOS ) + Farinacci

To Pittsburgh : 2025 1ST ( VAN ) + 2024 3RD ( VAN ) + Podkolzin + Forbort

To Boston : Lindholm + Ruhwedel
Mar. 5 at 5:25 p.m.
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Quoting: batman
Look at this 3 team

To Vancouver : Jake Guentzel ( 50% ) + 2025 1ST ( BOS ) + Farinacci

To Pittsburgh : 2025 1ST ( VAN ) + 2024 3RD ( VAN ) + Podkolzin + Forbort

To Boston : Lindholm + Ruhwedel


Prepare to be told it's a 1st and prospect short from Pens fans. Guentzel about to reset the rental market wink
Mar. 5 at 5:33 p.m.
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Quoting: Prime_Jimbo
Prepare to be told it's a 1st and prospect short from Pens fans. Guentzel about to reset the rental market wink


Don’t think so. NHL Network proposed a crazy trade and EF said both teams would do it even if it was a LOT. It was VGK 1ST + Brisson + Edstrom for Jake G
Mar. 5 at 5:36 p.m.
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Quoting: Nightowl26
I don't think he's going to Van....I can't see Vegas not getting him


Quoting: Prime_Jimbo
Agreed. It feels so obvious.


JR Loves Guentzel.... are you kidding me.
The only way VAN doesn't get him is if vegas offers something truly crazy.
JR has no problem blowing the wad on a guy he likes.

VAN fans can complain all day, but JR as a GM is something to watch. He's either hitting a grand slam or going out swinging.
This right here is his VAN Kessel moment.
He gave up PIT best prospect and a 1st, 3rd and other stuff.

That was for a guy who ran himself out of TOR.
This is for a guy who JR loves and has been playing lights out the last few years.

JR is going to pay up to get him because he knows he's worth it.
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Mar. 5 at 5:45 p.m.
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Quoting: dons_weeney
Nah Lindholm's value is higher. A proper return would be 2025 1st, Lysell, and a roster player like Grzelcyk. Kinda hard to say no for both sides on that, but even that still feels like a slight underpay from Boston.


No chance thats the offer - there is a reason why Lindholm is getting shopped 14 games after they traded for him. He's not a fit and is going to want a massive deal. Better off waiting until next year to sign him and not give up assets.

Only guy worth trading for is Hanifin if he's willing to extend.
Mar. 5 at 8:19 p.m.
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Quoting: BruinsWoahWoah
No chance thats the offer - there is a reason why Lindholm is getting shopped 14 games after they traded for him. He's not a fit and is going to want a massive deal. Better off waiting until next year to sign him and not give up assets.

Only guy worth trading for is Hanifin if he's willing to extend.


If you can lock Lindholm in for 2c money I'd take it. 7x7 is the most I'd go. If Kadri got the after an 87 (I think) point year + cup win, Lindholm prob isn't getting more than that
Mar. 5 at 11:35 p.m.
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Lindholm was a direct threat to Pettersson. That was the whole point of the move. Now that he's signed, JR can get the guy he really wanted.
 
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