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Wet Dream Team

Created by: StarWarsFur
Team: 2022-23 Pittsburgh Penguins
Initial Creation Date: Jul. 19, 2022
Published: Jul. 19, 2022
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I'm aware that this won't happen.

If getting Tkachuk means you role the dice on Wilkes players stepping up in the bottom 6, you do it (Bottom 6 is a mess regardless). I'd give up any prospect the Flames see value in to make this trade work, and add more picks if necessary.

For anyone that thinks that's too much, Matt is 24 and a top 10 player in the league, and Zucker and McGinn bring negative value (Calgary can stomach it since they'd have to go into a tear down, might even be able to get a nice package for Zucker at the deadline). This is basically the equivalent of the Juan Soto situation. This deal makes this team an ACTUAL contender.

For those that say its too little, I agree. Alas with Matthew indicating he'll walk in FA, teams will exploit the difficult situation the Flames are in. The Flames aren't going to win a Tkachuk trade.

P.S Blomqvist is gonna be elite
Free Agent Signings
RFAYEARSCAP HIT
8$10,000,000
1$1,600,000
CREATEDYEARSCAP HIT
Blomqvist, Joel
3$900,000
Trades
PIT
  1. Tkachuk, Matthew [RFA Rights]
CGY
  1. Blomqvist, Joel
  2. McGinn, Brock
  3. Pickering, Owen
  4. Poulin, Samuel
  5. Smith, Ty
  6. Zucker, Jason
  7. 2023 1st round pick (PIT)
  8. 2023 2nd round pick (PIT)
  9. 2024 1st round pick (PIT)
Buyouts
DraftRound 1Round 2Round 3Round 4Round 5Round 6Round 7
2023
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2024
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2025
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ROSTER SIZESALARY CAPCAP HITOVERAGES TooltipBONUSESCAP SPACE
21$82,500,000$76,867,259$0$215,000$5,632,741
Left WingCentreRight Wing
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$4,500,000$4,500,000
LW, RW
M-NTC
UFA - 2
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$8,700,000$8,700,000
C
NMC
UFA - 3
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$5,000,000$5,000,000
RW, LW
M-NTC
UFA - 6
$10,000,000$10,000,000
RW
UFA - 8
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$6,100,000$6,100,000
C
NMC
UFA - 4
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$5,125,000$5,125,000
RW, LW
NMC
UFA - 6
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$842,500$842,500 (Performance Bonus$82,500$82K)
RW, LW
UFA - 1
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$2,200,000$2,200,000
C, LW
UFA - 1
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$1,600,000$1,600,000
RW
UFA - 2
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$3,125,000$3,125,000
RW, C
NMC
UFA - 2
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$764,167$764,167 (Performance Bonus$132,500$132K)
C
RFA - 1
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$750,000$750,000
LW
UFA - 1
Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
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$4,100,000$4,100,000
LD
M-NTC
UFA - 1
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$2,343,750$2,343,750
RD
M-NTC, NMC
UFA - 3
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$3,500,000$3,500,000
G
UFA - 1
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$4,025,175$4,025,175
LD
UFA - 3
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$6,100,000$6,100,000
RD
NMC
UFA - 6
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$1,800,000$1,800,000
G
UFA - 2
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$825,000$825,000
LD
RFA - 2
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$2,750,000$2,750,000
LD/RD
UFA - 3
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$800,000$800,000
RD
UFA - 2

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Jul. 19, 2022 at 8:02 p.m.
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you just have to play him on the first line though
Jul. 19, 2022 at 8:02 p.m.
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Why did u have to make it weird and say wet dream team when you could’ve been fine with dream team
Jul. 19, 2022 at 8:15 p.m.
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It would take Guentzel to get Tkachuk.
Jul. 19, 2022 at 8:27 p.m.
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Quoting: Play_Party_Hard
It would take Guentzel to get Tkachuk.


that was what i was thinking
Jul. 19, 2022 at 8:40 p.m.
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that was what i was thinking


Going to give it a go...

Guentzel
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Poulin or Joseph (Joseph if they decide to move Kylington)
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2024 1st Round Pick
Jul. 19, 2022 at 8:51 p.m.
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Quoting: Play_Party_Hard
It would take Guentzel to get Tkachuk.


Quoting: loganocota
that was what i was thinking


Calgary's best option is to rebuild, why would they want a 27 year old whose gonna walk to UFA in 2 years for nothing. If that means that they don't get him, that means someone else is offering a star player.

if the Islanders are offering Barzal + prospects and picks. Just Barzal doesn't cut it, multiple prospects and firsts would probably be preferrable to just Barzal. I could see there being a disconnect here on how much the Islanders are willing to offer in addition to Barzal, don't see Lou going for it.

If the Devils are offering Bratt + prospects and picks. I could see this one.

If the Leaf's are offering Marner. Probably won't happen but fun to think about.

I think if they want premium prospects instead of players, the Wild make a lot of sense with how deep their pool is, Dumba going the other way as well makes the salaries work. CBJ have a pretty deep pool to offer as well. have to get creative or pay a premium to send Voracek the other way, less likely but it would be kinda funny. Kings and Ducks probably have the prospect capital to get it done as well. Overall a lot of teams make more sense as trade partners. But I think throwing in enough picks along with the prospect included above gives the pens a shot. Just my take
Jul. 19, 2022 at 8:53 p.m.
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Quoting: dickie_boon
you just have to play him on the first line though


Tkachuk as Geno's wing is a dream. This would give them the best second line in hockey along with probably a top 5 first line
Jul. 19, 2022 at 11:16 p.m.
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Quoting: Play_Party_Hard
Going to give it a go...

Guentzel
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Poulin or Joseph (Joseph if they decide to move Kylington)
2023 1st Round Pick
2024 1st Round Pick


Quoting: Play_Party_Hard
Going to give it a go...

Guentzel
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Poulin or Joseph (Joseph if they decide to move Kylington)
2023 1st Round Pick
2024 1st Round Pick


MASSIVE overpay. It is Matt Tkachuk, not Jesus Christ.
 
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