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Big Gonads

Created by: tsyls
Team: 2022-23 Winnipeg Jets
Initial Creation Date: Feb. 8, 2023
Published: Feb. 8, 2023
Salary Cap Mode: Basic
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Left Handed
Original Team
Waivers Exempt
Right Handed
Position
Trade Clause
Max Perf. Bonus
Expiry Status
Term Remaining
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Waivers ExemptMcDavid, Connor
$12,500,000 (Performance Bonus$250,000)
C
NMC
UFA - 5
Description
Time for Chevy to sh*t or get off the pot. Been way too happy with mediocrity and one successful year while committing to sticking with a core for this long.

Jets need to do something to win, and they need to do it now. If the jets don’t win within the next 2-3 years they are going to be rebuilding/retooling anyways. Go all in for 2 more years and let the chips fall where they may.

In this ACGM, I’m proposing that Chevy put his Crown Jewels in a big old wheelbarrow and roll that sucker into some meetings with other GMs. Show them what he’s really made of. Of course we know this would never happen because Chevy has the opposite of big gonads.

Arizona deal is essentially paying them a 2nd to take Pionk. They can use him on the PP and trade him for more than a 2nd in a year or two. Then moving a 1st, Stanley, McGroarty and Rashevsky for Chychrun. American teams like ARI have much better chances at bringing Russians over. Rashevsky could be an impact player in the NHL but just signed a 2 year deal in the KHL so won’t come over until 2025 at least.
Trades
1.
ARI
  1. McGroarty, Rutger [Reserve List]
  2. Pionk, Neal
  3. Rashevsky, Dmitri [Reserve List]
  4. Stanley, Logan
  5. 2024 1st round pick (WPG)
  6. 2024 2nd round pick (WPG)
2.
WPG
  1. Meier, Timo
Additional Details:
Meier comes with extension - 8x9.5 million
SJS
DraftRound 1Round 2Round 3Round 4Round 5Round 6Round 7
2023
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2024
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2025
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ROSTER SIZESALARY CAPCAP HITOVERAGES TooltipBONUSESCAP SPACE
22$82,500,000$77,116,191$0$2,050,000$5,383,809
Left WingCentreRight Wing
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$7,142,857$7,142,857
LW
UFA - 4
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$6,000,000$6,000,000
C
UFA - 1
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$894,167$894,167 (Performance Bonus$850,000$850K)
LW, C
RFA - 2
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$3,000,000$3,000,000
LW, RW
UFA - 1
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$6,125,000$6,125,000
C
M-NTC
UFA - 2
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$6,000,000$6,000,000
RW, LW
M-NTC
UFA - 3
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$925,000$925,000 (Performance Bonus$850,000$850K)
LW, RW
RFA - 1
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$3,250,000$3,250,000
C
M-NTC
UFA - 4
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$8,250,000$8,250,000
RW
M-NTC, NMC
UFA - 2
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$750,000$750,000
C, RW
UFA - 1
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$825,000$825,000
RW
UFA - 1
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$750,000$750,000
LW
UFA - 1
Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
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$6,250,000$6,250,000
LD
NMC
UFA - 6
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$4,600,000$4,600,000
LD/RD
UFA - 3
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$6,166,667$6,166,667
G
UFA - 2
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$3,900,000$3,900,000
LD
UFA - 2
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$3,000,000$3,000,000
RD
M-NTC
UFA - 2
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$900,000$900,000
G
UFA - 1
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$5,950,000$5,950,000
LD/RD
M-NTC
UFA - 3
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$925,000$925,000 (Performance Bonus$350,000$350K)
LD
RFA - 1
ScratchesInjured Reserve (IR)Long Term IR (LTIR)
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$762,500$762,500
LD
UFA - 2
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$750,000$750,000
RW, C
UFA - 1

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Feb. 8, 2023 at 12:21 p.m.
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Benzino204
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Ahhhhhh... I want to keep Lucius.
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Feb. 8, 2023 at 12:53 p.m.
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Lethal top 6 you've got there
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Feb. 8, 2023 at 1:32 p.m.
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Quoting: Benzino204
Ahhhhhh... I want to keep Lucius.


Jets need to seriously go for it now. I’m not sure we see them get a better opportunity to come out of the west than this year. The west is fairly wide open and they need to go for it. Empty the cupboards and go for it now. If they don’t win in 2-3 years they’re rebuilding anyways and will restock the cupboards by trading off assets.
Feb. 8, 2023 at 1:33 p.m.
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Quoting: NoVaSpartan
Lethal top 6 you've got there


Yeah it’s disgusting. I’d love to see it happen. Just doubt Chevy has the sack to do this. Also how close is that ARI deal?
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Feb. 8, 2023 at 1:42 p.m.
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Craig Laughlin Fan
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Quoting: tsyls
Yeah it’s disgusting. I’d love to see it happen. Just doubt Chevy has the sack to do this. Also how close is that ARI deal?


It’s not bad, but I’m not sure Arizona would want to take Pionk back, whether they value him positively or not. Perhaps a 3rd team comes in and grabs Pionk, and Arizona gets some prospects/picks for facilitating it? If Ottawa is still sniffing around for an RD Pionk might be a good consolation prize for them.
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