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Stuff Other Teams Dont Want

Created by: westleysnipez
Team: 2023-24 Vancouver Canucks
Initial Creation Date: Dec. 11, 2023
Published: Dec. 11, 2023
Salary Cap Mode: Basic
Trades
1.
VAN
  1. Woll, Joseph
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This guy is on LTIR and giving them minimal cap space for the Leafs. By trading Woll now, the Leafs set themselves up with more success by getting a more expensive LTIR guy who can give them more cap space. Woll has been playing time between the minors the last couple seasons and clearly isn't anything worth while.

This also solves the problem Leafs fans have been complaining about since Poolman is a RHD and they've been looking for that. Sure, he can't play but that at least gets the fans off of management's back.
2.
VAN
  1. Eriksson Ek, Joel
Additional Details:
Now I've noticed a lot of Minnesota Wild fans putting this guy on trades, so he clearly can't be that good otherwise they'd want to keep him. But he's also signed long term for a decent AAV and JEE only has 1 GP in the last postseason so you can tell he's not a playoff performer, JEE doesn't show up when his team needs him. I think with this kind of player teams would normally have to give away 1st round picks (see Monahan for a comparison) but in this case I could see the Canucks paying a 5th like they got for Beauvillier, who also didn't even bother to play a playoff game last year.
MIN
  1. 2025 5th round pick (VAN)
3.
VAN
  1. Broberg, Philip
Additional Details:
Edmonton has been looking to do a 1 for 1, dollar in, dollar out trade and I think this fits perfectly for both teams. Edmonton gets a steady, rock-solid AHLer to replace Broberg and the Canucks get a struggling prospect. Irwin brings decades of experience playing tweener hockey that you can only find in waiver pickups or giving up the coveted Future Considerations that so many teams are desperate not to move out.
Buyouts
DraftRound 1Round 2Round 3Round 4Round 5Round 6Round 7
2024
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2025
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2026
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ROSTER SIZESALARY CAPCAP HITOVERAGES TooltipBONUSESCAP SPACE
24$83,500,000$86,660,417$850,000$850,000-$3,160,417
Left WingCentreRight Wing
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$5,500,000$5,500,000
LW, RW
M-NTC
UFA - 2
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$8,000,000$8,000,000
C, LW, RW
NMC
UFA - 7
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$6,650,000$6,650,000
RW
UFA - 2
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$4,750,000$4,750,000
LW, RW
M-NTC
UFA - 3
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$7,350,000$7,350,000
C, LW
UFA - 1
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$4,950,000$4,950,000
RW, LW
UFA - 3
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$1,100,000$1,100,000
LW, RW
RFA - 2
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$1,900,000$1,900,000
C, LW
UFA - 1
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$1,150,000$1,150,000
RW, C, LW
UFA - 1
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$825,000$825,000
LW
UFA - 1
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$883,750$883,750
C
RFA - 1
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$775,000$775,000
LW
UFA - 2
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$5,250,000$5,250,000
C
UFA - 6
Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
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$7,850,000$7,850,000
LD
UFA - 4
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$6,000,000$6,000,000
RD
M-NTC
UFA - 1
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$5,000,000$5,000,000
G
UFA - 3
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$3,750,000$3,750,000
LD/RD
UFA - 1
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$4,400,000$4,400,000
RD
RFA - 1
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$1,800,000$1,800,000
G
UFA - 1
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$3,000,000$3,000,000
LD/RD
UFA - 1
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$775,000$775,000
RD
UFA - 2
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$766,667$766,667
G
RFA - 2
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$775,000$775,000
LD/RD
UFA - 1
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$863,333$863,333 (Performance Bonus$850,000$850K)
LD
RFA - 1
ScratchesInjured Reserve (IR)Long Term IR (LTIR)
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$1,600,000$1,600,000
C, LW
UFA - 2
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$3,250,000$3,250,000
LD/RD
NTC
UFA - 3
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$775,000$775,000
LD
UFA - 2

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Dec. 11, 2023 at 2:02 a.m.
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Dec. 11, 2023 at 2:14 a.m.
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All trades are 🤦‍♀️
Trade 1 decline caz Vancouver has the best goalie tandems.
Trade 2 decline caz Vancouver can’t afford another Swede with that big contract.
Trade 3 decline caz I don’t know what his hockey style is.
Dec. 11, 2023 at 2:16 a.m.
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Chef's kiss troll post 🤌
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Dec. 11, 2023 at 2:21 a.m.
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What do you pay in rent to live under the bridge?
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Dec. 11, 2023 at 4:13 a.m.
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What do you pay in rent to live under the bridge?


Rent free...[xxxxx xxx xxxxxx xx xxxx xxxx], under south tenth.

I kid but couldn't resist. Going to have to play hangman to get the rest of it. Hint: each word has at least one vowel and there are a total of 9 vowels. I could just tell you if you really wanted to know but just don't get mad.
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Dec. 11, 2023 at 6:14 a.m.
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Might have indulged a bit too much in The kootenay herb, bud 😅
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Dec. 11, 2023 at 7:45 a.m.
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Take poolman out add Hughes lol
Dec. 11, 2023 at 2:32 p.m.
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Quoting: SomeonesOffended
Take poolman out add Hughes lol


No Hughes is a LHD and you guys want RHD, sorry I don't make the rules.
Dec. 11, 2023 at 2:33 p.m.
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Quoting: JuanDamienNebraska
What do you pay in rent to live under the bridge?


About tree fitty
Dec. 11, 2023 at 2:38 p.m.
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Quoting: westleysnipez
No Hughes is a LHD and you guys want RHD, sorry I don't make the rules.


Leafs still decline obviously
Dec. 11, 2023 at 8:17 p.m.
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Quoting: SomeonesOffended
Leafs still decline obviously


No cause you guys want a RHD you can't.
Dec. 11, 2023 at 8:18 p.m.
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Quoting: westleysnipez
No cause you guys want a RHD you can't.


Plenty of better options anyone that can play the right side is better lol maybe even play the left side sure why not
Dec. 11, 2023 at 8:39 p.m.
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Quoting: SomeonesOffended
Plenty of better options anyone that can play the right side is better lol maybe even play the left side sure why not


Yeah but you want a RHD.
Dec. 11, 2023 at 8:40 p.m.
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Quoting: westleysnipez
Yeah but you want a RHD.


You’d have to pay us to take him lmao probably a 3rd if not 2 with half retention of course
Dec. 11, 2023 at 8:43 p.m.
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You’d have to pay us to take him lmao probably a 3rd if not 2 with half retention of course


No because you guys get rid of an LTIR guy and get an LTIR guy
Dec. 11, 2023 at 8:43 p.m.
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No because you guys get rid of an LTIR guy and get an LTIR guy


ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN LET IT GO
Dec. 11, 2023 at 8:44 p.m.
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ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN LET IT GO


Whats never going to happen?
 
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