Funny af but unreal

Created by: KingChez

Team: 2020-21 Boston Bruins

Initial Creation Date: Mar. 4, 2021

Published: Mar. 4, 2021

Salary Cap Mode: Basic

Legend

Left Handed

Original Team

Waivers Exempt

Right Handed

Position

Trade Clause

Max Perf. Bonus

Expiry Status

Term Remaining

McDavid, Connor

$12,500,000 ( Performance Bonus

$250,000)

NMC

UFA - 5

Trades

BOS

WSH

Clifton, Connor
Smith, Craig
2021 3rd round pick (BOS)
2021 7th round pick (BOS)
2021 7th round pick (TOR)
2023 3rd round pick (BOS)

BOS

Oleksiak, Jamie

DAL

2021 4th round pick (BOS)
2022 4th round pick (BOS)
2022 6th round pick (BOS)

BOS

Kadri, Nazem
2021 3rd round pick (COL)
2023 5th round pick (COL)

COL

Studnicka, Jack
2021 1st round pick (BOS)

BOS

Gallagher, Brendan
2021 4th round pick (VGK)
2022 7th round pick (STL)

MTL

BOS

Paul, Nicholas
Zub, Artem
2022 3rd round pick (OTT)
2022 7th round pick (SJS)

OTT

Coyle, Charlie
2021 4th round pick (VGK)
2023 5th round pick (COL)

BOS

Subban, P.K.
2021 1st round pick (NJD)

NJD

Carlo, Brandon
2021 2nd round pick (BOS)
2021 3rd round pick (COL)
2022 7th round pick (STL)
2022 7th round pick (SJS)

Retained Salary Transactions

David Backes: $1,500,000 (25%)

Draft	Round 1	Round 2	Round 3	Round 4	Round 5	Round 6	Round 7
2021
2022
2023

ROSTER

LONG-TERM OUTLOOK

EMBED

TEXT-EMBED

ROSTER SIZE	SALARY CAP	CAP HIT	OVERAGES	BONUSES	CAP SPACE
25	$81,500,000	$84,484,898	$964,222	$4,305,000	-$2,984,898

Roster

Left Wing	Centre	Right Wing
Marchand, Brad $6,125,000$6,125,000 LW NMC UFA - 5	Kadri, Nazem $4,500,000$4,500,000 C M-NTC UFA - 2	Gallagher, Brendan $3,750,000$3,750,000 RW, LW NMC UFA - 1
Pastrnak, David $6,666,667$6,666,667 RW UFA - 3	Bergeron, Patrice $6,875,000$6,875,000 C M-NTC, NMC UFA - 2	Wilson, Tom $5,166,667$5,166,667 RW M-NTC UFA - 4
DeBrusk, Jake $3,675,000$3,675,000 RW, LW UFA - 2	Paul, Nicholas $749,250$749,250 C, LW UFA - 2	Wagner, Chris $1,350,000$1,350,000 RW, C UFA - 3
	Kuraly, Sean $1,275,000$1,275,000 C, LW UFA - 1	Bjork, Anders $1,600,000$1,600,000 LW, RW UFA - 3
Ritchie, Nick $1,498,925$1,498,925 LW UFA - 1	Frederic, Trent $925,000$925,000 ($300,000$300K) LW, RW UFA - 1

Left Defense	Right Defense	Goaltender
Subban, P.K. $9,000,000$9,000,000 RD UFA - 2	McAvoy, Charlie $4,900,000$4,900,000 RD UFA - 2	Rask, Tuukka $7,000,000$7,000,000 G UFA - 1
Chara, Zdeno $795,000$795,000 ($730,000$730K) LD NMC UFA - 1	Oleksiak, Jamie $2,137,500$2,137,500 LD/RD UFA - 1	Halák, Jaroslav $2,250,000$2,250,000 ($1,250,000$1M) G UFA - 1
Grzelcyk, Matt $3,687,500$3,687,500 LD UFA - 4
Vaakanainen, Urho $894,167$894,167 ($425,000$425K) LD/RD RFA - 2	Zub, Artem $925,000$925,000 ($850,000$850K) RD UFA - 1

Scratches	Injured Reserve (IR)	Long Term IR (LTIR)
Zboril, Jakub $725,000$725,000 LD/RD UFA - 2	Miller, Kevan $1,250,000$1,250,000 ($750,000$750K) RD UFA - 1
Moore, John $2,750,000$2,750,000 LD UFA - 3	Lauzon, Jérémy $850,000$850,000 LD/RD UFA - 2
Tinordi, Jarred $700,000$700,000 LD UFA - 1

Taxi Squad
Kampfer, Steven $800,000$800,000 ($0$0$0$0) RD UFA - 1
Booth, Callum $700,000$700,000 ($0$0$0$0) G UFA - 1
McKegg, Greg $700,000$700,000 ($0$0$0$0) C, LW UFA - 1

Special Teams

Power Play 1
Marchand, B.		Kadri, N.		Wilson, T.
	Chara, Z.		Oleksiak, J.

Power Play 2
Paul, N.		Bergeron, P.		Gallagher, B.
	Grzelcyk, M.		Subban, P.

Penalty Kill 1
	Marchand, B.	Bergeron, P.
	Chara, Z.	Zub, A.

Penalty Kill 2
	Kadri, N.	Wilson, T.
	Oleksiak, J.	McAvoy, C.

Top Comments

Mar. 4, 2021 at 12:14 p.m.

Bcarlo25

Joined: May 2018

Posts: 21,848

Likes: 7,187

Not seeing the humor, or the unreal.

Mar. 4, 2021 at 12:20 p.m.

Lenny7

Joined: Jan. 2017

Posts: 13,291

Likes: 11,051

Quoting: Bcarlo25

Not seeing the humor, or the unreal.

The "humor" is that this would benthe arse-hole-iest team in the league, and the "unreal" is that it isn't realistic.

Mar. 4, 2021 at 12:25 p.m.

Eli

Who adds what?

Joined: Jul. 2017

Posts: 13,677

Likes: 2,703

Quoting: Lenny7

The "humor" is that this would benthe arse-hole-iest team in the league, and the "unreal" is that it isn't realistic.

The trade prices aren't realistic.

All of these guys are nicer to teammates than Deangelo and nicer off the ice than a few NHLers.

Mar. 4, 2021 at 12:28 p.m.

Lenny7

Joined: Jan. 2017

Posts: 13,291

Likes: 11,051

Quoting: Eli

The trade prices aren't realistic.

All of these guys are nicer to teammates than Deangelo and nicer off the ice than a few NHLers.

I'm aware that they aren't realistic, hence the reason why I mentioned "and the "unreal" is that it isn't realistic."

The OP made this post based on another one earlier, which was also unrealistic, but was a solid attempt (IMO) at humor. Unfortunately it appears as though some didn't pick up on it.

In the case of ADA, there's also a difference between being a grimy hockey player, and being a racist who is extremely soft on the ice.

Eli, KingChez and TheBoyDuddus liked this.

Mar. 4, 2021 at 1:06 p.m.

TheBoyDuddus

Joined: Apr. 2018

Posts: 2,513

Likes: 1,117

Quoting: Lenny7

The "humor" is that this would benthe arse-hole-iest team in the league, and the "unreal" is that it isn't realistic.

Just wanted to say Paul and Zub are really nice people lol

Lenny7 liked this.

See All

DISPLAY SETTING

BETTING ODDS

LOCALE

ARCHIVE

CBA

CALCULATORS

FANTASY HOCKEY TOOLS

TOOLS

PLAYERS

WESTERN CONFERENCE

EASTERN CONFERENCE

INTERACTIVE FEATURES

Funny af but unreal

Legend

Trades

BOS

WSH

BOS

DAL

BOS

COL

BOS

MTL

BOS

OTT

BOS

NJD

Retained Salary Transactions

Roster

Special Teams

Embed Code

Text-Embed

Top Comments