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Selling high off a two goal first half of the game

Created by: jamnjon
Team: 2023-24 San Jose Sharks
Initial Creation Date: Feb. 17, 2024
Published: Feb. 17, 2024
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I know one of the goals was fluky but you gotta sell high when you can.

(In case it wasn't clear, this post is a joke)
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SJS
  1. 2024 1st round pick (EDM)
EDM
  1. Duclair, Anthony ($1,500,000 retained)
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2024
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22$83,500,000$78,022,501$25,000$1,145,000$5,477,499
Left WingCentreRight Wing
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$4,500,000$4,500,000
LW
UFA - 1
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$8,000,000$8,000,000
C
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UFA - 4
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$4,725,000$4,725,000
RW, LW
UFA - 1
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$5,000,000$5,000,000
C, RW
UFA - 2
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$2,750,000$2,750,000
RW, C
RFA - 1
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$863,333$863,333 (Performance Bonus$850,000$850K)
LW
RFA - 3
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$2,000,000$2,000,000
C
UFA - 2
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$2,500,000$2,500,000
RW, LW
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UFA - 1
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$1,450,000$1,450,000
RW
RFA - 2
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$1,100,000$1,100,000
RW, LW
RFA - 1
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$775,000$775,000
RW
UFA - 1
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$775,000$775,000
RW, C
UFA - 1
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$7,000,000$7,000,000
LD/RD
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UFA - 3
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$825,000$825,000
RD
RFA - 1
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$2,750,000$2,750,000
G
UFA - 1
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$3,250,000$3,250,000
LD
UFA - 3
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$775,000$775,000
RD
RFA - 1
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$2,350,000$2,350,000
G
UFA - 2
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$2,750,000$2,750,000
LD/RD
UFA - 2
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$1,100,000$1,100,000
LD/RD
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$789,167$789,167 (Performance Bonus$82,500$82K)
LD
RFA - 1
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$762,500$762,500
LD/RD
UFA - 1
ScratchesInjured Reserve (IR)Long Term IR (LTIR)
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$6,750,000$6,750,000
C
NMC
UFA - 7
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$1,250,000$1,250,000
RD
UFA - 3
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$912,500$912,500 (Performance Bonus$212,500$212K)
LD
RFA - 1
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$800,000$800,000
LW, RW
UFA - 2

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Feb. 18 at 12:22 a.m.
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I don't think Holland is that stupid but you should run this idea by Kyle Dubas or Brad Trelivng.
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Feb. 18 at 4:53 a.m.
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Quoting: MoxNix
I don't think Holland is that stupid but you should run this idea by Kyle Dubas or Brad Trelivng.


Let's not forget you're talking about the same guy who almost traded Pavel Datsyuk for Scott Gomez in 2007.
Feb. 18 at 8:13 a.m.
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Quoting: MoxNix
I don't think Holland is that stupid but you should run this idea by Kyle Dubas or Brad Trelivng.


#rentfree. Even our GMs; that’s next level obsession 😂
Feb. 18 at 10:54 a.m.
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Quoting: MitchJr
#rentfree. Even our GMs; that’s next level obsession 😂


57 years...
Feb. 18 at 11:09 a.m.
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Quoting: MoxNix
57 years...


Like I said #rentfree. Leafs nation is most populous fanbase in the league and that doesn’t even count obsessed, closeted fans like you 😅
Feb. 18 at 11:11 a.m.
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Quoting: MitchJr
Like I said #rentfree. Leafs nation is most populous fanbase in the league and that doesn’t even count obsessed, closeted fans like you 😅


And counting...
Feb. 18 at 11:16 a.m.
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Quoting: MoxNix
And counting...


The Leafs fanbase? Yep, keeps growing 💪 - in and out of the closet 😂
Feb. 18 at 11:21 a.m.
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Quoting: MitchJr
The Leafs fanbase? Yep, keeps growing 💪 - in and out of the closet 😂


It'll be 100 years before you know it. Work on your reading comprehension in the meantime and try doing what your parents taught you to do... If you don't have anything intelligent to say don't say anything.
Feb. 18 at 11:24 a.m.
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It'll be 100 years before you know it. Work on your reading comprehension in the meantime and try doing what your parents taught you to do... If you don't have anything intelligent to say don't say anything.


You’re a champ; keep on pumping up the tires on Leafs Nation though - appreciated 👏. We’re not the centre of the hockey universe by accident
Feb. 18 at 11:38 a.m.
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You’re a champ; keep on pumping up the tires on Leafs Nation though - appreciated 👏. We’re not the centre of the hockey universe by accident


bye troll
Feb. 18 at 1:52 p.m.
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Well played. And posted midgame too. Referenced in Fear the Fin. You are a Sharks superfan.

Steal for Edmonton imo.

Next game Hoffman hat trick!
Feb. 18 at 2:41 p.m.
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Quoting: MitchJr
#rentfree. Even our GMs; that’s next level obsession 😂


Everyone hates the leaf’s cause their fanbase and media are trash. So like… congrats?
Feb. 18 at 2:42 p.m.
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Edmonton declines by the way. Much better Wingers on the market can be had with a 1st.
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Feb. 18 at 3:06 p.m.
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Everyone hates the leaf’s cause their fanbase and media are trash. So like… congrats?


Hating a group of people you don’t know is kind of weird but you do you. Also, hate typically springs from fear or jealousy so again - thanks for proving my point . #rentfree
Maybe one day people outside of Alberta will care enough to give a passing thought about the Flames, but then again maybe not - irrelevance is a tough barrier to overcome
Feb. 18 at 3:10 p.m.
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Hating a group of people you don’t know is kind of weird but you do you. Also, hate typically springs from fear or jealousy so again - thanks for proving my point . #rentfree
Maybe one day people outside of Alberta will care enough to give a passing thought about the Flames, but then again maybe not - irrelevance is a tough barrier to overcome


Hate in hockey fandom is numerous and expected. See every rivalry ever.

The Leaf’s are not most teams rivals. But they’ll get the same kind of hate cause of their trash fans and media.

Leafs fans always cry about being clowned on all the time so theyve invented the #rentfree narrative, to excuse their own actions that brought it on themselves.
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Feb. 18 at 3:18 p.m.
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Hate in hockey fandom is numerous and expected. See every rivalry ever.

The Leaf’s are not most teams rivals. But they’ll get the same kind of hate cause of their trash fans and media.

Leafs fans always cry about being clowned on all the time so theyve invented the #rentfree narrative, to excuse their own actions that brought it on themselves.


Impressive logic there but your fellow flames fan took chance to take shot at current and former Leafs GM in a post that had nothing to do with the Leafs. Proves the point pretty well that #rentfree is not invented by Leafs fans; it is what it is. Leaf fans are used to everyone else “hating” them - jealousy is a strange motivator. Will make the cup parade even sweeter when it happens.
Feb. 18 at 3:50 p.m.
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Impressive logic there but your fellow flames fan took chance to take shot at current and former Leafs GM in a post that had nothing to do with the Leafs. Proves the point pretty well that #rentfree is not invented by Leafs fans; it is what it is. Leaf fans are used to everyone else “hating” them - jealousy is a strange motivator. Will make the cup parade even sweeter when it happens.


No the Leaf’s are clowned on cause they are a trash team and a trash fanbase. They haven’t won since 1967, literally the most pathetic championship drought of all North American Sports. No one anywhere is jealous of that. It has nothing to do with jealousy and everything to do with wanting to clown on the worst fanbase and the worst franchise. Keep fanatasizing about this jealousy narrative it’s as much of a pipe dream as the Leaf’s winning a Cup.
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Feb. 18 at 4:27 p.m.
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Edmonton declines by the way. Much better Wingers on the market can be had with a 1st.


To be clear, this was a joke post. There was no expectation that anyone would think it was a reasonable trade. Duke had 2 goals halfway through the game and I was joking about selling high. After all, if he scores 2 goals in half a game that means he'll probably score 328 over an 82-game season!
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Feb. 18 at 5:02 p.m.
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Quoting: jamnjon
To be clear, this was a joke post. There was no expectation that anyone would think it was a reasonable trade. Duke had 2 goals halfway through the game and I was joking about selling high. After all, if he scores 2 goals in half a game that means he'll probably score 328 over an 82-game season!


Don't tell Kyle and Brad that, they were both scrambling for the phones thinking "Wow, 328 goals a year, for that price? That's dirt cheap!"
Feb. 18 at 7:51 p.m.
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Quoting: jamnjon
To be clear, this was a joke post. There was no expectation that anyone would think it was a reasonable trade. Duke had 2 goals halfway through the game and I was joking about selling high. After all, if he scores 2 goals in half a game that means he'll probably score 328 over an 82-game season!
Feb. 18 at 7:52 p.m.
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No the Leaf’s are clowned on cause they are a trash team and a trash fanbase. They haven’t won since 1967, literally the most pathetic championship drought of all North American Sports. No one anywhere is jealous of that. It has nothing to do with jealousy and everything to do with wanting to clown on the worst fanbase and the worst franchise. Keep fanatasizing about this jealousy narrative it’s as much of a pipe dream as the Leaf’s winning a Cup.


Quoting: MoxNix
Don't tell Kyle and Brad that, they were both scrambling for the phones thinking "Wow, 328 goals a year, for that price? That's dirt cheap!"


Strong words, must have struck a nerve? You & your buddies keep hating on the Leafs & we’ll keep not thinking about the Flames #irrelevant
Feb. 18 at 7:53 p.m.
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Strong words, must have struck a nerve? You & your buddies keep hating on the Leafs & we’ll keep not thinking about the Flames #irrelevant


No nerves struck. Just correcting your inaccurate statements. Leafs derangement syndrome is a real affliction and it needs to be corrected when seen.
Feb. 18 at 8:04 p.m.
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No nerves struck. Just correcting your inaccurate statements. Leafs derangement syndrome is a real affliction and it needs to be corrected when seen.


Keep thinking about, reading, watching & commenting on the Leafs & Leaf fans. We’re not the centre of the hockey universe for nothing. Appreciate your contribution 👏
 
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